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Author TOPIC: Sunday
Buddy

June 29, 2006
5:26:33 PM

Entry #: 1534825
I dont live near North Saint Paul, but it did rain a ton in that area, I was supposed to umpire and I had three games cancelled over at Dunning. Not my issue, but to answer the rain questions, yes, it poored

Rhino

June 29, 2006
6:13:28 PM

Entry #: 1534924
Interesting that an 11am game in our tourney started at 11:30, but a 3pm game couldn't get played?

therealhurt

June 29, 2006
11:14:14 PM

Entry #: 1535366
i do live near the north st. paul area and we had a game at stillwater that didnt get played and it was scheduled for 5pm. Saturday it rained a ton over here, but it was in our area. Im fairly convinced the sharks are just being whinners and are trying to keep their undefeated dream alive... it wont happen.

Mike

June 30, 2006
12:49:16 AM

Entry #: 1535486
I don't mean to stir the pot but we (Stockmens) played at Stillwater HS on Wednesday night and the infield was still extremely soggy so I can only imagine what it was like on Sunday. For some reason we had to play on their JV field since the varsity field had a Legion game but both fields were still soaked.

Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
8:14:07 AM

Entry #: 1535712
Interesting we're comparing field conditions in SOUTH st. paul and NORTH st. paul. Thats the nice thing about storms. The rain comes down nice and even across the metro area. You're right Rhino if you got it in I'm sure the Roosters should've too. Of course it was the ROOSTER home game so maybe their thoughts on subject might mean something. Is it also interesting that down the Hwy at Stillwater they cancelled a game that was supposed to start 2 hours later? Hmmmmmm

joe mauer

June 30, 2006
8:48:28 AM

Entry #: 1535772
Our game at the Dome did not get rained out, so i see no reason why you guys did not play.....but back to the real subject who is this Ryan Naughton kid. We are looking for some left handed bullpen help for the stretch drive, Terry Ryan will be in contact with you.

and remember to try out the Joe Mauer QuickSwing.

Joe #7


Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
10:09:12 AM

Entry #: 1535963
Well Joe in case you missed previous messages I am 6-0 this year and am completely dominating this league. I think I can make even you look foolish when I pull the string on my changeup. Couple that with my devastating fastball and you would be lucky to get a flare basehit. If you feel the need to get some live practice in just give me a call. I promise to only go 3/4 speed.

Naughton for Naughton


joe mauer

June 30, 2006
10:26:04 AM

Entry #: 1535996
what about this curveball i keep hearing about, I am told it is impossible for lefties to touch it? You know how good i am at hitting the off speed stuff. Do you seriously think you can strike me out, plus I use the "Quickswing", the greatest hitting tool ever invented. When do you pitch next i would really like to come and see what you all about in person.

Joe #7
CDH 4 life


Fighting

June 30, 2006
10:59:09 AM

Entry #: 1536049
It is easy to play at McGuire since it never sees any water on the field unless it rains. We actually put water on our field nightly so it is not like playing in a parking lot painted green.

I think I would like to start a fundraiser to build a dome over Kuenkle Field. Please send checks to:

Dowecheatum And How, LLC
2006 Crybaby Drive
Tri-City, MN 90210


pizzle

June 30, 2006
11:13:26 AM

Entry #: 1536080
Who the hell cares how wet the outfield was, as long as there wasnt puddles on the infield the game should have been played! What did this turn into pussyball? Do we have to have perfect conditions to play? The damn pussy ass Roosters didnt want to play cause they did not have enough guys and it just happened to rain the night before so now they had an excuse for not playing the damn game. Bunch of bitches, just play the damn game!

Fighting

June 30, 2006
11:21:47 AM

Entry #: 1536101
Thanks for the insight Pizzle. I did't realize you were an expert in Field Maitanence and Grounds Work, especially for our field. Maybe you should talk to the City of NSP, they could use your expertise. The Roosters are well known for their forfeits and unwillingness to play games and Puss out for as long as they have been in the league.

Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
11:25:53 AM

Entry #: 1536117
Yeah Pizzle you're right if we were to look back at the last 100 messages I'm sure it would be the ROOSTERS who would be the "bitches" I'm sure the rest of the St. Paul/ Skyline leagues would agree that the ROOSTERS are the "bitches" Would you like a vote on which of these two teams are filled with whiners? Imagine if you guys got bent over by commish? You would probably start a new forum to be able to hold all your whining. By the way apparently your coach walked on the field to check. Unless he can scale a 15ft fence I seriously doubt it since it was locked. There were puddles at home plate, shortstop, and behind 1st base.....In the words of our umpire that came to check out field that day...."You could've fished out of home plate." Of course we have no say at OUR home field. Gotta love the skyline politics.

Brown Cow

June 30, 2006
11:30:18 AM

Entry #: 1536129
Argghh, nice angry face! Yes I am a turfologist! Rumor has it we had a perfectly good field lined up but your team mysteriously vanished shortly after cancelling the game... I wonder why you dindt want to play?
Not enough guys?

Bush League!!!!!!!


Shark Attack

June 30, 2006
11:32:46 AM

Entry #: 1536136
Get a life Fighting.

joe mauer

June 30, 2006
11:33:01 AM

Entry #: 1536137
pizzle, be careful, i am a Rooster Booster this year , me being Joe Mauer that means a lot. i have personally seen them play a couple of times this year and i wouldn't exactly call them bitches, they seem to have a very solid squad. i guess we will see on Wednesday night what happens, when the two teams FINALLY meet for real. pizzle you might want to pick up one of my Mauer QuickSwings, you might need the extra cuts.

Joe #7
.392 ave(major league leading)


Shark Attack

June 30, 2006
11:37:29 AM

Entry #: 1536151
I believe since Naughton would have pitched Sunday, he should get the loss. His record now stands at 0-1, or however many wins you can rack up against Township and the Kodiak....

Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
11:39:53 AM

Entry #: 1536154
You're right we should've jumped at the chance to play OUR HOME GAME at YOUR FIELD. I know that Tri-City is royalty around here so we apologize for not making it nice and easy for ya. Was it hard not playing baseball that day? I mean the field has to be the only place where you can go that people aren't annoyed by you and by people I mean your own team.

Tri City Shark

June 30, 2006
11:41:13 AM

Entry #: 1536158
Again, The Skyline League commissioner ultimately made the decision and personally visited the field near game time on Sunday. He is also an umpire and judged the field conditions personally. Though I did not personally visit the facility, two people did, and both can vouch for the fact there was no "15 foot high" fence to scale, and the field was not locked. This situation has been dealt with between both coaches and the commissioner of the league.


pizzle

June 30, 2006
11:44:55 AM

Entry #: 1536169
Hey Mauer, I do need one of those quick swing things. My swing is kind of shitty right now! Hook me up with one for a trial offer!

joe mauer

June 30, 2006
11:46:41 AM

Entry #: 1536174
Shark attack, your right, the Roosters should give him the loss, that would be the right thing to do. For christ sake is it just me or does this Tri-City team whine a lot. I know that playing on the Twins, we would not allow it, it being the whining, Torii Hunter just would not stand for it. Good teams do their work on the field and not with their mouth's. i say play the game out on Wednesday and then you can talk all you want, Just remember you play amateur baseball...think about it.

pizzle

June 30, 2006
11:47:14 AM

Entry #: 1536176
Hey fighting, Tri-city isnt a city dumbass!

joe mauer

June 30, 2006
11:49:00 AM

Entry #: 1536181
pizzle, its in the mail, i will even send my brother Jake out to help you out with it.

Joe #7
All-Star Catcher.


pizzle

June 30, 2006
11:50:24 AM

Entry #: 1536184
Thanks Joe, you really are a good guy!

p.s. wow, nice side burns!


K

June 30, 2006
11:53:26 AM

Entry #: 1536190
Is Tri-city the Yankees of this league? Who are the Royals then?

joe mauer

June 30, 2006
11:55:04 AM

Entry #: 1536198
pizzle, its all about the fans, and i love my fans, playing in my home town is a great thrill, Twins fans are the greatest.

Joe #7
"Baby Jesus"


Buddy

June 30, 2006
11:58:12 AM

Entry #: 1536204
Is this "Naughton" kid going to pitch on Wednesday against the shark?

pizzle

June 30, 2006
12:12:03 PM

Entry #: 1536247
I sure hope not, he sounds so intimidating!

