April 3, 2007
Entry ID: 1089457
|Semi-annual Crunch Newsletter
Headline news; The Crunch go on spending spree. Three big name signings in off season.
The Crunch formally announced Thursday the signings of three big name slo-pitch superstars. According to team reps, the names of the players will not be announced until later in the offseason and terms of the contracts were undisclosed at press time.
One team insider was over heard saying, "I can't believe those fools signed with us." Stay tuned for more information as the season progresses.
In other news, The Crunch have also announced the release of last years' reigning strike out king, Brady Gmiterek. Just kidding, we wish.|