So we’re halfway through the 2017 season. We needed to fill some content, and it’s a really slow day at the web admin’s office. So let’s get right into the highlights of the season thus far, Jayson Stark random thought style.

- DK continues to step up his off field game, actually shotgunning a few beers. Confidence levels are approaching 7%
- Matt Wenham is leading the FMBA in post game shotguns, and errors made by red headed first basemen. No correlation.
- Since having a kid, President Sid has done the opposite of most people, by playing the worst baseball of his career.
- Bach and recently MJ both knocked up their wives. Bach is leading the FMBA in average and MJ in HR’s. There’s a sex joke in there somewhere.
- In his first game of being a manager, Breen is 1-0, with a 15 spot with 2 out inning on his record. Coach Shane was last seen digging his own grave.
- Jared brought a date to the ballpark, but it was not from Grinder. In fact it wasn’t even a dude at all.
- Peter has warmed up in the bullpen during every single game this year.
- Cody Bangarang finally has an ERA.
- Kaleb has a great pipe. It is so good that he left all his gear and uniform at the park in a haze.
- We played our best baseball with Nelly sitting in the stands drinking ciders.
- John Forno showed up to a 9am game with dress clothes and no baseball equipment, or recollection of the previous 2 days.
- Part timer Fallsy shows up whenever, never practices, and has 5 doubles and 2 triples in 20 at bats.
- 4 year college player Easton does not own an actual bat, but is hitting .375
- Guy wears contacts now and has hit a curveball.
- Graydon’s girlfriend has not showed up since the preseason party.
- Chico can throw his helmet more accurately then he can a baseball.
- Steve is smarter then Burlo
- The phrase “Evan would have made that play” is #truth because of his 1.000 fielding percentage
- Shawn can get you a deal on a new car but only if you tell him Lanny sent ya.