- FRAN GALLO WINS BATTING TITLE AND SETS NEW TEAM RECORD!
- RYAN SABO NAMED ESSL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR!
- JEREMY LEMLEY RETIRES YET AGAIN!
- CHRIS HILL GETS CALLED UP FROM THE TEXAS AFFILIATE FOR THE 2013 CAMPAIGN!
- JOHN BRIGHT SIGHTING IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
From left to right: Top Row - Ryan Sabo, Mike Shields, Todd Welsh, Josh Fennell,
Brad Leckenby, Nick Kerber, Rick Leach. Middle Row - Andy Carter,
Tom Kerber. Bottom Row - Scott Jugan, Jeremy Lemley.
TODD WELSH IS BACK
After watching his homerun totals diminish over the past 2
seasons, it appears Todd "TaTa" Welsh has found his stroke
once again. Welsh has already surpassed his 2013 homerun
total of 3 with 6 homeruns in the first 6 games of 2014.
When asked if he thought there was any specific reason his
production had substantially increased Welsh responded,
"Yeah asshole, I don't have a fucking 4 month old waking
me up 7 times a night anymore. P.S. GO FUCK YOUSELF"!
2013 UGLY DOG BATTING CHAMP
47 for 62 AVG: .758 2B: 9 3B: 7 HR: 7 RBI:37
Career comparison between Manchester Brave and one time
Ugly Dog Calvin Hill with Fran Gallo on their 28th Birthday.
DON'T GET STUCK IN THE VORTEX
Josh Fennell & Ryan Sabo read to troubled youth as part of the
Ugly Dog Community Outreach Program.
RYAN SABO NAMED 2013
ESSL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
ESPN's 30 for 30 on the Kerber's
February 17, 2013
HAVE YOU SEEN ME???
January 12, 2013
Jon Bright was last seen at the 2012 ESSL playoff tournament on August 18. It's believed that the embarrassment of not hitting above the Mendoza line until over half way through 2012 combined with recent gambling debt has forced Jon into hiding which includes but is not limited to changing all contact information including his name, moving/possibly skipping town & it has been rumored that Jon had complete facial reconstructive surgery in order to change his appearance. In the case that Jon has not physically changed his appearance he will look like a sophisticated cross between a Lumberjack and the Uni-Bomber.
The flyer to the left has been placed all over Western PA in an effort to not only find the winner of the 2012 Ugly Dog WTH (Worst Team Hitter) Award but, more importantly, to retrieve his Ugly Dog jersey. The jersey is an Under Armour Moisture Management Technology 2 button henley and if you would happen to find yourself in a scenario during which you came accross a burning house in the middle of the woods where both Jon & the jersey are in plain sight, SAVE THE JERSEY FIRST! A substantial reward will be available for the return of the Ugly Dog Jersey but not so much for the return of Jon. If you have any information regarding Jon, his jersey or even the baby pictued with him in the flyer please contact Andrew D. Carter @ 412-287-7022 or by posting a message on Myspace page DrewsDynamicDong2004.
July 23, 2013
Jon Bright seen catching a Pedro Alvarez homerun in the left
field bleachers at National Park in Washington, D.C. There have
been no further Jon Bright sightings since this evening.
Ugly Dog Reserve
Faces Indefinite Suspension
Pending Psychiatric Evaluation
Due to this 2011 rant that recently went viral, the Ugly Dog front office has
decided to indefinitely suspend reserve Pitcher/Catcher, "Dr." Ray Jones,
pending a psychiatric evalution. When Dr. Ray Jones was asked about the
2011 rant all he respnded was,"you gotta be true, you gotta
be real, ayyy! That's it, I'm done, got nothing else to say".
LEMLEY RETIRES (AGAIN)
(January 14, 2014)
For the second and possibly last time, Jeremy Eugene Lemley has decided to hang up the cleats. With the recent release of his Dum b & Dumber 2, Nascar season about to heat up and the birth of his daughter, Lemely will leave the Ugl Dogs as the all time games caught and blocked balls leader. Lemely batted .537 in his final season with 7 doubles and 2 homeruns. Both his bat and clubhouse humor will be missed.