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Game 12 vs. Hops
Sunday, June 25, 2017   9:00 AM
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BIES DRIVES IN 9 IN WILD WIN VS. HOPS

 

Performance equals eight-year-old team mark for RBIs

 

GREEN VALLEY RANCH –Adam Bies turned another potential Redhawks disaster into a historic performance.

 

The man teammates call “Eight-Run” actually one-upped his own nickname. The colossal slugger drove in nine runs in the Redhawks’ 16-11 win against the Hops at Evie Campus, including a game-cementing grand slam in the bottom of the eighth. 

 

“As a new pitcher, I knew he was going to try to sneak a fastball by me – and he did,” Bies said. “But then he hung a curve.”

 

The bashtastic performance, which included two homers and fell a triple shy of the cycle, matched Corey Gaudet’s nine-RBI performance in 2009 for best in Redhawks history. Bies technically drove in a 10th run in the first inning, but RBIs aren’t awarded when a player grounds into a double play.

 

Bies registered an RBI single in the third, a three-run double in the fourth, a solo homer in the seventh and the monstrous grand slam to center in the eighth. He has clubbed five homers and driven in 19 already this season. Of note, the “Eight-Run” nickname is in reference to his softball league, which permits teams to choose one pitch per game to have double the outcome. His grand slam on that pitch produced eight runs.

 

His performance Sunday made a footnote of another Redhawks near-breakdown. The Hawks led 9-2 in the fourth, but actually trailed 10-9 entering the bottom of the seventh. Bies led off the seventh with his first homer to tie it, and the team headed to the eighth knotted at 10.

 

Dylan Smith pitched a scoreless top half then drove in Justin Baum with the go-ahead run to make it 11-10 prior to Bies’ slam. Smith (2-0) earned the win in relief.

 

Kenneth Weber departed after five with a 9-5 lead and appeared in line for the win. Paul Willis needed only six pitches to escape the sixth, but the seventh turned out to be a disaster. With a missed call at the plate incorporated – catcher Chuck Gillem made it clear he didn’t agree with the call – the Redhawks gave the Hops seven outs in the inning.

 

“Is this how it’s going to be all (expletive) season?” Gillem implored to the team after the inning.

 

But thanks largely to Bies’ heroics, the Hawks survived.

 

Smith, Casey Hill and Pat Davis registered three hits apiece for the Redhawks. Weber struck out seven but was deprived of what appeared to be a sure win for the second time this season.

 

“We won and that’s the important thing,” Weber said.

 

Notes: In an odd occurrence, the Redhawks defense recorded only one traditional groundout in which a play was made at first. That was the final batter, who grounded out to Smith to end it. . . . In another statistical quirk, Derek Johnson registered his first double of the season in the ninth. He set a team mark with 15 last season. . . . Gillem scored four runs.

 

Hops . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 002 030 501 – 11 16 2

Redhawks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 402 300 16X – 16 19 4

Redhawks hitting – Hill dh-rf 4-3-3-0, Smith lf-p 4-2-3-1, Gillem c-lf 3-4-1-0, Bies 1b 5-3-4-9, Jark cf 5-1-2-1, Johnson 3b 4-2-1-0, Davis dh-2b-c 5-0-3-2, Weber p 5-0-1-2, Willis rf-p 2-0-0-0, Baum rf 2-1-1-0, Qiu ss 1-0-0-0, Makovsky 2b 1-0-0-0. Totals 41-16-19-15.

Pitching (ip-h-r-er-bb-k) – Weber 5-8-5-4-1-7, Willis 2-4-5-2-0-3, Smith (W 2-0) 2-1-1-0-2-2.

E – Willis, Gillem, Johnson, Makovsky. 2B – Jark (5), Bies (2), Johnson (1). HR – Bies 2 (5). HBP – Gillem. SAC – Makovsky.

HAWKS FALL TO .500 WITH LOSS TO NUTS


Late rally falls short in quickest game of the season

 

LAFAYETTE – The Redhawks lost only three regular-season games last season. The year before that, too.

 

With Sunday’s 3-2 loss to the Nuts at Alexander Dawson, they’ve already matched that total this season. The result left the normally high-flying Redhawks with a decidedly ordinary 5-5 record including 3-3 in league play.

 

“I felt a little better about it when our losses were to the top two teams in the league,” center fielder Kyle Jark said.

 

The start isn’t cause for panic. But after going 29-6-1 in league play over the past two years, it’s definitely worth monitoring. The personnel is virtually the same – better, if anything, with the addition of Adam Bies – so perhaps it’s just a matter of time before things get clicking.

 

But players have noticed the funereal atmosphere in the dugout when the Redhawks fall behind or endure a rough inning.

 

“Our mental approach is (expletive) zapped,” catcher Pat Davis said.

 

Perhaps it’s a matter of getting team leader Tommy Cowan back from injury. Maybe it’s just baseball and the Hawks are about to go on their customary midseason surge. But either way, the squad seems in need of rechanneling some of its energy.

 

“We need to worry about the things we can control,” infielder Kenneth Weber said.

 

The Redhawks didn’t get a hit until Weber’s double in the fifth. They were held scoreless until the eighth in a game that breezed by in a brisk 1 hour, 56 minutes. Starter Paul Willis was efficient other than allowing a two-run homer in the fourth. The veteran pitched seven innings and allowed three runs on five hits. Weber finished up with two scoreless innings to keep the Hawks in contention.

 

They finally punched back in the eighth, when Justin Baum led off with a double off the left-field wall. He scored on an RBI single by Dylan Smith. Jark added a run-scoring single that cut it to 3-2, and Bies came to the plate with a chance to do damage. But he was grazed on the sleeve by a pitch, which took the bat out of his hands. Derek Johnson then popped out to end the threat.

 

Davis hit a one-out double in the ninth and represented the tying run. But Willis struck out and Danny Qiu popped out to end it.

 

Notes: Weber has four doubles in his past three games. . . . . The Redhawks played without Cowan, catcher Chuck Gillem, second baseman Sam Makovsky and pitcher Jeff Spira. . . . The Redhawks get back to action Sunday against the Hops. They could face pitcher Edison Rodriquez, who joined the team in Las Vegas and played well.

