"Hit it Over the Red Shed" - Midway Fan

"Is there some sort of parade going on in Dent today?" - During the Dent Days Parade

"We need some Angry Music" - Honus Wagner

"Did you put mustard down my pants?" Fathead

"I've been lifting four times a week" - Dribble

"All he throws is junk and its shitty, but I still can't hit it" - Big Chest

"She showed up when I was waxing my chest" - Jeffski

"I've got the biggest "D" in Dent" - Dribble

"I gave another man a Naked lap dance, and that wasn't even close to the gayest part of the night" - Nick

"Tell me exactly what you want, I'll go in with a hard shaft" - Jeffski

"I like it when Jon gets naughty" - Jeffski

"We have a guy named Huberty, so I called him Puberty and the team just lost it" - Phil Doll