SAY WHAT ?
"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."
---Steven Wright
"I was trying to daydream,but my mind kept wandering."
---Steven Wright
"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
---Woody Allen
"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind."
---Mohandas Gandhi
"I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow."
---Woodrow Wilson
"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all."
---Sam Ewing
"Great ideas originate in the muscles. "
---Thomas A. Edison
A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
---Unkown
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
---Steven Wright
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
-- Unknown
"Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished."
-- Leslie Neilsen
"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. "
---Albert Einstein
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."
---Henry Ford
"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life."
---Muhammad Ali
"Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't."
---Pete Seeger
"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world."
---Nelson Mandela
"Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe."
---Abraham Lincoln
"My mother used to say, "He who angers you, conquers you!" But my mother was a saint."
---Elizabeth Kenny
"Training is what you are doing while your opponent is sleeping in."
---Brian Owen
"Individual glory is insignificant when compared to achieving victory as a team."
---Dot Richardson
"If you never lose then you can never appreciate the victories."
---Laura Twitchell
"A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice."
---Bill Cosby
"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth."
---Chuck Norris
"Okay, so God made man first, but doesn't everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?"
---Courtney Huston
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years."
---Mark Twain
"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner."
---Ben Bergor
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
---Steven Wright
"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
---Ed Asner
"I knew we were in for a long season when we lined up for the national anthem on opening day and one of my players said, 'Every time I hear that song I have a bad game."
---Jim Leyland
"When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason."
---Molly McGee
" father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be."
---Unknown
"The differnce between stupidty and genius is that, genius has it's limits."
---Albert Einstein
"A banker is a fellow who lens you his umbrella when the sun is shining,
but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
---Mark Twain
If you always do ---
What you always did
You will always get---
What you always got."
Change is essential if you want to improve.
"Genious is One percent inspiration,and
Ninety-Nine percent perspiration."
--Thomas Edison
"A ship in the harbor is safe
but
That's not what ships were built for."
---Unknown Author
"The harder I worked,the luckier I got."
---Samuel Goldwyn
"Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train.
Are you going sixty miles an hour?
Or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?"
---J.Paul Getty
"The taxpayer----
That is someone who works for the Federal Government,but
Doesn't have to take the Civil Service examination."
---Ronald Reagan
"The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work."
---Harry Golden
"History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided."
---Konrad Adenaner
"I have not failed.I've just found 10,000 ways that wont work."
---Thomas Edison
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes."
---Oscar Wilde
" (I sent the club a wire stating)Please accept my resignation.
I do not want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."
---Groucho Marx
The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority.
- Kenneth Blanchard
The right man is the one who seizes the moment.
- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Quality is remembered long after the price is forgotten.
- Gucci Slogan
You will never find time for anything. If you want the time, you must make it.
- Charles Buxton
If we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin.
- Ivan Turgenev
It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.
- Ursula Le Guin
All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose.
- Brian Tracy
One of the best uses of your time is to increase your competence in your key result areas.
- Brian Tracy
The best way to inspire people to superior performance is to convince them by everything you do and by your everyday attitude that you are wholeheartedly supporting them.
- Harold Geneen
Any man can win when things go his way, it's the man who overcomes adversity that is the true champion.
- Jock Ewing
Speak when you're angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Lawrence J. Peter
You will never win if you never begin.
- Robert Schuller
Do not save your loving speeches For your friends till they are dead; Do not write them on their tombstones, Speak them rather now instead.
- Anna Cummins
Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine.
- Mario Fernandez