 

Nuts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .010 200 000 – 3  7  2

Redhawks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 000 000 020 – 2  7  0

Redhawks hitting – Hill rf 4-1-0-0, Smith lf 4-0-1-1, Jark cf 4-0-2-1, Bies 1b-2b 2-0-0-0, Johnson 3b 4-0-0-0, Weber 2b-p 4-0-2-0, Davis c 4-0-1-0, Willis p 4-0-0-0, Qiu ss 4-0-0-0, Baum 1b 2-1-1-0. Totals 36-2-7-2.

Pitching (ip-h-r-er-bb-k) – Willis (L 1-2) 7-5-3-3-1-4, Weber 2-2-0-0-0-3.

E – None. 2B –Weber (4), Baum (1), Davis (1). HBP – Bies 2.

REVERSAL OF FORTUNE FOR REDHAWKS

 

After several miscues of their own, Hawks win on Royals error

 

DENVER – It was justice for Kyle Jark.

 

The Redhawks righty pitched a gem Sunday, but the scoreboard didn’t reflect it. Due to a bevy of errors, he departed after seven innings with the score tied 5-5 and had to settle for a no-decision despite allowing only one earned run.

 

Still tied in the bottom of the eighth, Jark had a chance to put the Redhawks ahead with his bat with two on and two outs. His pop-up to right field appeared routine, but fate had Jark’s back.

 

The Royals misplayed the pop-up, allowing Dylan Smith and Chuck Gillem to score the go-ahead runs. Smith then shut the door in the ninth, and the Redhawks hung on for a key 7-5 league win.

 

“I’m not saying we deserved it,” Jark said. “But the baseball gods have a way of evening things out.”

 

Smith (1-0) retired all six batters he faced, including three via the strikeout. After a rough start to the season on the mound, Smith has caught a groove and has whiffed eight of the past 14 hitters.

 

Adam Bies hit a second-inning homer for the Redhawks – his third of the season – and Kenneth Weber added an RBI double. The Hawks led 3-0 after the second, but as per their custom this season, gave it right back.

 

A high morning sun wreaked havoc on corner outfielders Bies and Casey Hill, who encountered fly balls that were either partially or completely shrouded by luminescence.

 

“Sunglasses wouldn’t have mattered because the ball went directly into the circumference of the sun,” Hill said.

 

Outfield difficulties combined with a few run-of-the-mill miscues turned Jark’s outing from a potential shutout to a battle to stay even. Off to a lethargic 2-2 start in league play, the Redhawks (5-4 overall) could ill-afford another loss. It wasn’t a beauty, but it was comforting to end the day on the plus side of .500.

 

Notes: Danny Qiu became the first Redhawks player to register a sacrifice fly and sacrifice bunt in the same game. He has recorded a sac fly in three of his past four games. . . . Jeff Spira and Justin Baum manned first base and combined for 13 putouts. Baum made a key scoop of a Gillem throw after a third strike to end the eighth. “Baum saved me twice,” Gillem said. . . . The Redhawks get back to action Sunday against the Nuts (12:30 p.m., Alexander Dawson). Weber likely will get the start on the hill. . . . The contest was originally scheduled at Ponderosa but was shifted to Denver North. . . . Injured first baseman Tommy Cowan visited the team for a few innings. Cowan is projected to return to action July 9.

 

Royals . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .003 101 000 – 5  6  2

Redhawks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 031 001 02X – 7  8  5

Redhawks hitting – Hill lf 4-0-0-0, Smith cf-p 4-1-0-0, Gillem c 4-2-2-0, Bies rf 4-1-2-2, Johnson 3b 3-2-1-0, Jark p-cf 4-0-2-1, Davis dh 4-1-0-0, Weber 2b-3b-ss 2-0-1-1, Qiu ss 1-0-0-1, Makovsky 2b 2-0-0-0. Totals 32-7-8-5.

Pitching (ip-h-r-er-bb-k) – Jark 7-6-5-1-4-4, Smith (W 1-0) 2-0-0-0-0-3.

E – Bies 2, Weber, Hill, Johnson. 2B – Jark (4), Weber (3). HR – Bies (3). SB – Smith (4), Gillem (2). SF – Qiu. SAC – Qiu. HBP -- Weber.

BREAKING EVEN NEVER BAD IN VEGAS


Redhawks advance to Memorial Day Tournament semifinals, split four games overall

 

LAS VEGAS – After nonstop anticipation since the fall, the Redhawks experienced a little bit of everything in Las Vegas over Memorial Day Weekend.

 

That’s not even considering baseball.

 

While the Sin City distractions were aplenty, the Redhawks represented well on the diamond – for the most part. Guaranteed three games, the Hawks advanced from pool play with a 2-1 record and lost to the Long Beach Tigres, the eventual champions, in the tournament semifinals.

 

A 2-2 mark was far from perfect. But it was also far from failure as the Redhawks rebounded from a rough opening loss to defeat teams from Los Angeles and Arizona to escape the pool.

 

“Very successful first effort,” said Kenneth Weber, who threw a complete-game win against the Arizona Angels. “It sounds pretty unanimous that everybody wants to come back next year.”

 

Playing on pristine fields far superior than anything NABA uses in Denver, the Redhawks used only six pitchers over four games (one appearance apiece). All of them either won or gave the Hawks a chance.

 

“Our pitchers were the (expletive) highlight,” catcher Pat Davis said. “They were (expletive) lights out.”

 

After going 3-for-32 in the opening 7-1 loss to the California Braves, the Redhawks shuffled the order and the bats awakened in desert heat that regularly approached 100 degrees. They racked up 43 hits over the next three games, including a grand slam from Derek Johnson, solo homer from Adam Bies and several loud extra-base hits.

 

The bugaboo for the Redhawks was the Centennial diamond. The Redhawks went 0-2 there and committed six errors in each game (they couldn’t blame the immaculate field). In games at Bonanza and College of Southern Nevada, the Hawks were 2-0 with a combined two errors.

 

Here’s a brief look at each game:

 

California Braves 7, Redhawks 1

At Centennial

 

The Redhawks immediately put themselves in a predicament, as two infield errors led to a three-run first for the Braves. They wouldn’t need much more, as the Redhawks managed only three hits, scoring their lone run on an RBI single by Dylan Smith in the third.

 

The fielding woes persisted after the first and limited ace Jeff Spira to five innings (six runs, two earned). Kyle Jark finished up by allowing only one run in the final four innings, but the Redhawks never mounted a rally.

 

Tournament newcomer Edison Rodriquez provided some spark with some solid defense, including a diving pickup-and-throw from shortstop in the eighth.