Fighting

June 30, 2006
12:13:24 PM

Entry #: 1536252
Well, if you believe my message was serious, than you are the true dumb-ass

pizzle

June 30, 2006
12:14:42 PM

Entry #: 1536255
I was just letting you know!

kyle lohse

June 30, 2006
12:26:48 PM

Entry #: 1536286
can i get a tc bear quickswing instead? i've seen that animal take cuts during the softball home run derby, he kicks ass!
i'm in the process of trying to reinvent my career as the twins dh, i figure if i can't be a major league pitcher, i can be a major league dh as well as rondell!


joe mauer

June 30, 2006
12:43:22 PM

Entry #: 1536310
Kyle, you are terrible i wish that we would cut you.

Joe #7
way better than kyle lohse.


Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
12:53:24 PM

Entry #: 1536342
I'm sorry I will not be pitching Wednesday as i have a prior engagement at the Oakdale getting a bronze statue made of me to be placed at Tartan High School. We are going to have to make it extra heavy so none of the low income thieves steal it from the schoolyard.

Ryan Naughton doesn't teabag people....Ryan Naughton potato sacks them.


Shark Attack

June 30, 2006
1:00:59 PM

Entry #: 1536358
Does that mean you have cancer?

Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
1:02:14 PM

Entry #: 1536362
No it means that I have giant testicles.

kyle lohse

June 30, 2006
1:24:48 PM

Entry #: 1536417
joe - i hate you.

kyle #49
way better than ryan naughton


bleacher_bum

June 30, 2006
1:28:53 PM

Entry #: 1536427
This is great comedy for a Friday afternoon

Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
1:35:51 PM

Entry #: 1536445
Comparing me to Kyle Lohse is like comparing Heidi Klum to Rosie O'Donnell. Kyle if you're interested in tossing BP for us just let me know and I'll ask the coach. We don't have a clubhouse for you ruin though so you'll have to settle for some cold ones in the parking lot.

Ryan Naughton once went to the "Virgin Islands"....They are now called "The Islands"

Naughton for Naughton '06


WeBeatYouAgain

June 30, 2006
1:50:33 PM

Entry #: 1536468
Who cares what happened on Sunday. We all know after a little rain, the Roosters made their own "natural disaster" so they could go drink and have cock fights with Naughton.

Naughton for GPY (Gayest Player of the Year)


Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
1:59:41 PM

Entry #: 1536484
Thank you! Thank you!! I will do my best to hold this title with pride just like you have for the last 7 years. This will give your butthole some time to recover.

Ryan Naughton once had an erection while lying on his stomach.....He struck oil.

Naughton for Naughton '06


Jordan Roering

June 30, 2006
2:04:41 PM

Entry #: 1536490
actually we drank HEAVILY, then pulled out the firehoses and tried to flood the field to no avail. apparently higgins from Magnum PI flew his helicopter over the field, and dried it out for the commish, damn that Higgins.

Fighting

June 30, 2006
2:08:22 PM

Entry #: 1536499
Higgins was in the passanger seat, TC was flying the Chopper and Magnum and Rick were leaving in the Jacobson

Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
2:12:02 PM

Entry #: 1536509
Ok after the last two posts I would like to nominate Snoop and Fighting as new GPY's (Gayest Posters of the Year) If the whole Magnum P.I. thing could cease that would be great.

Ryan Naughton isn't hung like a horse......horses are hung like Ryan Naughton.

Naughton for Naughton '06


WeBeatYouAgain

June 30, 2006
2:16:13 PM

Entry #: 1536515
All you "cocks" on the NSP side should come down to St. Thomas Academy to "rain out" our field so we can keep our undefeated League Season alive.

I'll admit, I'm nervous to face a team made up of assistant managers, delivery drivers and bus boys.


Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
2:21:15 PM

Entry #: 1536522
I would just like to thank all my supporters throughout the years, especially to my current one and only, athletic supporter.

Naughton for Naughton '06


pizzle

June 30, 2006
2:36:01 PM

Entry #: 1536565
Hey Rooster you gotta blame it on something,

Blame it on the rain that was falling, falling
Blame it on the stars that did shine at night
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the rain yeah yeah

from the archives of Milli Vanilli


Farva

June 30, 2006
2:39:13 PM

Entry #: 1536569
Stinks like sex in here!

