TOP10 LIST -funny quotes...updated...
1. "Coach, I can sure get used to this winning thing……"
2. "I didn’t know that was a rule"
3. "Refunds, what refund…"
4. “Hey Blue, are we watching the same game…”
5. "Excuse me… coach, can we bat 13 palyers”,”I guess so… ok”, “also can we bat out of order and not get penalized for it”, ahhhhhh, ….”fine”….”can we sub in an illegitimate player for an injured player”… ,”NO”, how bout we play by the rules”…”coach you are some piece of work!!!” (can’t make this up, we were playing our 9/10yo players against 11/12yo players, and this is what transpired, during a 1 run game mind you…I couldn’t make this stuff up)
6. " What is Wolf Weather?" -"anything adverse to mere mortal humans"
7. "Coach, you said to be patient he will develop, he did, I’m very pleased…you guys do a great job out there”
8. “Coach, you know...practice doesn't make players better, age and size does, look at my son, training is a waste of money and time, ask my friend if you don’t believe me"
9. “This is the best practice sessions we’ve seen, the drills are great, and you guys are on top of the details”
10. "Go, back, go…DOWN!”
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