 

California Braves . . . . . . . . 300 021 010 – 7  7  2

Redhawks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 001 000 000 – 1  3  6

Redhawks hitting – Gillem c 4-0-0-0, Smith lf-cf 4-0-1-1, Bies 1b 4-0-0-0, Johnson 3b 3-0-0-0, Jark cf-p 3-0-0-0, Hill rf-lf 3-0-1-0, Davis dh-2b 3-0-0-0, Weber 2b 2-1-0-0, Willis dh-rf 2-0-0-0, Baum rf 1-0-0-0, Qiu ss 3-0-1-0, Rodriquez ss-2b 0-0-0-0. Totals 32-1-3-1.

Pitching (ip-h-r-er-bb-k) – Spira (L 1-1) 5-3-6-2-5-4, Jark 4-4-1-1-2-3.

E – Qiu 2, Weber 2, Gillem, Rodriquez. SB – Weber (2). SAC – Jark. HBP – Rodriquez.

 

Redhawks 15, LA Angels 3

At Bonanza

 

Eager to wash away the poor early showing, the Redhawks erupted for five runs in each of the first two innings. The cushion was plenty for Rodriquez, who struck out eight in a seven-inning complete game.

 

Bies got the scoring started with a two-run double to the left-center gap. Johnson added an RBI single, Jark an RBI triple and Davis a sac fly to make it 5-0. In the second, Johnson’s grand slam made it 10-0. Justin Baum added a two-run single for the Hawks.

 

The Redhawks juggled their lineup after the early struggles and Casey Hill provided a spark from the top. He went 3-for-4 en route to an 8-for-17 performance in the tourney with no strikeouts.

 

Los Angeles Indians . . . . . .000 102 0 – 3  7  3

Redhawks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 550 041 X – 15 17 0

Redhawks hitting – Hill rf-cf 4-2-3-0, Smith lf 2-1-0-1, Gillem cf-c 4-2-2-0, Bies 1b-lf 4-2-3-2, Johnson 3b 4-2-2-5, Jark cf-1b 3-2-2-2, Davis c 3-1-1-1, Weber 2b 3-1-1-0, Baum dh-1b 2-1-1-2, Willis rf 1-0-1-0, Rodriquez p 2-1-1-0, Qiu ss 0-0-0-1, Spira ph 1-0-0-0. Totals 33-15-17-14.

Pitching (ip-h-r-er-bb-k) – Rodriquez (W 1-0) 7-7-3-3-3-8.

E – None. 2B – Gillem (4), Bies (1). 3B – Jark (1). HR – Johnson (1). SB – Rodriquez (1). SF – Davis, Smith, Qiu. HBP – Jark.

 

 

Redhawks 8, Arizona Angels 3

At College of Southern Nevada

 

The Redhawks knew they were in a win-and-in scenario here, and Weber made sure it happened. On the finest field his team has ever played on, Weber permitted only two earned runs and struck out six in a complete-game performance.

 

After the Hawks left multiple runners on base early, Chuck Gillem came through with a go-ahead two-run single to make it 4-2. They put it away in the eighth with help from an RBI single from Rodriquez and a run-scoring triple from perhaps the most unlikely source to hit a standup three-bagger: Paul Willis. His opposite-field liner ended up in the right-field corner.

 

Hill recorded his second straight three-hit games and Gillem, Davis and Smith had two apiece in the win. Of note, Danny Qiu hit a sacrifice fly for the second consecutive game, one of four for the Redhawks in the tourney.

 

Redhawks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 011 210 030 – 8 15 2

Arizona Angels . . . . . . . . . .101 001 000 – 3  6  2

Redhawks hitting – Hill rf 5-1-3-0, Smith lf 4-0-2-0, Gillem c 4-0-2-2, Bies 1b 5-0-1-1, Johnson 3b 5-1-1-0, Jark cf 3-1-0-0, Spira ph 1-0-0-0, Davis dh 3-1-2-1, Weber p 3-1-1-0, Qiu ss 2-1-1-1, Baum 1b 1-0-0-0, Rodriquez 2b 4-2-1-1, Willis ph-dh 2-0-1-1. Totals 33-15-17-14.

Pitching (ip-h-r-er-bb-k) – Weber (W 1-1) 9-6-3-2-2-6.

E – Rodriquez, Qiu. 3B – Johnson (1), Willis (1). SB – Smith (3), Jark (1). SF – Qiu.

 

Long Beach Tigres 10, Redhawks 4

At Centennial

 

Bies’ solo blast to right-center gave the Redhawks a 1-0 lead in the top of the second, but the Centennial-based fielding woes soon reared their ugly head. Six different players committed an error, allowing six unearned runs to a Tigres team that was held without an extra-base hit.

 

Willis made his first start on the mound since 2015 and departed after six trailing 6-2, having surrendered two earned runs. Smith relieved and, after navigating through a challenging opening stretch fueled by another error, struck out five of the final six hitters he faced.

 

Weber went 3-for-4 with two doubles and two RBI, and Bies followed his early homer with an RBI single in the eighth. The slugger finished the tourney 6-for-16 with five RBI.

 

Redhawks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .010 010 011 – 4 11 6

Long Beach Tigres . . . . . . . . . . 012 210 40X – 10 11 0

Redhawks hitting – Hill rf-lf 5-0-1-0, Smith lf-p 3-0-0-0, Gillem rf-lf 4-0-1-0, Bies 1b 3-1-2-2, Johnson 3b 4-0-1-0, Davis c 4-0-1-0, Weber dh 4-0-3-2, Qiu ss 3-0-0-0, Baum rf 1-0-0-0, Rodriquez 2b 2-1-0-0, Spira 1b 0-0-0-0. Totals 37-4-11-4.

Pitching (ip-h-r-er-bb-k) – Willis (L 1-1) 6-8-6-2-3-0, Smith 2-3-4-2-2-5.

E – Smith, Johnson, Hill, Davis, Willis, Rodriquez. 2B – Weber 2 (2). HR – Bies (2). HBP – Bies.

EARLY RALLY NOT ENOUGH VS. BROWNS

 

Redhawks plate five in the first, then bats fall silent

 

ENGLEWOOD – When the Redhawks produced five runs against Denver Browns starter Steven Reilly in the first inning Sunday, it wasn’t necessarily a good omen.

