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FISHETTI BRINGS 4TH OF JULY EARLY TO INTERMEDIATE EAST.
June 4, 2005 --
DISTURBING RUMORS BEGAN TO TRICKLE IN LATE FRIDAY NIGHT THAT CHRIS FISHETTI, WAS TOSSED FROM THE ANNUAL 8TH GRADE FORMAL DANCE! NOT BECAUSE OF HIS HORRENDOUS DANCING ABILITY, WHICH ONE MIGHT ASSUME, BUT MORE FRIGHTENING ISSUES. LEAGUE OFFICIALS HAVE CONFIRMED FROM LOCAL AUTHORITIES THAT FISHETTI WAS CAUGHT WITH 7 CASES OF HIGH EXPLOSIVE FIRECRACKERS AND NUMEROUS STINKBOMBS! "I JUST WANTED TO SPICE IT UP A LITTLE BIT", SCREAMMED FISHETTI AS HE WAS CUFFED UP, "I THOUGHT THIS WOULD ADD A LITTLE SPARK TO THE PLACE, THAT'S ALL."
"O HE COULD HAVE ADDED A SPARK ALL RIGHT...", SAID A STUNNED POLICE OFFICIAL ON THE CASE, "HE HAD ENOUGH FIREWORKS TO LIGHT UP THE WHOLE EASTERN SEABOARD FOR THE 4TH OF JULY!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE CHRIS WOULD DO SUCH A THING, HE WAS MY IDOL, NOW WHO DO I LOOK UP TOO!", CRIED A YOUNGSTER EARLY SATURDAY MORNING, JUST OUTSIDE THE PARK.
HOW DID FISHETTI GAIN ACCESS TO THESE WEAPONS OF MASTER DESTRUCTION, NO ONE KNOWS AT THIS TIME, BUT A FULL INVESTIGATION WILL TAKE PLACE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK. LEAGUE COMMISH, PETE DACENKO JR., IS YET TO MAKE ANY COMMENTS, BUT SOME SPECULATE THAT A SUSPENSION MIGHT BE IN ORDER. THE ONCE FAN FAVORITE FISHETTI, MIGHT HEAR SOME BOOS COME OPENING DAY AT THE PARK, THE FIRST IN HIS LONG STORIED CAREER!
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JOE MOSC "RETIRES" FROM PIGEON PARK
July 20, 2005 --
AFTER JUST QUITTING EAST FOOTBALL, JOE MOSC HAS NOW OFFICIALLY RETIRED FROM PIGEON PARK! AFTER 4 TERRIBLE SEASONS AT BELOW .500, MOSC DECIDED TO THROW IN THE TOWEL EARLY THIS PAST WEEK. FIRST REPORTS SHOWED MOSC WOULD FINISH THE SEASON, BUT AFTER CONSULTING WITH HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS HE WILL WALK AFTER ONLY 2 GAMES, WHICH HE WAS HUMILIATED IN. THE LEAGUE COMMISH, PETE DACENKO JR., HAS RELEASED A MESSAGES STATING "ALL PLAYERS WILL GET A WIN FOR JOE MOSC'S GAMES, TWO WINS IF YOU'RE IN HIS DIVISION. THIS WILL BE ON ON JULY 20, 2005." SOME FANS ARE SADDEN BY THE LOSS OF A SEASONED VETERAN, BUT TO MANY, MIKE DACENKO SUMS IT UP BEST, "I'M NOT SURPRISE. THE BUM DIDN'T RETIRE, HE QUIT, HE'S A LOSER. IF YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THE BIG BOYS THEN GET OUT, I WISH HIM THE BEST OF LUCK IN DANCING OR WHATEVER HE'S DOING NOW!" AS FOR US AT THE PARK WE WILL MISS JOE, BUT MOST OF ALL... WE WILL MISS THE EASY GAME... ONE WHERE YOU COULD ENJOY WATCHING MOSC JUMP OVER THE FENCE 5 TIMES IN ONE INNING!
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DEHART KILLED KENNEDY?
April 27, 2005 --
FOR OVER 40 YEARS, THE ASSASSINATION OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY, HAS BEEN SHROUDED IN MYSTERY. DID LEE HARVY OSWALD REALLY KILL KENNEDY...., THE ANSWER IS NO, FRANK DEHART DID!!!! AFTER MONTHS OF RESEARCH, MANY EXPERTS ON THE CASE, HAVE DETERMINED THAT OUR VERY OWN PIGEON PARK ALL-STAR, FRANK DEHART WAS THE MAN BEHIND THE GUN! SO U THINK, "NO WAY", ALL WE CAN SAY IS THE PICTURES DON'T LIE! A CLOSE RESEMBLANCE, WE THINK NOT!
