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The Very Best of Eat Pies: Issue One
Here's a treat for all you retro High School fans - the launch of a new RSL Online series bringing you the very best snippets from all ten issues of Eat Pies. As it turns out, most of it wasn't all that good really. It just goes to show how humour changes over time. Here's the pick of issue one - stay tuned for issues two to ten over the coming weeks...
Pie In The Eye
Year nine are today cursing, after the long awaited return of their official year magazine. A.J. and Andy have returned, along with two newcomers to our production team - Mr. E for Energy (Anthony Errington) and Paul Marsden. ‘Eat Pies’ follows the hugely unsuccessful ‘ExaggerEIGHT’ and ‘The Half-Decent Mag’,which were all torn down off the walls after only a couple of minutes.
Hopefully, this magazine will remain for a little longer than the
others, possibly for an hour or two, we’ll have to wait and see.
In and Out
This is what we think is hot and what is not. It might not all be true, but we think it is...
IN OUT
Mr. Baron I.T in K1
Period 6, Friday Period 1, Monday
Doctors Needles Pain
Mr. E!!! History
P.N.E. B.R.F.C.
Eat Pies! Apple Pies
Have your say in future ‘In and Out’ columns. Simply write your selections on a piece of paper and give it to one of us. Hint: We like it more if it rhymes..
Slick Of The Eye
This is a semi-important article, about a semi-serious problem, known as ‘Slick of the Eye’ which is affecting Year 9. It involves pupils getting into groups called co-allitions (or correllations as they are known to slickers), or going about on their own, trying to steal other pupils’ property without them noticing. If you keep the
item for more than four minutes, then you or the co-allition score a point.
The co-allitions usually contain around 27 people, and they are
usually against just one pupil. The usual outcome to these games are 27 referral slips, and one break-time detention.
No-one knows how ‘Slick of the Eye’ arrived at St. Mary’s, but we think it has something to do with Rob Bethell.
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