 

The Redhawks did the same thing in the 2015 Triple-A championship game, and that didn’t turn out so well.

 

And just like the 2015 title game, Reilly settled in after the rough start and the Browns came back to win. This one was a 9-6 decision on the Englewood diamond that left the Hawks with a 2-2 record as they depart for Las Vegas this week.

 

This time, the Browns (5-0) got all the runs back at once. They tied it 5-5 in the top of the second inning on a single-fueled rally against Redhawks starter Jeff Spira. While the Browns had some solid contact throughout the game, not many occurred during this rally. The toughest pill to swallow for Spira was a broken-bat, opposite-field two-run single by Matt Barker that tied it up.

 

Other than the early rallies, it was a crisp game that featured only two errors (one per team). Tied 6-6, the Browns scored three off reliever Kenneth Weber in the top of the sixth, but Weber quickly settled in and didn’t allow another run over four innings.

 

The Redhawks, though, couldn’t rally against Reilly or reliever Lee Busto.

 

The Hawks jumped to the 5-0 lead on a two-run, opposite-field homer by Adam Bies, a bases-loaded walk by Weber and a two-run single by Paul Willis. An RBI single by Weber in the fifth made it 6-6.

 

The Redhawks outhit the Browns 13-11, but 12 of the hits were singles. Coupled with last week’s loss to the Cubs, this marks the first time since 2014 that the Redhawks have dropped successive league games.

 

Notes: The Redhawks schedule for Las Vegas has been released and posted on the site. . . . Upon return to league play on June 4, catcher Pat Davis will host a team barbecue after the 9 a.m. game at Ponderosa. Players will be encouraged to pitch $10 apiece to help Davis fund the catered event. . . . Justin Baum and Matt Pennel made their first appearances of the season. Baum, who went 1-for-2, will join the Redhawks in Vegas. . . . Davis and Willis also recorded their first hits of the season.

 

Browns . . . . . . . . . . . . 050 103 000 – 9 11 1

Redhawks . . . . . . . . . 500 001 000 – 6 13  1

Redhawks hitting – Gillem c 5-1-2-0, Smith lf 5-0-2-0, Bies 1b-3b 5-1-2-2, Johnson 3b-ss 4-1-1-0, Jark cf 4-1-1-0, Hill rf 4-1-0-0, Davis 2b 3-1-2-0, Weber ss-p 3-0-1-2, Willis dh 3-0-1-2, Baum dh 2-0-1-0, Pennel 1b 2-0-0-0. Totals 40-6-13-6.

Pitching (ip-h-r-er-bb-k) – Spira 5-7-6-6-3-1, Weber (L 0-1) 4-4-3-3-0-2.

E – Johnson. HR –Bies (1). HBP – Willis.

COWAN INJURED IN LOSS TO CUBS



First baseman endures facial fractures, concussion

 

ENGLEWOOD – Baseball seems to be the least risky of the big four sports, not the type of activity bound to have life-altering consequences.

 

Don’t tell that to the Redhawks.

 

In a dispiriting 12-2 loss to the Cubs on Sunday, the Redhawks lost first baseman and team leader Tommy Cowan indefinitely after what he termed the worst pain of his life. It marked the third straight season that a Redhawks player has endured a bizarre, gruesome injury.  

 

Cowan, in his seventh season with the Redhawks, endured four facial fractures and a concussion when a back-pick from catcher Pat Davis caught him flush on the cheek as he tried to pull his glove down to make a tag.

 

“Needless to say, Vegas is probably out for me,” said Cowan, who was in better spirits Monday after spending the remainder of Sunday at Swedish Hospital.

 

He’ll undergo surgery Thursday, and, as he alluded to, almost certainly will not be able to play in Las Vegas over Memorial Day. Newcomer Adam Bies likely will spend a lot of time at first base as Cowan recuperates.

 

Cowan’s injury is the latest in a long line of life-changing injuries. In 2015, Matt Pennel endured a broken femur at a team practice. Last season, pitcher James Dinges’ arm snapped while delivering a pitch. Back in 2012, Jared Ming endured a severe injury just below the eye in the All-Star Game. And former outfielder Garrett Steinert suffered torn ACLs in 2009 and 2011.

 

So much for a low-risk Sunday activity.

 

As for the game, the Redhawks had several chances early to get to pitcher Nolan Snell, a player not listed on the Cubs official roster who was making his initial appearance with the team. He walked the first two batters in the first and second, but the Redhawks (2-1) couldn’t push across any runs. Snell, whose pitch count climbed above 160, ended up striking out 17 and walking six.

 

Redhawks leadoff hitter Chuck Gillem went 3-for-3 with a double, a walk and a stolen base. But in a microcosm of the day, the Redhawks couldn’t bring him home once.  

 

The Redhawks accept their losses, were clearly outplayed and seldom complain about umpires. But even the Cubs admitted that the pair Sunday was atrocious. The field ump severely blew two calls – one benefitting each team – but the home-plate umpire was the least fit for a Triple-A game. It’s one thing to have a wide zone, because players can learn it and adjust. But being inconsistent with it maddened players on both sides.

 

“Give their pitcher credit, because he knew he could get that call off the plate so he kept throwing it there,” Redhawks pitcher Jeff Spira said.

 

The Cubs (4-1) broke open a scoreless game in the fourth with a six-run inning against starter Kyle Jark. The inning opened with the Redhawks’ lone error and was broken open when a three-run triple made it 5-0.

 

Notes: The Redhawks face the Browns next week, with the idea not to overextend any pitchers with Vegas coming the following weekend. . . . The Hawks played without second baseman Sam Makovsky and third baseman Derek Johnson. . . . Johnson could see some time at shortstop next week with Qiu out of town and Kenneth Weber bound to spend some time on the mound. Typically, the Redhawks shift Cowan to shortstop in that scenario. . . . So solid last week, the second half of the Redhawks order went 0-for-13 with 10 strikeouts.

 

Cubs. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 000 610 41 – 12 12  2

Redhawks . . . . . . . . . .000 101 00 –  2   5   1

Redhawks hitting – Gillem lf 3-0-3-0, Smith cf-p 2-0-0-0, Cowan 1b 2-0-0-0, Willis ph-dh 2-0-0-0, Bies 3b 3-1-1-0, Jark p-1b-cf 3-1-1-1, Davis c 2-0-0-0, Hill rf 2-0-0-0, Weber 2b 3-0-0-0, Qiu ss 3-0-0-0, Spira dh-p-1b 3-0-0-0. Totals 28-2-5-1.

