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WELL, WE DID HAVE OUR OPENING DAY ON 8/23!!!

BRUCE BAUMAN CALLED OUR "MEETING" TO ORDER FOR US FOR THE SIGNING OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BY NINA! THEN WE GOT RIGHT INTO HIS OPENING COMMENTS AS WELL AS THE LEAGUE PICTURES.  BRUCE HANDED OFF THE COMMSIONER TORCH OF THE CODGERS TO RANDY MARTIN AS THE NEW COMMISSIONER.  FROM THEIR I INTRODUCED THE MANAGERS, PAUL HAKEL - WARRIORS, "NEW" MGR FOR ZEKE'S ZOMBIES IS RICK STOUTAMYER, DAN SHADE - BOYS OF SUMMER, ED KRAUSE - THE NATURALS.  I ALSO INTRODUCED OUR NEW GUYS (3 OF 9) WHO SHOWED UP AS WELL AS POSITIOINING THEM ON THEIR TEAMS FOR NOW. THEY ARE BOB MAKO AND DON STOCKI WHO ARE ON THE BOYS OF SUMMER AND RICH TURRI WHO IS ON ZEKE'S ZOMBIES!!!  

THE GAMES GOT OFF TO A GREAT START, WE ALMOST HAD ENOUGH GUYS ON ALL 4 TEAMS TO HAVE A COMPLETE FIELD OF PLAYERS ON EACH TEAM. THE RESULTS OF THE GAMES ARE POSTED UNDER GAME RESULTS IN THE MENUE BAR OF OUR WEB. 

 AND AT THE END OF THE GAME THERE WAS A GREAT CODGER GET TOGETHER WHICH WAS HELD AT THE  FIELD 11 BLEACHERS FOR REFRESHMENTS AND FELLOWSHIP. HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE ONCE AGAIN THIS THURSDAY BARRING NO RAIN... REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR DOLLAR BILLS!. DICK WALSH SAID " HE WILL NOT PROVIDE PIZZA FOR THURSDAY BUT WILL SHOOT FOR NEXT TUESDAY FOR OUR FIRST "PIZZA" NIGHT.

 

THE OTHER THING THAT WE NEED IS FOR THE 11 (FROM 15) GUY'S FROM LAST YEAR IF YOU ARE COMING BACK THIS YEAR TO PLEASE GO AND SIGN UP (REGISTER) ON THE ERIE CODGER WEB SITE 

http://www.leaguelineup.com/FormPreview.asp?url=codgers&sid=721551460&FormID=53335&fb=1

If you do the "SAME" as last year's info, you have to make sure that all of the * lines are filled in, especially the email line!!! Otherwise when you hit submit it won't go:(

FOR THE 2016 SEASON.  I ALSO NEED THE MANGAGERS TO CALL THEIR PLAYERS THAT HAVEN'T SIGNED UP ON LINE TO REMIND THEM THAT WE HAVE STARTED PLAYING.  

NOTE:  I ALSO NEED EVERY PLAYER TO SIGN THE NSA INSURANCE PAPERS THAT ARE AT THE FIELD BEFORE YOU STEP ONTO THE PLAYING FIELD…THIS IS NOTHING DIFFERENT THAN PREVIOUS YEARS.  YOU DO NOT NEED TO SIGN AGAIN If YOU SIGNED UP AT 2ND AND CHERRY FOR THE MORING LEAGUE OR THE EVENING LEAGUE ALREADY.  MAKE SURE TO SIGN ON YOUR TEAM SHEET (YOUR  MGR HAS THEM) AND IF YOU ARE A NEW GUY SIGN UP ON THE "NEW" SHEET (RANDY MARTIN HAS THIS SHEET)...

NOW BY SIGNING UP ON LINE (ON OUR WEB SITE) IT WILL GIVE US AN IDEA WHO IS COMING BACK THIS YEAR SO WE CAN DECIDE ON HOW MANY TEAMS WE WILL HAVE WE WILL HAVE 4 AGAIN... NOW TO FIGURE OUT HOW MANY GUYS WE WILL HAVE ON A TEAM IF YOU SIGN UP ON LINE…

HERE IS THE COMPLETE LIST OF OUR NEW GUYS:

WE have 8 new guys signed up for this year’s season. Last night we had 3 show up to play, Bob Macko, Don Szocki, and Rich Turri.  The others are Doug Cook, Matt Dante, Jim Nichols, Seg Neibuhr and John Tramontano were not there :( I'm hoping that all the new guy's are still planning on playing?

