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May 22, 2006 --
An anagram for Walker: Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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May 21, 2006 --
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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May 20, 2006 --
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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May 19, 2006 --
When an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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May 18, 2006 --
Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Answer: All of it.
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May 17, 2006 --
Chuck Norris can update his site any fuckin' time he pleases! 
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May 11, 2006 --
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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May 10, 2006 --
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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May 9, 2006 --
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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May 8, 2006 --
Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder.
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May 7, 2006 --
Before sliced bread, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris". But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.
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May 6, 2006 --
There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
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May 5, 2006 --
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
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May 4, 2006 --
Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.
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May 3, 2006 --
The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
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May 2, 2006 --
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
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May 1, 2006 --
Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.
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