Pitching (ip-h-r-er-bb-k) – Jark (L 0-1) 3.1-5-6-5-2-4, Spira 2.2-2-1-1-1-3, Smith 2-5-5-5-1-1.

E – Qiu. 2B – Gillem (3), Jark (3). 3B – Bies (1). SB – Gillem (1). CS – Smith. HBP – Bies.

NEW LOOK YIELDS WIN VS. SOX



Hill drives in five, Spira whiffs eight as Hawks improve to 2-0

 

DENVER – The new uniforms were off to an inauspicious start. On the day they were supposed to be unveiled last month, a sprinkler issue caused a postponement. Snow wiped out the following game.

 

Then when the new look finally debuted Sunday, the Redhawks promptly fell behind by three runs.

 

But after sleepwalking through the first three innings, the Redhawks shook off the rust. They strung together a few solid rallies, got monster days at the plate from Casey Hill and Kyle Jark, and cruised to a 15-3 over the Red Sox at Denver North.

 

Things didn’t look great when the first three Red Sox batters reached and scored, but starter Jeff Spira quickly righted the ship. He struck out eight, walked none and permitted only one earned run over five innings.

 

“That’s as good as I’ve ever seen him look as far commanding all of his pitches and hitting his spots,” said Chuck Gillem, who went 2-for-4 with a double and two runs.

 

Hill hit a run-scoring single in the fourth, a two-run single in the fifth and a two-run double to center in the sixth. He finished 3-for-4 with five RBI. The diminutive outfielder’s double landed near the fence. 

 

“I was already in my trot,” said Hill, although it wasn’t clear whether he believed the double was bound for a homer or a fly out.

 

Jark finished 3-for-4 with three RBI and just missed a grand slam off the top of the center-field wall in the sixth. Tommy Cowan added three RBIs, including the go-ahead two-run single down the third-base line in the fifth.

 

Kenneth Weber homered and finished up with two scoreless innings. Weber has struck out 14 over eight scoreless innings in two appearances this season.

 

Next up for the Redhawks is a matchup with the Colorado Cubs (12:30, Sunday, Englewood). The Hawks will be without third baseman Derek Johnson, shortstop Danny Qiu and most likely second baseman Sam Makovsky.

 

Notes: The Redhawks played without cleanup hitter Adam Bies, who was in Dallas for a wedding. He’ll return for the Cubs game. . . . The Redhawks’ six former Thomas Jefferson athletes played against another in Red Sox shortstop Tyler Thornton. . . . The Redhawks had hoped to get all their pitchers significant action prior to the Las Vegas tournament, but that is no longer an option. At most, 18 innings are available prior to departure.

 

Red Sox . . . . . . . . . . . . 300 000 0 – 3  6  2

Redhawks . . . . . . . . . .000 285 X – 15 15 1

Redhawks hitting – Gillem c 4-2-2-0, Smith lf-cf 3-2-1-0, Cowan 1b 4-3-2-3, Johnson 3b 2-1-0-0, Jark cf 4-3-3-3, Davis dh-2b 1-1-0-0, Hill rf 4-1-3-5, Weber 2b-3b-p 3-1-2-2, Qiu ss 3-1-1-0, Makovsky 2b 3-0-1-0, Willis lf 1-0-0-0. Totals 32-15-15-13.

Pitching (ip-h-r-er-bb-k) – Spira (W 1-0) 5-6-3-1-0-8, Weber 2-0-0-0-1-3.

E – Johnson. 2B – Gillem (2), Jark (2), Hill (1). HR – Weber (1). SB – Smith (2), Weber (1). HBP – Makovsky. CS – Makovsky.

WEATHER, BAD LUCK KEEPING HAWKS OFF THE FIELD

 

The Redhawks began practicing in February. Man, did they jump the gun.

 

While the Hawks made sure they were sufficiently prepared for the season with more than a dozen indoor and outdoor workouts, the season simply hasn’t materialized.

 

What’s followed has been a bevy of soul-shattering postponements – some for typical reasons, some not – that have dampened the spirits of the Hawks perhaps more than losses could have.

 

“Is it just me or do we get (hosed) the most on games needing to be rescheduled?” first baseman Tommy Cowan pondered after a recent unexpected cancellation against the Hops.

 

Cowan might be on to something. The Redhawks are one of only two teams in all of NABA that have played only one game.

 

Yep, the Hawks have been postponed three of their first four weeks, and the lack of game action is even more pronounced when considering the Easter week off in mid-April. And their lone game, a 7-5 win against the Nuts nearly a month ago, was played in miserable windswept conditions.

 

The hope was to take part in several games before the team heads to Las Vegas in late May, with the idea of stretching their pitchers out so they’re prepared for a grind that could feature five games in three days.

 

So much for that.

 

At this point, the team has joked that they might carry a 1-0 record into the Memorial Day tournament. Starter Jeff Spira has yet to throw a pitch, although he and the rest have the staff have faced their own teammates numerous times at practice. At this point, the Redhawks are more like a group of guys that get together for an afternoon at the park than a team that plays actual games.

 

Yes, the forecast is stellar for next weekend, but that didn’t work out well last time. On April 23, temperatures were in the 70s and the Redhawks had just acquired their new uniforms and were set to debut them against the Hops. But commissioner Joe Collins texted the team early that morning, alerting them of a busted sprinkler at the Evie Campus field, which required emergency mentioned. The game was postponed.

 

Collins is a great guy. But if you get a text from him on game day, it’s usually bad news. And for a seemingly isolated incident, water issues seem to follow the Redhawks. This marked the seventh time in team history that water problems have wiped out a game, although three of those occurred at Colorado Academy, which notoriously had leaky sprinklers.

 

In addition, the Hawks opener on April 2 against the Royals was canceled due to poor field conditions (about 40 percent of the league had playable fields that day). And the entire league slate was wiped out April 30 due to that weekend’s snow. All this has followed one of the mildest winters in Colorado history.

 

So the Hawks are three games in the hole four weeks in.

 

“We just have to keep at it,” outfielder Dylan Smith said.

HAWKS ESCAPE PECULIAR OPENER WITH WIN

Weber settles for no-decision after electric 11-K start

LAFAYETTE – Kenneth Weber was magnificent. The remainder of the Redhawks did what they could to survive a quirky opening day.

