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 I am re sending Dick’s message from the 15th as we did not have beer last night…

 Randy Martin

I will go pick up the coolers from Dick’s house for anyone who is interested in doing this…

 Please reply to all in the email that I sent to all if interested…

From: Richard Walsh [mailto:richard.walsh10@verizon.net]
Sent: Friday, July 15, 2016 5:46 PM
To: Scutella Dan; Weinman Dave; Rickgauer, Rick; Titus Randy; Overholt Ray; Overholt Ray; Murnock Mike; Martin Randy; DeSanto Randy; Metz Keith; DePaoli Cy; Sivillo Kent; Norton John; Hardner Keith; Scutella Dan; Primis Benjamin; Higgins Tom; Zimmer Jim; Zimmer Jim; Buchholz Jeff; Kallor Jay; Melzer Dick; Fornalczyk Gerry; Petrus/Delong Greg/Jim; Dombkowski Stanley; Walsh Dick; Shapira Gary(at Home); Presogna Dave; Kieffer Mike; Haney Scott; Pierce Bruce; Pierce Bruce; Travers Jim; Bucceri John; Williams Jim; Wilkosz Mark; Timon Mike; Hall Jay; Pauley Chuck; Krivonak Andy; Antonucci Carl; Taylor Dean; Hofstetter Gary; Jameson Steve; Leonardi John; Hartman Kevin; Noble Mike; Kisielewski Larry; Witsch Jim; Baehr Larry; Rectenwald Ron; Stoutamyer Rick; Baker Rick; Tregaskis Rich; Sipple Mike; Belczlyk Dave; Banko Jerry; Uglow Dave; Winiecki John; Sipple Doug; Shapira Gary; Wilczynski Pat; Hofstetter Gary; Wilkosz Mark; Krause Ed; Saber Steve; Johnson Dave; Kindt Bruce; Allburn Tim; Bergell Dan; Dzikowski Bob; Gorzynski Jim; Federowicz Bill; Fitch Bernie; Hakel Paul; Foyle Andy; Krivonak Andy; Shade Dan; Sawin Dave; Toale Tom; Work Dave; Sydow Bob; Steger Bill; Sprickman Bill; Neckers Bart; Link Pete; Link Pete; Solomon Fred; Gennuso John; Nowicki Zeke; Gambill Vern; Sivillo Rocko; Kolivoski George; Weaver Dave; Green Jeff; Markiewicz Dave; Brogdon Dave; Hartman Mary; Donahue Ron; Machuga Pete; Brown Larry; Malory Tom; Miller Mike; Seremet Walt; Brandon Buzz

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Subject: Beverages after practice                                                                   

 Guy's I’ll not be around for a few weeks.  If anyone would be willing to take care of providing beverages during my absence please contact me tonight or Saturday.  I have some inventory...or an interested party can just go out and buy some more inventory. Dick Walsh...

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Hi Current and New or Potentially New Codgers for 2016 

The evening Practice Season will begin on Tuesday, July 12, 2016 at the 12th  and Hess Field....The time of practice is at 6:00pm. We are also playing on Thursday nights.  Practices will continue until the beginning of the Season.

 

THE REGULAR SEASON WILL BEGIN ON AUGUST 9TH at the 11 and 12 and Hess Fields.   We’ll play the same 24 game schedule once again this year.  AND as we understand it, all of the women’s leagues that play on 11th and 12th will be done by the end of the first week in August.   If we have misunderstood, August 9th will be an opportunity to watch the girls instead of playing with the guys

 

There will be about two weeks between end of season and the Grey Cup during which we may play fun games or make up games or no games, depending on a lot of things.

 

The GREY CUP (end of the year final tournament) is scheduled for OCTOBER 1ST.

Richard Walsh

 

If Guy's 49 and in the womb to be 50 this year, go sign up on the Erie Codger Web site. Randy Martin will get your registration form when you fill out the form on line. I also want the guy's who have been playing previous years that want to keep playing this year to also sign up on line once again...Guy's don't forget to click on the submit button after you complete the form.

