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The Player's Bench
Welcome to The Player's Bench. This page is reserved for our league players and parents to submit original documents such as poems, stories, articles, game reports, etc. that they have written about their experiences with the game of softball. Submit your original documents by email to ycjgsoftball@aol.com and they will be posted on this page.
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Here are the top 10 signs you know that this is not going to be your best game:
10. You can't find your socks, but you can smell them
9. You think that you have arrived at the ball field early because you are the first one there, then you realize that you are at the wrong field
8. The coach says that you are pitching today and you have never pitched before in your life
7. You have to kick your bats to wake them up
6. The umpire emphatically calls you out on strikes after you take a 2-1 pitch (that's two balls - one strike)
5. You went to the batting cage before the game and went 0-for-40
4. You can't find your new glove, so you have to use something that may have been your dad's glove 25 years ago
3. The other team cheers for your pitcher more than your team does
2. The only way your team can manufacture a run is with four consecutive base on balls
And the #1 sign you know that this is not going to be your best game:
1. When you realize the only good thing about pain is it tells you that you are not dead yet.
Thanks to all of my former players over the years who made my coaching experiences a pleasant memory. Dave Trump - former softball coach and coordinator at P/NH.
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I wanted to thank our team, DILLSBURG BANNER, for having a good game on July 13! Friday the 13th!
We won 12-11. We all think the other team did try their best. Good game, York Township Bears!!!!!
-Katie
Dillsburg Banner player
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