 

The Hawks began 2017 with a 7-5 win against the Nuts at windswept Alexander Dawson, but they made things much more difficult on themselves than they could have been.

 

“This has to be the least conventional opener we’ve ever had,” said Redhawks veteran Pat Davis after the Hawks were forced to stage a late rally in a game they seemingly had in hand.

 

As it was, the Hawks won their opener for the eighth time in nine seasons and improved to 13-3 all-time in the inaugural contest. This one effectively squelched the lingering memories of a 10-1 Pagan stomp at the hands of the Bears to start last season.

 

Weber, who found out less than 24 hours before the game that he was starting, simply diced the Nuts’ lineup. He struck out 11 in six scoreless innings, allowing a mere two hits while not permitting a walk. He departed up 4-0 and seemed a lock for the win.

 

Then, the bottom of the seventh. Relievers Dylan Smith and Paul Willis were uncharacteristically wild, and the Nuts plated four runs despite recording only one hit in the inning. Smith walked three batters and threw two wild pitches while Willis walked one and plunked two.

 

All of a sudden it was a new game at 4-4, but the tie didn’t last for long. Catcher Chuck Gillem crushed a double to center to lead off the eighth, and came home when the throw from the outfield hopped over third base and went out of play. If a throw from the outfield is untouched by a fielder, a runner gets two bases.

 

“Not too many umpires catch that one,” Gillem said.

 

Smith, who more than atoned for his pitching performance with his day at the plate (3-for-3, double, two RBI, two runs stolen base), then singled and scored on an RBI base hit by Adam Bies to make it 6-4.

 

With the momentum firmly recovered, Willis pitched a 1-2-3 eighth and the Hawks added a run on a Casey Hill groundout in the top of the ninth. Kyle Jark allowed one run in the ninth but finished up for the save.

 

Gillem and Danny Qiu each had two hits for the Hawks, who recorded 12 overall.

 

Notes: Wind gusts approached 50 mph throughout, making conditions miserable at times. . . . Hawks pitchers held the Nuts to a 4-for-31 performance with 14 strikeouts. . . . The Hawks played without pitcher Jeff Spira and reserve infielder Matt Pennel. . . . After finally playing their opener, the Redhawks will have another week off with Easter slated for next weekend. They’ll get back to action April 23 against the Hops (1-1).

 

Redhawks . . . . . . . 002 200 021 – 7 12 2

Nuts . . . . . . . . . . . . 000 000 401 – 5  4  4

Redhawks hitting – Gillem c 5-2-2-1, Smith lf-p-cf 3-2-3-2, Cowan 1b 2-0-1-1, Bies dh 4-0-1-1, Jark cf-p 4-0-1-0, Johnson 3b 3-0-1-0, Davis dh 4-0-0-0, Weber p 4-1-1-0, Makovsky 2b 2-0-0-0, Qiu ss 2-1-2-0, Hill rf-lf 4-1-0-1, Willis rf-p 1-0-0-0. Totals 38-7-12-6.

Pitching (ip-h-r-er-bb-k) – Weber 6-2-0-0-0-11, Smith 0.2-1-4-3-3-0, Willis (W 1-0) 1.1-0-0-0-1-2, Jark (Sv 1) 1-1-1-1-0-1.

E – Makovsky, Smith. 2B – Gillem (1), Smith (1), Jark (1), Qiu (1). SB – Smith (1). HBP – Cowan. 

12 QUESTIONS WITH ADAM BIES

 

By Paul Willis

Redhawks Outfielder

 

Maybe Bies is short for Beastly. Upon joining the Redhawks in the fall, hulking slugger Adam Bies bashed three home runs and drove in nine in a mere 23 at-bats. The Hawks are still talking about two of the homers, including an opposite-field laser that left a Stanton-esque smoke trail.

 

The 2007 Grandview graduate, who played at Southern Nazarene University and once went 6-for-6 with three homers against Lubbock Christian, is a full-timer for the Redhawks this season. Bies, who earned his Master from Colorado Mines in 2015 and is a design engineer at the startup company Petrotech (which he cofounded), perhaps possesses the best raw power of any player in Redhawks annals.

 

With opening day approaching, we caught up with Bies for 12 questions.

 

1. So far, how has your preconception of the Redhawks matched up with actually playing on the team?

 

Bies: So far playing on the Redhawks has matched up with my expectations. I have played on a lot of different baseball teams throughout by athletic career and I am well versed in the nuances of joining a new group of guys to go out and compete towards a common goal.

 

While each team has its own personality and intricacies, I have found that most ballplayers are made from a similar mold, which makes joining a new team much easier. As for the talent and ability of the team, I knew the Redhawks are always one of the better teams in the league and there is a lot of talent throughout the lineup, which is awesome.

 

2. How long did it take to separate everyone and learn all the names – or is that still an ongoing process?

 

Bies: It didn’t take too long, maybe a game or two. I knew a handful of the guys through a couple mutual friends and the rest comes easy after you play a game or two.

 

3. You crushed in fall with three homers and plenty of loud hits. Were you surprised by that type of immediate production?

 

Bies: I wasn’t too surprised. I have been playing a lot of softball and golf and so the rotational part of the game doesn’t bother me. My only concern was getting my timing back and getting used to the flow of the game again, but that came back quickly.

 

4. What type of power numbers do you think you could produce in a full 30-game season, keeping in mind most teams are superior to what we saw in fall?

 

Bies: I think that I could hit double-digit home run numbers. The longer season will let me get into the flow of things, and I have produced numbers like this before. So I don’t think it is outside the realm of possibility, but who knows.

 

5. You’ve played all over the place so far, third base, second base, outfield and a stint on the mound in the recent scrimmage. While it’s commendable to be versatile, what would you consider your natural position?

 

Bies: I think outfield is likely my natural position. I have always liked tracking down flyballs and throwing guys out, so I would probably say outfield.

 

6. Who’s your MLB team? And who are some of your favorite pro ballers?

 

Bies: I am a homer for the Rockies but that is often painful. As for favorite players, I would have to go with Mike Trout, Robinson Cano, Giancarlo Stanton, Buster Posey, and Hanley Ramirez. I like the way all these guys play.

 

7. If you could transfer your baseball talent to another sport, which would it be?

 

Bies: Tennis, I think that would be fun.

