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TOPIC: Appeal to the league |
| Uncle Mertog
August 12, 2006
1:33:27 AM
Entry #: 1615691
| Due to Mac publicly airing his contract with Jr's which includes two twinkies and a juice box, I have recieved several demands from the Village Pub team, which need to be approved by the league's governing body.
1. Mark Costello has officially demanded that the Pub provide a topless female score keeper.
In addition to this Danny Howard has officially demanded that umpires be of the female persuasion and they too must be topless and perform their duties while wearing nothing but a thong, prefarably Hooters waitresses or dancers from either The Foxy Lady or Desires.
I am offcially putting these proposals to a vote, do I have a second to the motion?
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| puddin
August 12, 2006
9:15:33 AM
Entry #: 1615823
| i will second that motion hopefully it will give my team some motivation to win a game
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| Uncle Mertog
August 12, 2006
1:49:34 PM
Entry #: 1616093
| C'mon Ryno we need the votes here...this should get easily passed.
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| Ryno
August 14, 2006
8:56:57 AM
Entry #: 1618242
| I would be ok with that as my lady would laugh at naked female umpires but I know enough guys in this league that their wives would make them quit.
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| Uncle Mertog
August 14, 2006
12:17:28 PM
Entry #: 1618656
| It can't be any worse than the escapades that go on during "Out of state" tournament ball.
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| Ryno
August 14, 2006
1:26:38 PM
Entry #: 1618821
| What happens in (Insert city name here), stays in (repeat city name).
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| Uncle Mertog
August 14, 2006
11:49:35 PM
Entry #: 1620186
| In addition the Coventry Soccer Dads might throw a friggin tizzy over this one. They had a meltdown over some guys throwin back a few brew after a game, wonder what they would do over Strippers calling balls and strikes.
I'm willing to bet they would bring the kids home, tell the wives they were going to work some overtime and hang out in the bleachers.
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