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December 7, 2007
TWENTY FACTS ABOUT THE WESLEY CHAPEL COWBOYS THAT A BOY SHOULD KNOW BEFORE STEPPING OUT ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD…
1. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Cowboy players, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
2. If you ask a Cowboy player what time it is, he always answers, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" it will already be too late.
3. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Cowboy players.
4. Cowboy players are the reason why Waldo is hiding.
5. When a Cowboy player does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.
6. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Cowboy player.
7. Fear is not the only emotion a Cowboy player can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a beat down today from the COWBOYS."
8. When a Cowboy player says "More cow bell", he MEANS it.
9. The COWBOYS are what Willis was talkin' about.
10. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into a Cowboy player.
11. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was “Alien and Predator vs. The DOOMSDAY DEFENSE!“
12. If you were somehow able to land a punch on a Cowboy linebacker; your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
13. The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets a Cowboy player.
14. A Cowboy defensive player knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of fear.
15. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but a Cowboy player beats all 3 at the same time.
16. When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie; it is implied that is he going to look for a Cowboy player for help.
17. Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. If you mention this to a Cowboy defensive end, expect a pop to the mouth for spouting off too much fancy-talk.
18. When a Cowboy player is born, the only person who cries is the doctor. Never ever slap a Cowboy player
19. It was a Cowboy defensive end who let the dogs out.
20. A Cowboy defensive safety can make an onion CRY!
1. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Cowboy players, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
2. If you ask a Cowboy player what time it is, he always answers, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" it will already be too late.
3. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Cowboy players.
4. Cowboy players are the reason why Waldo is hiding.
5. When a Cowboy player does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.
6. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Cowboy player.
7. Fear is not the only emotion a Cowboy player can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a beat down today from the COWBOYS."
8. When a Cowboy player says "More cow bell", he MEANS it.
9. The COWBOYS are what Willis was talkin' about.
10. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into a Cowboy player.
11. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was “Alien and Predator vs. The DOOMSDAY DEFENSE!“
12. If you were somehow able to land a punch on a Cowboy linebacker; your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
13. The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets a Cowboy player.
14. A Cowboy defensive player knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of fear.
15. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but a Cowboy player beats all 3 at the same time.
16. When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie; it is implied that is he going to look for a Cowboy player for help.
17. Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. If you mention this to a Cowboy defensive end, expect a pop to the mouth for spouting off too much fancy-talk.
18. When a Cowboy player is born, the only person who cries is the doctor. Never ever slap a Cowboy player
19. It was a Cowboy defensive end who let the dogs out.
20. A Cowboy defensive safety can make an onion CRY!
