Ask Coach???
Q- Why is there only one ball for 22 players?
A- If you gave a ball to each of them, they'd stop fighting for it.
Top Five List
"Funny things said by cougars"
5. Did we win?
4. Can we get a different center he keeps passing gas?
3. Pretend they stole your spatula.
2. One of the falcons must have lost this feather when you hit him.
1. I ran that play on my Xbox. It didn't work there either.