| Round 1 |
Name |
Position |
Team |
| Bloomington Hulkamaniacs |
Josh Jacobs |
RB |
OAK |
| Turd N Goal |
David Montgomery |
RB |
CHI |
| Eddie Binkley |
Miles Sanders |
RB |
PHI |
| Fat Jesus |
DK Metcalf |
WR |
SEA |
| Barroom Heroes |
Kyler Murray |
QB |
ARI |
| Arkham's Archenemies |
K'Neal Harry |
WR |
NE |
| Turd N Goal (via PNS trade) |
Mecole Hardman |
WR |
KC |
| Urlachin Talent |
T.J. Hockenson |
TE |
DET |
| Lamont Cranston |
Parris Campbell |
WR |
IND |
| Mr. McGibblets |
AJ Brown |
WR |
TEN |
| 501st Legion |
Debo Samuel |
WR |
SF |
| 501st Legion (Via Notorious P-I-G trade) |
Darrell Henderson |
RB |
LA |
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| Round 2 |
Name |
Position |
Team |
| Bloomington Hulkamaniacs |
Marquise Brown |
WR |
BAL |
| Turd N Goal |
Noah Fant |
TE |
DEN |
| Eddie Binkley |
Diontae Johnson |
WR |
PIT |
| Fat Jesus |
Devin Singletary |
RB |
BUF |
| Barroom Heroes |
Myles Boykin |
WR |
BAL |
| Arkham's Archenemies |
Hakeem Butler |
WR |
ARI |
| PNS |
Damien Harris |
RB |
NE |
| Urlachin Talent |
Andy Isabella |
WR |
AZ |
| Lamont Cranston |
Justice Hill |
RB |
BAL |
| Bloomington Hulkamaniacs (via Mr. McGibblets trade) |
Dwayne Haskins |
QB |
WAS |
| 501st Legion |
Alexander Mattison |
RB |
MN |
| Notorious P-I-G |
JJ Accega-Whiteside |
WR |
PHI |
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| Round 3 |
Name |
Position |
Team |
| Bloomington Hulkamaniacs |
Terry McLaurin |
WR |
WAS |
| Turd N Goal |
Jalen Hurd |
WR |
SF |
| Eddie Binkley |
Riley Ridley |
WR |
CHI |
| Fat Jesus |
Darwin Thompson |
RB |
KC |
| Barroom Heroes |
Benny Snell |
RB |
PIT |
| Arkham's Archenemies |
Irv Smith |
TE |
MIN |
| PNS |
Dexter Williams |
RB |
GB |
| Urlachin Talent |
Jace Sternberger |
TE |
GB |
| Lamont Cranston |
Trayveon Williams |
RB |
CIN |
| Mr. McGibblets |
Scott Miller |
WR |
TB |
| 501st Legion |
Josh Oliver |
TE |
JAX |
| Notorious P-I-G |
Gary Jennings Jr |
WR |
SEA |
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