 

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ALSO, DON'T FORGET ON THE MENU BAR THERE IS BUTTON NAMED "EMAIL YOUR COACH" IF YOU WANT TO TELL HIM SOMETHING OR LET HIM KNOW YOU WON'T BE COMING TO A GAME. 

http://www.leaguelineup.com/miscinfo.asp?menuid=42&url=codgers&sid=773673870

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HEY ERIE CODGER GUYS,  FROM NOW ON MY CAR IS NOT GOING TO BE THE LOST AND FOUND.  IF ANYONE SEES SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN LEFT AT A FIELD PLEASE PICK IT UP AND BRING IT DOWN TO THE BEER BOX SO YOU CAN LOOK FOR IT THERE!!!  RANDY MARTIN

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Softball Players Prayer from Carl Antonucci

Lord, give me the strength to hit the ball

and if I do don't let me fall.

Help me to pick the pitch that's right.

Then let me knock it out of sight.

Then let me run with deer-like grace.

Don't let me miss the tag at first base. 

Then on to second, stay with me, Lord

cause this one out, we can't afford.

Then let me zoom like a flying bird

right down the line and on to third.

Then let me run across our 2nd home plate

in the swishing dust.

BUT FRST OF ALL, DEAR LORD.  I PRAY JUST TELL THE COACH TO LET ME PLAY!

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NOT ONLY IS PLAYING SOFTBALL A GREAT THING TO DO WITH THE CODGERS BUT ITS ALSO THE MALE BONDING TIME AFTERWARDS THAT MAKE THE NIGHT TERRIFIC!!!!

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELONG TO FACEBOOK TO ACCESS THE ERIE CODGER FACEBOOK PAGE.  CLICK THE BUTTON TO THE LEFT.  THIS MAY BE AN NEW WAY FOR YOU TO COMMUNICATE AND TO HAVE SOME FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT. YOU CAN POST STUFF ON IT AS WELL AS TO VIEW VIDEO CLIPS AND PICTURES. IN ADDITION TO OTHER THINGS THAT YOU MAY WANT TO SHARE.  YOU SHOULD POKE AROUND ON IT AND BECOME A FRIEND TO US.

 

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The guy in the mirror is what an Erie Codger looks like before stepping on the ball field...

 

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Questions on this site Contact Randy Martin at rjm5@roadrunner.com or at 814-898-1929

I also Post our news info on the Erie Codgers Facebook page

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Don't hesitate to share.  I get lot's of emails and jokes and video from you!  I don't have time to go look for all these things, so THANKS / send me any jokes by clicking on my email address rjm5@roadrunner.com  Hi Guy's, I know a lot of you may not be on FB and do not want to be.   However, If you are not on FB you may want to go click on the FB button above the Comedy Network.   You do not need to belong to FB to see the Erie Codger FB Site.  I put the same communication that I put up on the web + I will put up more jokes and funny posts on FB because it it easier to do it this way than having to put them on the web.  Please give me some feedback either to my email or to me on our FB under the posts.  In order to see all of the posts all you have to do is to keep scrolling down the page:)  Randy Martin

 

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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

 

 His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

 

 A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

 

 After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

 

 Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

 

 Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

 

 He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

 

 Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

 

 The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

 

 The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

 

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NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS ANYMORE!

  No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally.

 On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!

 Jerry said, We've got to give it back.

 Sally said, Finders keepers. She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?

 Sally said, No.

 Jerry said, Shes lying. She hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, Don't believe him, he’s getting senile

 The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him. 

One said: Tell us the story from the beginning. Jerry said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ......
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, Were outta here!

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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: 

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A smaller tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
 
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that tree is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' 
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.  It is,  however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'

 

 
Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on

 

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 ponderisms:

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of

 

natural causes.

 

 

 

Can you cry under water?

 

 

 

 How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

 


Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?   (taxes)

 

 

 

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried

 

in for eternity?

 

 

 

 

 

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

 

 

 

 

 

What disease did cured ham actually have?

 

 

 

 

 

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a

 

good idea to put wheels on luggage?

 

 

 

 

 

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like

 

every two hours?

 

 

 

 

 

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars

 

to look at things on the ground?

 

 

 

 

 

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you

 

naked anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

 

 

 

 

 

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible

 

crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

 

 

 

 

 

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

 

 

 

 

 

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why

 

can't he fix a hole in a boat?

 

 

 

 

 

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both

 

dogs!

 

 

 

 

 

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he

 

just buy dinner?

 

 

 

 

 

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what

 

is baby oil made from?

