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Devil Dog Clubber
September 25, 2005 - 09:50 AM --
Adam is a semper fidelis marine leatherneck devil dog shock troop leader of the club swinging department. The people in the audience would have you believe that the Marine had been drinking since 8:00 a.m. that day and that may be true. That shouldn't take away from the fact that he swung the bat and missed that really big softball that was coming his way. He may have seen 3 or 4 softballs but still missed. We would just like to extend a hand to this jarhead as the newest member of this prestiges club. Keep on swinging on.
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100% SKC
With it all on the line against Bethel's Hoes, 100% stepped into the batters box with intentions on shattering a windshield in the parking lot. You see, he had spotted some of the opposition hanging around out there licking each other and figured that some of the clunkers just beyond the fence must have belonged to them. With 2 strikes, he saw the pitch coming...eyes got big...tightened his grip...rared back...AND TOOK THE PITCH!!! The crusty old cateract behind the plate slowly propped up his broken hip, lifted his hand, and said, "I think i urinated in my britches, sonny. Oh I mean Strike 3!"
After the game we got this shot of him celebrating his induction into the SKC with his godfather. The only quote we got from him was "No disrespect to the Bethel's Hoes, but if I can't hit these hoes, I don't belong in the sport!"
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James "Richard" Dawson
The SKC welcomed a new member with a bang a few weeks ago. The excitement began with a $400 bet concerning batting averages made between Mark "Gayness Anus" Sartain and our new inductee, James "Richard" Dawson. The wager reached its climax when the mighty Casey...err...James created one last blast of cool air for the Houston area. We thank you for that brief sense of relief before the long hot summer, James. On a side note, the gambling duo have since reduced the wager to a mere $5 due to the 300 point differential in their current batting averages. Welcome to the Club, James.
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Chris Reyes
Congrats to the 2004 Champ, founding father of the Special K Club and still holding strong to his membership card. Chris Reyes
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Vito Iacona
A new member to the SKC, we would like to welcome him to the club with a warm guesture. So everybody raise your axes and lets all kill a tree together! Vito Iacona
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Leo Lieviano
A rare appearance was made at the SKC during a recent coed game. Nevertheless, Leo made his mark in the 2005 club with a bang. Of course, it is still up for debate as to whether the pitch was outside or not, but we all know the umpires opinion. Congrats Leo, you made it. Leo Lieviano
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Louis Gomez
The newest member added to the SKC in 2005 is none other than Louis Gomez. Louis successfully avoided induction just one week prior to his official invite by getting enough of the ball to "foul out". On Tuesday, 4/27, he accepted his invitation and is this years 5th inductee to the club. Louis Gomez
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