Tri-City might be undefeated in the baseball season, but they are 0-ffer on being funny in the forum!

Relax boys and enjoy life, don't hang the success of your lives on amateur baseball, that's just dumb!

Hang the success of your life on how many women you've given STD'S to and the amount of times you've blacked out and punched your mom in the baby maker!

Naughton for Naughton!


Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
2:40:03 PM

Entry #: 1536576
That was solid. Even though officially I think it was ripping on us. I still laughed.

Naughton for Naughton '06


Jordan Roering

June 30, 2006
2:44:27 PM

Entry #: 1536595
WEBEATYOUAGAIN, are you saying that we are second class citizens? cause that hurts, hurts a lot. Growing up on the mean streets of the NSP is hard, i mean hard. most kids dont make it out and the ones that do they find that people like the one from the Tri-city area hold them down....basically we are jealous of you and your lifestyles. Are only chance to get out might be through the Rooster baseball, we are all hoping maybe someone will notice and we will get a shot at the big leagues, the only way out of NSP.

Fighting

June 30, 2006
2:46:44 PM

Entry #: 1536598
That's fine, we will take the blame. What is the chances that when the Shark lose and every game they may lose, they will not blame it on something. I think those chances are 0% but supposedly they have changed, so we will see when the time comes!

Hope the game tonight is a good one as we are all out to have fun and enjoy our national pastime


Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
2:47:41 PM

Entry #: 1536600
By looking at the grammar in that last statement Snoop I think they believe you grew up with a hard knock life.

Naughton for Naughton '06


kyle lohse

June 30, 2006
2:50:48 PM

Entry #: 1536606
no clubhouse to ruin!?!?!? fuck this, i'm going back to rochester. or i'll see if i can cross the moat, break through the 15 foot electric fence, avoid the laser sensors, and go piss on home plate at NSP.

lohse for naughton '06


Jordan Roering

June 30, 2006
2:56:07 PM

Entry #: 1536619
if you are going to piss on home plate make sure you watch out for the guard dogs, they like those small chew toys.

WeBeatYouAgain

June 30, 2006
2:57:26 PM

Entry #: 1536622
Lohse, get the fuck out of Saint Paul and go join the Minnetonka Millers. I heard they are looking for more minor leaguers.

After Tri-City's tremendous season... Pawlenty has already planned to change the state fish from the Walleye to the Shark. Can't wait to pass the news on to the Payne's.


pizzle

June 30, 2006
2:57:49 PM

Entry #: 1536623
Hey snoop,

It's the hard knock life for us
It's the hard knock life, for us!!
Steada Treated,we get tricked
Steada kisses, we get kicked
It's the hard knock life!!

Pizzle for Mcdonald


pizzle

June 30, 2006
2:58:11 PM

Entry #: 1536626
Hey snoop,

It's the hard knock life for us
It's the hard knock life, for us!!
Steada Treated,we get tricked
Steada kisses, we get kicked
It's the hard knock life!!

Pizzle for Mcdonald


Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
3:05:47 PM

Entry #: 1536637
I change my vote.

Naughton for Doane '06


WeBeatYouAgain

June 30, 2006
3:10:45 PM

Entry #: 1536645
Did anyone see the SportsNation question on ESPN.com today?

Who is the best team in ALL of Sports?

- Chicago White Sox
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Miami Heat
- Tri-City Shark
- Carolina Hurricanes

Rumor has it that we will get the shaft because of the East Coast Bias.


Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
3:26:09 PM

Entry #: 1536680
I did not change my mind!!

Naughton for Naughton!!

Also Pizzle for Douche


kyle lohse

June 30, 2006
3:32:40 PM

Entry #: 1536691
i second pizzle for douche.

and propose naughton for lohse!


Ryan Naughton

June 30, 2006
3:38:28 PM

Entry #: 1536703
Naughton for Matt Lawton '06

Buddy

June 30, 2006
3:58:22 PM

Entry #: 1536737
Chris Mortensen just phoned in and reported the Miami Dolphins of old have their champagne on ice for their celebration after tonights game, go Green Mill.

Buddy

July 1, 2006
1:22:20 AM

Entry #: 1537276
and the party has started, go cry a river tri city your win streak is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excuses: Start now.

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