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FISHETTI READY TO RUMBLE!!!!
April 27, 2005 --
STUNNING NEWS WAS REVEALED LATE TUESDAY NIGHT AS PRO-WIFFLER, CHIRS FISHETTI, RELEASED NEW NEWS ABOUT HIS SPRAINED ANKLE. "ITS FEELING GREAT AND READY FOR SOME HARDCORE WIFFLE ACTION." ON WEDNESDAY WIFF, A WORLD-WIDE WIFFLEBALL PROGRAM, FISHETTI DOCTORS STATED, "THE INJURY HAS HEALED AT AN INCREDIBLE RATE, HE WILL BE READY FOR MAY 1, ITS UNBELIEVABLE!" OTHERS AROUND THE LEAGUE AREN'T AS SHOCKED, "I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, THE KIDS A FAIRY THE WHOLE THING WAS A JOKE, JUST LIKE HIS PLAY!", CALLED IN ONE FAN AFTER HEARING THE NEWS INTERVIEW. "HE DID IT SO WE'LL FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.... COME ON IT WAS A LITTLE SORE AND HE STARTED CRYIN TO THE LEAGUE,... FOR SOME SYMPATHY, WHAT A JOKE!" "DON'T GIVE HIM SYMPATHY.... GIVE HIM BALLS!" WELL, WHAT CAN YOU SAY THE PLAYERS AND CERTAINLY, THE FANS ARE READY FOR THIS SEASON TO BEGIN, THE BALLS AND TEMPERS WILL BE FLYIN COME PRESEASON! GOOD LUCK TO ALL.
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COSTANZA'S BACK AFTER CAREER THREATENING INJURY!
July 18, 2005 --
ON FEBRUARY 22, 2005, MIKE COSTANZA, ONE OF OUR VERY OWN PIGEON PARK PLAYERS, WAS SERIOUSLY INJURED IN A HIGH SPEED SKIING ACCIDENT. EARLY REPORTS SHOWED THAT COSTANZA WOULD BE OUT FOR THE SEASON AND MAYBE HIS ENTIRE CAREER. AFTER LESS THEN 6 MONTHS FROM THE HORRIBLE INJURY, COSTANZA IS MAKING A MIRACULOUS COMEBACK TO PIGEON PARK. HERE IS WHAT THE IRON MAN HIMSELF HAD TO SAY TO ISABEL RINGING OUR PIGEON PARK REPORTER, ABOUT HIS RECOVERY AND RETURN TO THE "FIELD OF DREAMS".
SO MIKE WHAT WERE YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS AFTER THE ACCIDENT:
"Well to tell you the truth, I didn't know if I'd ever walk again, let alone play the game I love most."
DID YOU EVER THINK YOU'D BE BACK PLAYING AGAIN"
"I knew it would be a tough road, of course, but I knew I would be back better then ever ready to work for my ultimate goal, a title."
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN COMPETE FOR THE TITLE THIS SEASON AFTER SUCH A TERRIBLE INJURY:
"It's going to be very difficult, I think this year might be more about getting back into shape, but I won't be a walkover. I'm just not 100 percent yet.
WHO WAS YOUR BIGGEST INSPIRATION TO GET BACK ON THE FIELD:
"I would have to say Mazzola, just seeing that fag win games made me want to go out there and beat him... bad." "Also the fans,... I was doing it for my fans out there, the little ones that look up to me as a role model."
IN YOUR OPINION WHO DO YOU THINK WILL TAKE THE TITLE THIS YEAR:
"Well the way Dehart's playin how can you go against that. I think it's gunna be a great year and Dehart looks like he'll take the title this season."
WELL, ALL OF US AT THE PARK WOULD LIKE TO WISH MIKE AND HIS FAMILY LUCK AND TO ALL OUR PLAYERS A SAFE 2005 SEASON. WE'RE ALL GLAD TO SEE HIM BACK ON THE FIELD, PLAYING THE GAME HE LOVES!
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2005 SEASON TICKETS NOW ON SALE
February 24, 2005 --
SO YOU WANT TO JOIN IN ON THE FUN THIS SEASON? BUY 2005 PIGEON PARK SEASON TICKETS NOW FOR THE LOWEST PRICE EVER! ENJOY THE ACTION PACK SEASON, AND SEE SOME OF THE BEST WIFFLEBALL AROUND!
SEASON TICKET PRICES
BEHIND THE PLATE: $375
UPPER DECK: $150
SPA SEATS: $715
1ST OR 3RD BASELINE: $300
RIGHT FIELD: $225
CENTER FIELD: $235
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