 

 

 

 

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Randy, Please let the Codgers know we are having a stag and drag for my daughter Laurel Winicki. She is getting married in October. Everyone is welcome to stop by. It is this Saturday the 16th from 3pm till 8pm at Hamot park. It is 5 bucks to get in. Hamot road is between Hershey and Oliver road on Edinboro Road. ( Route 99)
 
John Winicki’s number if you have any questions..440 1819
 
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From: George Kolivoski
Hi Codger Guys,
 
We are planning on playing on Monday's and Wednesday's at 10:00 at 2nd & Cherry weather permitting
until nobody wants to play in the morning.                                                                                                                                                                             
 
Hope you can make it.

 

George Kolovoski

 

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The guy in the mirror is what an Erie Codger looks like before stepping on the ball field...

 

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Questions on this site Contact Randy Martin at rjm5@roadrunner.com or at 814-898-1929

I also Post our news info on the Erie Codgers Facebook page

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Don't hesitate to share.  I get lot's of emails and jokes and video from you!  I don't have time to go look for all these things, so THANKS / send me any jokes by clicking on my email address rjm5@roadrunner.com

 

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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

 

 His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

 

 A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

 

 After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

 

 Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

 

 Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

 

 He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

 

 Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

 

 The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

 

 The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

 

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NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS ANYMORE!

  No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally.

 On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!

 Jerry said, We've got to give it back.

 Sally said, Finders keepers. She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?

 Sally said, No.

 Jerry said, Shes lying. She hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, Don't believe him, he’s getting senile

 The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him. 

One said: Tell us the story from the beginning. Jerry said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ......
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, Were outta here!

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TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE

 

 

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: 

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A smaller tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
 
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that tree is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' 
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.  It is,  however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'

 

 
Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on

 

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 ponderisms:

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of

 

natural causes.

 

 

 

Can you cry under water?

 

 

 

 How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

 


Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?   (taxes)

 

 

 

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried

 

in for eternity?

 

 

 

 

 

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

 

 

 

 

 

What disease did cured ham actually have?

 

 

 

 

 

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a

 

good idea to put wheels on luggage?

 

 

 

 

 

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like

 

every two hours?

 

 

 

 

 

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars

 

to look at things on the ground?

 

 

 

 

 

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you

 

naked anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

 

 

 

 

 

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible

 

crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

 

 

 

 

 

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

 

 

 

 

 

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why

 

can't he fix a hole in a boat?

 

 

 

 

 

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both

 

dogs!

 

 

 

 

 

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he

 

just buy dinner?

 

 

 

 

 

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what

 

is baby oil made from?

 

 

 

 

 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 

 

 

 

 

Why Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

 

 

 

 

 

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

 

 

 

 

 

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the ATMOSPHERE, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

 

 

 

 

 

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

 

 

 

 

 

I F YOU GO TO HEAVEN AND HAVE WINGS, WHAT IF YOU ARE SCARED OF HEIGHTS?

 

 

WHO WILL PAY THE PECKER CHECKER?

 

 I have some very important questions about the whole anti-LGBT bathroom legislation. Who will pay the Pecker Checker?  And how much money will a Pecker Checker make? Do we pay a Pecker Checker by the pecker? How many peckers can a PeckerChecker check, and who's gonna check the pecker of a pecker checker? And will women have to wear a Vag Badge?  Will we have to hire a Vag Badge Hag? (If things get out of hand, so to speak, no pun intended, we can hire PC Restroom Services!  Their motto? ' If you gotta pee, we gottasee!')

 

 

 

 

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them).

 


1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

 

 

 

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on my list.

 

 

 

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

 

 

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

 

 

 

5. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.

 

 

 

6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

 

 

 

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

 

 

 

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

 

 

 

9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

 

 

 

10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify... " I answered " a doctor."

 

 

 

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

 

 

 

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute

 

to skydive twice.

 

 

 

13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

 

 

 

 

 

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

 

 

 

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

 

 

 

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

 

 

 

17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

 

 

 

Sadly this is true!!! So.....

 

 

 

Spread the laughter, share the cheer, let's be happy, while we're here.

 

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This man was having a hard time making ends meet while getting a
modest disability check.  He thought about selling an old Indian blanket that he
inherited from his family. Watch the auction!
   

 
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Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper. 

 

You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of 

 

anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in 

 

''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. (Who says seniors don't have 

 

a sense of humor?)

 

FOXY LADY :
Sexy,fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 
80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),
Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT :
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW :
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE :
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier
to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES ?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on
Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES :
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads
together.
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My favorite
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MINT CONDITION :
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.