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27 MAY 2009
"Don't put that on the website"
Paul pleading not to have the quote that appears below put on the quotes page
27 MAY 2009
"They had 2 guys on and they stole first and third"
Paul explaining a brazen new strategy in baseball
27 MAY 2009
"Because bamboo is lighter than wood"
Willie explaining why bamboo bats swing lighter
27 MAY 2009
"Grab me a beer out of one of the normal coolers...well the other ones are red"
Gary announcing that if a cooler is red, it is not normal
29 MAY 2009
"Willie, she's 14"
Gary laying down the law on day one
22 JUNE 2009
"Bat's are like girlfriends, sometimes you just have to let them go"
Willie's insight into baseball and love as he is looking at a cracked bat on the bus
25 JUNE 2009
"I caught this feral cat one time, well....it might not have been feral but it was wild"
Willie explaining the difference between feral and wild
2 JULY 2009
"Where is Jerry, anyway?"
Willie looking for GARY after a post game conversation
12 JULY 2009
"Who are these guys, Cazenovia? I'm a bit of a casanova myself."
Willie bragging about his manhood
22 JULY 2009
"Does anyone know if gas is cheaper in Minnesota?"
Gary as he is sitting at a red light next to a gas station in La Crescent, MN.
22 JULY 2009
"Josh, weren't you a starter behind Casper?"
Ben explaining the sixth man rule in basketball.
22 JULY 2009
"Who is your Asian shortstop?"
A young co-ed at a bar asking Dustin about the new Sparta Miller shortstop.
22 JULY 2009
"I want to call her a (explicit), what should I say?"
Jordan trying to decide what to say to the love of his life.
22 JULY 2009
"I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do. (In a frenzied manner)"
Kevin Barth getting super excited as the phone he is holding on to rings.
27 JULY 2009
"It's not gay if you're going fast."
Willie explaining that if two guys are riding on a quad the passenger can wrap their arms around the driver.
27 JULY 2009
"There used to be a seven toed cat around here."
Gary remembering the good old days.
27 JULY 2009
"There used to be a cornfield over there, probably where that cat is buried."
Gary the gravedigger explaining the fine art of burial placement.
31 JULY 2009
"I'm either going to sleep in the lawn, or right here."
Paul trying to decide where to sleep as we were standing in the back yard.....in the lawn...at night....sober.
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
Jessus Christ and the American Soldier.
One died for your soul and the other for your freedom.
Support our troops who keep us free and safe.
If you are reading this in English, thank a Vet.
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