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Diesel Day Care
February 17, 2006 --
With all the new babies coming into the Diesel family how will team Diesel find the time to play softball? For those of you who don't know, my wife gave birth to another baby boy on December 3rd. His name? Bostin Joseph Coleman. He is the last of the Dr. Bomb dynasty. Now someday I will be able to field a whole outfield of Coleman's for team Diesel. Another shock in the Nation is the announcement of Fat City becoming a father. That's right Fatty's gonna be a dad! May god have mercy on his soul. So a big congrats to Fatty and Katie. Now Fatty, you will be able to see what it's like to try and balance family and softball. He used to always give me shit because I could never go a full season without missing something. I know it sounds easy but when you have a family all of your priorities change and you have more important things to worry about. I think he is slowly realizing that for himself. Sorry I couldn't be there today for everything but I want to wish you guys the best, especially you Fatty because you truly deserve it. Zak and Jamie should be due sometime after I get home I think so that brings the total of new Dieselites to three. Congrats to them as well. That is all I know of right now. I'm not sure when Big Ern and Vicki are leaving but hopefully it's not until I get back. We'll have to tip back a few before you go buddy. I just have one question? Will you please grow a mustache before you leave? You owe me one!! On a side note........Who the hell is going to watch all of these kids so we can play softball? We are going to have to pool our money together to find a travelling baby sitter!
Actually as most of you know I have decided to trade in the cleats this year for the flyrod, waders, and the company of my 2 oldest boys. I have decided that playing softball, as fun as it is, just isn't the same for me anymore. I think this is something that was overdue last season. Most of you might not realize that I am a softy when it comes to my family. The excitement of the upcoming season is just not the same so hopefully by taking this year off, I will have found a renewed interest in the game. If not, well, no big deal. I'm only 26 years old. I have plenty of time to play softball but my kids are getting older every day. Now I'm not saying that I'm done for good, but for the majority of this season most of you probably won't see me on the field. My boys are getting to the age where they can go camping and stuff so that will be the majority of my summer. Playing softball all summer doesn't leave much time to do some of the other things that I enjoy doing. I will still come to the complex to watch, and I have been communicating with Fatty via email and it looks like I may still play league. I know, I know things aren't going to be the same with me gone. It won't be as fun without the Dr. filling up pitchers with vomit, or crushing cans over his head. Hopefully Soda can pick up the slack a little in that department. He's still young and likes to do dumb stuff still!! There's a possibility that I may play if needed for a tourney, but if not that's cool too. Hopefully I will still get to see a lot of you guys if you come to Great Falls for a tourney. For those of you I don't see this year, better luck next year. I'm sure we will run into each other again. It's been real. Dr. C
P.S. LIGHTS OUT!!!
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Doctor Circle C, Ph.D, M.D., D.D.S., Oral Surgeon, OBGYN (part time!)
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Rules to Follow In Order to Make an Appointment
April 19, 2005 - 02:55 PM --
For those of you who want to make an appointment with the M.D. here's how!
The Dr only has a few openings so you must call ahead of time to make an appt. In order to assure yourself an opening I have enclosed the following prerequisite letter to assist your needs and the Dr's:
1. The Dr. only reserves appointments for the opposite sex, so if your a male, make like a tree and stop fucking calling!
2. Please bring one 12pak of Busch Lite to your appointment.
3. Please arrive 15 min early so the Ph.D can give you a thorough look over to see if you are even worth his time.
4. If your ugly don't bother calling. Trust me, you know whether or not you're hot. If I haven't told you you're hot, guess what, your not. And if you think you are, I'll be the judge of that. Don't jump to any conclusions.
5. If you want to be seen in a timely manner try to wear the least amount of clothing possible. Preferably just undergarments! Daddy likes!
6. When you cum in my office you will address me as the Dr. I didn't go to 10 yrs of Bomb School to be insulted by first names, I think I have earned that, thank you. When you leave you will say LIGHTS OUT!
7. Last but not least, I don't officially have an office so it may be appropriate to use any area I deem suitable at the time, so just be warned. If you want to step into the Dr.'s office you just never know where it might be.
LIGHTS OUT
On a side note, I am looking for a new secretary. Anyone that wants to put in an application can just stop by the office, but make sure you follow rules 4 and 5 and especially #6. That is very key to ensuring your every need is met.
Sincerely,
Dr. C, Ph.D
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DR. CIRCLE IS GOD, LIGHTS OUT MOTHERCHUCKERS
THE GREATNESS OF DR. BOMB! I have the power to place myself on our front page when ever the hell I please. I wonder how long it will take for someone to see this and take it off the front page. This just proves what I have been saying all along. I AM GOD. The sooner you people realize it the easier it will be for us to get along. P.S. Big Baller says hi. LIGHTS OUT FAGS
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Gone But Not Forgotten
March 23, 2005 --
I would just like to say that not only is Brian Benjamin an awesome softball player he's also a great guy. And behind every great man there is an even better woman, in this case Jamie. I almost started to cry as I hugged Jamie the night before they left. I thought I saw a tear in Bigun's eye even though I know he will never admit it! It was a very sad day to know that two of the coolest people I had ever met weren't going to be around anymore. My wife was bummed because her and Jamie were like best friends when we travel out of town to play. Now who will she hang out with? Who will she call when we get in a fight? Who will she borrow flour from when she wants to bake a cake? Who's shoulder will she cry on when her favorite pet hampster dies? Who's......?!?! Just kidding! Sorry about that, I got a little carried away. I haven't known Brian and Jamie for that long, but I do know that they are two of the best people anyone could ever hope to meet. I want to wish them the best of luck because they deserve it and Jess and I hope to see you guys soon. Keep in touch, and remember it doesn't matter what bat you use a good bat makes a good hitter better not a bad hitter better so before you worry about a better bat work on being a better hitter first. I think that just about sums it up. I love you guys and God bless.
P.S. Hey B, you goin to the girls game?!
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