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Let's try this again!
March 1, 2006 --
Here we go again. For those two people in Montana who haven't played this game, you must name the movie that the quote was taken from. You can even give us the actor's name and/or character played just to show off. Reply in the guestbook. NO CHEATING!!!!!! That means you, Satchell. If you answered correctly the previous week, please do not answer the next week's installment until Friday. Try to give others a chance!!!!
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Fuck Circle!
May 22, 2006 --
He cheats. Well, he should be on a plane home so now maybe someone else can get one.....
"I'm fed up saving your ass. I'm amazed you made it past puberty."
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B&E MCS Quote
May 17, 2006 --
Surprisingly, just about everyone was all over that last one. Summer School was the flick! NEXT!!!!
"Do you know what "nada" means?"
"Isn't that a light chicken gravy?"
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The Doctor is gonna be sued for malpractice!
May 8, 2006 --
You must be cheating, dude! Nobody watched that movie more than once and why would anyone remember a line from it. BUUUUULLLSHIIIIT! NEXT!!!!!
"You passed and I failed! You asshole! How could you do that to me?"
"It was an accident. I'll take it again. I can fail, I know I can."
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Brew wins!
April 30, 2006 --
Chad with an assist from Ebert and Roper, whoever that was. Post your real name and take credit for your work. This one may be a little more challenging.....NEXT!!!
"There was no beer on the island, man. If they had beer they would have had, like, big-ass orgies."
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The Doctor strikes again!!!
April 24, 2006 --
Since no one else answered, the good Doctor wins again this week. The Mummy was the movie. NEXT!!!
"God hates me. That's what it is. "
"Hate him back; it works for me."
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Dr. Bomb is now officially Dr. Gay
April 16, 2006 --
Circle wins again with two assists to C. Lizzles! NEXT!!!!!
"Get me a shot of bourbon, and a glass of bourbon, and a bourbon chaser."
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Well done!
Our very own Chad Brewer on the call. Dead Man on Campus was the flick; a classic, I might add. NEXT!
"You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh.. uh...aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean."
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Dr. Bomb is gay!!!!!
Well done, Circle. Not you're not the dumbest human being alive. The movie was Pussy, or Box, or was it Snapper? No, Snatch, that's it. NEXT!
"My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes!"
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What up, Chuck?!?!
Chuck Lipes from Bert & Ernie's with the correct answer. Dr. Bomb with an assist. Well done, fags. Try this on for size:
"You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster!"
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Brew in da Haus!
March 19, 2006 --
Brew may be new to DIESEL, but he's a veteran to the movie quotes. Blackhawk Down was the movie. Heeeeeeeere we go!
"You are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue. Now take off your clothes and get in the car!"
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You're my hero, Val!
Val Gilbert proves that there are DIESEL fans all over the world. Thanks for logging in from Italy. Also, props to Brew and Circle for showing off their stores of useless knowledge as well. NEXT!
"Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window."
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BIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
March 5, 2006 --
Technically, Bice wins because the anonymous poster had the movie title wrong. Planes, Trains and Automobiles was the movie and it was John Candy and Steve Martin doing the talking. NEXT!
"You're a creature of the night, Michael, just like out of the comic book. You're a vampire, Michael. My own brother, a, a, vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out Buddy!"
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Our first installment.....
March 1, 2006 --
"Why did you kiss my ear?"
"Why are holding my hand?"
"Where is your other hand?"
"Between two pillows."
"Those aren't pillows!"
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