 

8. Pick a different teammate for each of the following. Feel free to add an explainer for each: A) Handle your finances; B) Pass a critical exam; C) Team with in a golf long-ball driving challenge; D) To be on your side in a bar brawl.

 

Bies: A. Pat Davis. B. Kyle Jark. C. Wouldn’t matter. Pretty sure I could outdrive anybody on the team. D. Tommy, I think he would be scrappy.

 

9. We’ve only seen you on the mound for one inning. Give us a scouting report on yourself as a pitcher.

 

Bies: Well, at the current time I am on the DL from pitching with some elbow pain. But in the past, it would be a pitcher who throws a lot of strikes, pitches to contact and hits spots. Below-average pitches with good control and a lot of strikes.

 

10. So far, we haven’t seen you much after the games. How often do you see yourself hanging out with the team for the postgame meal/drinks?

 

Bies: Really schedule dependent. Working this new startup takes a lot of time and effort, but I like the team and all the guys. I am looking forward to Vegas because that will be a good opportunity to kick it with the bros.

 

11. Thoughts on the new uniforms?

 

Bies: I like the new uniforms. They look sharp. I think we will definitely be the best-looking team in the league.

 

12. Everyone is pumped out of their mind for Vegas. You seem to be a fairly established veteran of that town. How often do you go there and where are your favorite spots?

 

Bies: I really don’t know if I would call myself a veteran. I have been there three times in my adult life and I stayed at a few different spots. I like the buffet at the Caesar’s; that was solid. I would have to say the food is one of my favorite parts of Vegas.

HAWKS HANDLE HOPS FOR FALL TITLE

Cowan and Spira pace title-game rout that gives Hawks second Fall crown



ENGLEWOOD – The fall weather was just about perfect. So were the Redhawks.

 

The ‘Hawks capped an unblemished eight-game run through the fall season Sunday with a convincing 13-1 win against the Hops, a triumph that allows the team to enter the offseason with positive feelings rather than a bitter taste.

 

“We were getting sick of having four months of misery,” said pitcher/infielder Kenneth Weber, whose Hawks had appeared in the fall title game the previous four seasons but won only one.

 

The team’s recent playoff history had been far from glitzy, but the Hawks were exceedingly proficient on yet another pristine autumn day at Brent Mayne Field. The Hawks scored at such a rate in the championship game that they lost track. Seriously.

 

They had left the park believing the won 12-1 and wondered why the Hops had credited them with an extra run earlier. It was because whoever kept the book in the Hawks’ eight-run second forgot to fill in Derek Johnson’s run scored.

 

But that was merely a footnote to the Hawks first fall championship since 2013, when they blanked the Orioles 2-0.

 

The Redhawks finished with a 24-6 overall record overall and are geared up for a Memorial Day trip to Las Vegas, which could be epic from both a baseball and an overall standpoint. While winning the Fall League title didn’t extinguish the sorrow of losing in the summer semifinals, it added an encouraging end to a stellar season.

 

Ironically, the Hawks faced the same pitcher who knocked them out of the summer playoffs. Bears right-hander Edison Rodriguez played with the Hops in the fall, but this one was far different than Rodriguez’s 7-2 gem in August.

 

After a few errors opened the door, the Redhawks brought the lumber in the bottom of the second. Tommy Cowan’s bases-loaded double, a smoke show to the left-center gap, scored three and put the Hawks up 4-1. Johnson then clobbered his 15th double of the season to add on to his team record and Kyle Jark followed with an RBI single. By the end of the inning, it was 9-1.

 

Redhawks starter Jeff Spira, who navigated through a messy top of the second yielding only one run thanks to an interference call, all of a sudden had a grand cushion. Spira (9-2) didn’t allow another run and picked up a win for the third straight week.  

 

“I realized I’m much better if I pitch every week rather than every three or four,” said Spira, who led the Hawks in nearly every pitching category in his first season with the team.

 

Spira pitched a solid five innings and Weber closed it out by striking out three over two hitless innings.

 

Cowan (3-for-4, three RBI) was the hitting star in this one, putting to rest his early fall woes that had some thinking he was an 0-for-Fall candidate. Jark, Dylan Smith, Pat Davis and Sam Makovsky added two hits apiece for the Hawks, who went 16-for-35 overall.

 

It marked the eighth championship of any sort for the Redhawks, who have won summer three times, the Mile High Classic three times and Fall League twice. Most pressing on the Hawks’ ledger is to capture their first Triple-A summer title.

 

Notes: The Hawks played without infielder Adam Bies, who blasted three homers and drove in nine during the fall. Bies was in Las Vegas. . . . Ten of the Redhawks’ 12 available players got a hit in the title game. . . . The Redhawks stole three bases but finished the season with a paltry 33, the lowest single-season total in team annals. Jark, who stole 18 himself last season, led the team with seven. That’s the lowest ever total for a team leader. . . . Though he doesn’t have enough at-bats to qualify for the batting average lead, Smith hit .543 this season. . . . Jark led the club in several offensive categories (.434 average, 43 hits, four homers, 35 RBI, seven steals, .504 OBP). Other leaders included Johnson (15 doubles, 28 runs scored, 22 walks) and Chuck Gillem (tied with Johnson’s 28 runs). . . . Pitching-wise, Spira led with his nine wins, 75 strikeouts, three complete games and two no-hitters. Jark posted a team-best 2.23 ERA and matched Weber with two saves. The Hawks had a team ERA of 3.06 and yielded 4.1 runs per game overall.

 

Hops . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 010 000 0 –  1  5  4

Redhawks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 180 130 X – 13 16 1

Redhawks hitting (ab-r-h-rbi) – Gillem c-lf 3-1-1-2, Smith lf-rf-1b 3-2-2-1, Cowan 1b 4-2-3-3, Johnson 3b 4-1-1-1, Jark cf 3-1-2-2, Davis dh-c 4-1-2-1, Hill rf 3-0-1-2, Weber ss-p 3-1-0-0, Willis lf 3-2-1-0, Makovsky 2b 3-1-2-1, Qiu ss 2-1-1-0. Totals 35-13-16-13.

Pitching (ip-h-r-er-bb-k) – Spira (W 9-2) 5-5-1-0-3-4, Weber 2-0-0-0-1-3.

E – Spira. 2B – Johnson (15), Cowan (5). SB – Hill (5), Makovsky (4), Qiu (3) HBP – Gillem, Jark.

