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CHILL OUT DAD
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Chill Out, Dad!
My Coach says to choke up more.
My Dad yells out I'm fine.
Coach says use a 28 bat.
Dad shouts 29!
Which one do I listen to?
What's a boy to do?
I'm only eleven years old and they're both forty two.
Someone will get angry and I'm stuck in the middle.
How do you think that I can solve this very difficult riddle?
I know! I know! I've got it!
Can this really work?
I hope that neither one of them will think that I'm a jerk!
Somehow I will get the Coach to tell my Dad the facts.
"That there's only just one Coach."
Dad, will you relax!
Just watch the game and laugh a lot.
Maybe you'll find that watching games can actually be nice!
Written by : Bill Shane
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