 

 

 

 

 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 

 

 

 

 

Why Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

 

 

 

 

 

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

 

 

 

 

 

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the ATMOSPHERE, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

 

 

 

 

 

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

 

 

 

 

 

I F YOU GO TO HEAVEN AND HAVE WINGS, WHAT IF YOU ARE SCARED OF HEIGHTS?

 

 

WHO WILL PAY THE PECKER CHECKER?

 

 I have some very important questions about the whole anti-LGBT bathroom legislation. Who will pay the Pecker Checker?  And how much money will a Pecker Checker make? Do we pay a Pecker Checker by the pecker? How many peckers can a PeckerChecker check, and who's gonna check the pecker of a pecker checker? And will women have to wear a Vag Badge?  Will we have to hire a Vag Badge Hag? (If things get out of hand, so to speak, no pun intended, we can hire PC Restroom Services!  Their motto? ' If you gotta pee, we gottasee!')

 

 

 

 

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them).

 


1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

 

 

 

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on my list.

 

 

 

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

 

 

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

 

 

 

5. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.

 

 

 

6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

 

 

 

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

 

 

 

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

 

 

 

9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

 

 

 

10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify... " I answered " a doctor."

 

 

 

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

 

 

 

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute

 

to skydive twice.

 

 

 

13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

 

 

 

 

 

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

 

 

 

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

 

 

 

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

 

 

 

17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

 

 

 

Sadly this is true!!! So.....

 

 

 

Spread the laughter, share the cheer, let's be happy, while we're here.

 

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This man was having a hard time making ends meet while getting a
modest disability check.  He thought about selling an old Indian blanket that he
inherited from his family. Watch the auction!
   

 
<http://www.youtube.com/embed/9cGlS05233Q?rel=0&iv_load_policy=3>
 

 

 

Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper. 

 

You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of 

 

anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in 

 

''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. (Who says seniors don't have 

 

a sense of humor?)

 

FOXY LADY :
Sexy,fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 
80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),
Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT :
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW :
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE :
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier
to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES ?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on
Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES :
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads
together.
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My favorite
?

MINT CONDITION :
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

 

Upcoming Games

Tuesday, Aug 30
2016 Viagra
ZEKE'S ZOMBIES @ WALT'S WARRIORS6:00pm11th and Hess
THE NATURALS @ BOYZ OF SUMMER6:01pm12th and Hess
WALT'S WARRIORS @ ZEKE'S ZOMBIES7:00pm11th and Hess
BOYZ OF SUMMER @ THE NATURALS7:01pm12th and Hess
Thursday, Sep 1
2016 Viagra
ZEKE'S ZOMBIES @ BOYZ OF SUMMER6:00pm11th and Hess
THE NATURALS @ WALT'S WARRIORS6:01pm12th and Hess
BOYZ OF SUMMER @ ZEKE'S ZOMBIES7:00pm11th and Hess
WALT'S WARRIORS @ THE NATURALS7:01pm12th and Hess
Tuesday, Sep 6
2016 Viagra
WALT'S WARRIORS @ BOYZ OF SUMMER6:00pm11th and Hess
THE NATURALS @ ZEKE'S ZOMBIES6:01pm12th and Hess
BOYZ OF SUMMER @ WALT'S WARRIORS7:00pm11th and Hess
ZEKE'S ZOMBIES @ THE NATURALS7:01pm12th and Hess
Thursday, Sep 8
2016 Viagra
THE NATURALS @ BOYZ OF SUMMER6:00pm11th and Hess
ZEKE'S ZOMBIES @ WALT'S WARRIORS6:01pm12th and Hess
BOYZ OF SUMMER @ THE NATURALS7:00pm11th and Hess
WALT'S WARRIORS @ ZEKE'S ZOMBIES7:01pm12th and Hess
Tuesday, Sep 13
2016 Viagra
WALT'S WARRIORS @ THE NATURALS6:00pm11th and Hess
BOYZ OF SUMMER @ ZEKE'S ZOMBIES6:01pm12th and Hess
THE NATURALS @ WALT'S WARRIORS7:00pm11th and Hess
ZEKE'S ZOMBIES @ BOYZ OF SUMMER7:01pm12th and Hess
Thursday, Sep 15
2016 Viagra
ZEKE'S ZOMBIES @ THE NATURALS6:00pm11th and Hess
BOYZ OF SUMMER @ WALT'S WARRIORS6:01pm12th and Hess
THE NATURALS @ ZEKE'S ZOMBIES7:00pm11th and Hess
WALT'S WARRIORS @ BOYZ OF SUMMER7:01pm12th and Hess

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