Draft Results: 2017
Round 1:
1. Frank Dux - Cory Davis - WR - TEN
2. Barroom Heroes - Leonard Fournette - RB - JAC
3. Turd N Goal - Dalvin Cook - RB - MN
4. Arkham's Archenemis - Christian McCaffrey - RB - CAR
5. Queen City MudDawgs - Joe Mixon - RB - CIN
6. 501st Legion - Mike Williams - WR - SD
7. Mr. McGibblets - Kareem Hunt - RB - KC
8. Lamont Cranston - John Ross - WR - CIN
9. PeterNorth Stars - JuJu Smith-Schuster - WR - PIT
10. Bloomington Hulkamaniacs - OJ Howard - TE - TB
11. Eddie Binkley - Joe Williams - RB - SF
12. PeterNorth Stars (From: Fat Jesus) - Samaje Perine - RB - WAS
Round 2:
1. Frank Dux - Alvin Kamara - RB - NO
2. Barroom Heroes - Chris Goodwin - WR - TB
3. Turd N Goal - Zay Jones - WR - BUF
4. Arkham's Archenemis - David Njoku - TE - CLE
5. Queen City MudDawgs - Curtis Samuel - WR - CAR
6. 501st Legion - Marlon Mack - RB - IND
7. Mr. McGibblets - Aaron Jones - RB - GB
8. Lamont Cranston - Wayne Gallman - RB - NYG
9. PeterNorth Stars - Evan Engram - TE - NYG
10. Frank Dux (From: Hulk) - D'onta Foreman - RB - HOU
11. Eddie Binkley - DeShaun Watson - QB - HOU
12. Fat Jesus - Jeremy McNichols - RB - TB
Round 3:
1. Frank Dux - Jamaal Williams - RB - GB
2. Barroom Heroes - Dede Westbrook - WR - JAC
3. Turd N Goal - Carlos Henderson - WR - DEN
4. Arkham's Archenemis - Cooper Kupp - WR - LAR
5. Queen City MudDawgs - James Conner - RB - PIT
6. 501st Legion - Gerald Everett - TE - LAR
7. Mr. McGibblets - Chad Williams - WR - AZ
8. Lamont Cranston - Patrick Mahomes - QB - KC
9. PeterNorth Stars - ArDarius Stewart - WR - NYJ
10. Frank Dux (From: Hulk) - Kenny Golladay - WR - DET
11. Eddie Binkley - Taywan Taylor - WR - TEN
12. Fat Jesus - Deshone Kizer - QB - CLE