Members of the Muhlenberg A's Baseball Club would like to thank everyone who aided in making the 2016 baseball season possible.
Thanks for all the time, hard work, and support.
It has been and always will be greatly appreciated.
THE BASEBALL COACH
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked,
"Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy.
"Do you understand thatwhat matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse,
attack the umpire, or call him an butthole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,
it's not a dumb ass decision or that the coach is a shithead, is it?"
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."