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Rob got smacked by an Aussie lesbian
Beware the Eagle and Child, for Rob was yesterday assaulted there by an Aussie lesbian, known only as 'Nikki'. This must not happen again, therefore we suggest that:
a) Rob does not come to Leyland again
b) Rob does not drink alcohol again
c) Rob should not feel lesbians' arses.
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