12 QUESTIONS WITH CASEY HILL

By Kenneth Weber

Redhawks Infielder

 

Regardless of whether you consider it one of the greatest baseball movies of all time, Bull Durham certainly has some memorable lines. Whether it’s wild accusations of lollygagging or hitting the shit out of the bull, the film has – and will continue to – influence generations of baseball fanatics. One quote in particular seems to stand out:

 

“Your shower shoes have fungus on them,” Crash Davis said. “You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob."

 

Shouldering an environmentally friendly baseball/obnoxious organic-market tote bag, a pair of little league imitation stirrups and greased into a pair of pants so tight it would make Billy Lyons blush, less than a year ago Casey Hill strutted on to the diamond for the first time in a decade.

 

“He looked like absolute hell. I'm surprised we didn't cut him after the game,”second baseman Sam Makovsky reminisced. 

 

Hill has refused to subdue the trademark charisma as he and his trademark ECObag have totaled the third-most knocks to date this season while providing dazzling defense in the outfield for the 'Hawks (6-1).  

 

For better or worse, Hill has been exposed to the dirty dozen in an attempt to break the enigma once and for all.

 

1. It’s been a few years since you last played organized baseball. Can you tell us how long it’s been and what finally made you get back in to the game?

 

Hill: I haven't played organized baseball since my senior year of high school. So, it's been about 10 years. The only thing that was preventing me from playing was my work schedule. I finally got myself a real job with actual weekends and here I am.

 

2. How would you grade the level of competition you’ve faced so far? How has it differed from your expectations?

 

Hill: I was nervous coming back to baseball after so many years, but I don’t feel like the competition has overwhelmed me, thankfully. I expected the pitchers to all throw in the 90s consistently and totally overpower me as a hitter. I’m happy to report that has not been the case. The defense is a lot better than I've ever faced, especially the outfielders and catchers. 

 

3. We’ve seen you shine in the outfield, but you’ve yet to grace us with the presence elsewhere. Where else on the field do you think you could hold your own and provide the same spark for the team?

 

Hill: You know that doofus that runs the jackets out from the bullpen? Yeah, I could do that.

 

4. “Reek and Ramsey” has been thrown around to describe the relationship you have with your longtime friend and teammate Sam Makovsky. Do you feel it is as tyrannical as that analogy suggests?

 

Hill: Well, the joke’s on you! I have never seen Game of Thrones and the nicknames mean absolutely nothing to me. To better answer your question, I’d compare me and Sam’s relationship to Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. We started out in a similar fashion. Only, I'm still relevant. Burn.

 

5. Give us an ETA of your first home run in a Redhawks uniform.

 

Hill: You know, I’ve always dreamed of hitting a walk-off home run. So, it will probably happen at a totally meaningless time and against a terrible team. No one will say anything and I’ll die a little inside.

 

6. The Redhawks have had an unusual wealth of arms on the mound this season. Of all your teammates who have yet to toe the rubber, who do you think would have the most success and what would be his most dominant pitch?

 

Hill: I’ve watched Tommy toss the ball around the infield and he has some pretty good zip on it. I think he could fare pretty well on the mound if he could locate his pitches. I’d guess his best pitch would be a neck-high beanball. He’d probably laugh about it, too.

 

7. Although not well known, you’ve expressed a taste for the horror movie genre off the field. What movie, aside from the Human Centipede, has been most compelling to you and why?  Feel free to be as graphical as necessary in your response.

 

Hill: I was introduced to the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre as a wee child. I watched it with my dad when I was about 12 or so. That movie has always stuck with me because of how the violence is shown. They added no background music at all. It’s just some maniac running around with a chainsaw, in dead silence, and murdering people. It’s quite disturbing and haunting.

 

On a side note: Sam totally brought a girl on a first date to see The Last House On The Left. There’s practically the worst rape scene ever in that movie and Sam started to sweat so bad she had to blow his hands dry. I guarantee that’s the only thing she blew. 

 

8. Which pro player, active or retired, best reflects your skills on the field?

 

Hill: The answer is clearly a mixture of Bengie Molina, Quinton McCracken and Juan Pierre. I have Molina's speed, McCracken's power and Pierre’s arm. I’m like, the full package.

 

9. You've created an admirable career for yourself in the nonprofit industry working at establishments such as the Botanic Gardens and the Denver Zoo.  Of your teammates, who is most likely to be the following animal or plant?  Silver Back Gorilla, Peacock, Corpse Flower and Wandering Jew?

 

Hill: I’m going to call Chuck the gorilla. Mostly because I recently saw the video of that child fall into the gorilla exhibit in Cincinnati. That same behavior exhibited by the gorilla can be seen in Chuck whenever an umpire makes a bad call. Additionally, I shared the same fear as that child when Chuck was ejected from that Bears game.

 

Pat has to be the peacock. Mostly because those things don’t look like they can fly at all. Yet, somehow, they get their fat little bodies into the air. Similarly, Pat is fat. . . . If that was mean, I’m sorry – sorry for all those sausages Pat slaughters every night. Pat, I’m so sorry.

 

A few fun facts about the Corpse Flower: It is one of the tallest flowers in the world and can grow up to 10 feet tall. It smells like a dead mammal corpse to attract pollinators. The first Corpse Flower to bloom in the rocky mountain region happened last year at Denver Botanic Gardens. Jeff is kind of like the Corpse Flower. He’s tall, new to the team and he might smell like garbage. I don’t know, I haven’t been close enough to find out. Again, I’m sorry.

 

The Wandering Jew plant got its name because it can grow anywhere and eventually gets everywhere. Kind of like Billy’s handlebar mustache. Does that thing even end? Or does it just attach to his chest hair? 

 

There you have it, four enemies. I have made four enemies.

 

10. When the time finally comes, what do you choose for your walkup song?

 

Hill: Smash Mouth - All Star. Next question.

 

11. The presidential election is coming up and you’re surely chomping at the bit to cast your vote. Who’s your choice for the next leader of the free world?

 

Hill: Dutch from Predator. Not to be mistaken with the actor who played him, Arnold Schwarzenegger. I’m literally talking about the fictional character. He out-muscled the biggest alien Earth has ever seen. He is the GD leader we deserve.

 

12. Which is least likely to happen?  The Rockies win the World Series; we discover extraterrestrial life or you get married? 

 

Hill: I'll list these in the order of most likelihood.

1: Aliens

2: Rockies win the World Series

3: …