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Author TOPIC: LOST BAT
ARTIEKARATE

July 2, 2007
12:13:03 PM

Entry #: 2239784
ONE OF MY GUYS LEFT A BAT A FOSTER YESTERDAY ON THE FIRSTBASE SIDE .IT WAS A FREAK 98 WITH WHITE BAT TAPE , CALL ME IF ANYONE HAS IT OR KNOW WHO DOES ?

Hollywood

July 2, 2007
4:30:35 PM

Entry #: 2240436
Artie, we played at Foster on the first base side and there was nothing left behind when I left. I'm not sure if one of your guys grabbed it or one of my guys grabbed it but it def. was not let behind. I'll call around to see if anyone of my guys took it, I doubt it cause they would've asked me whose it was before they grabbed it.

gopher

July 2, 2007
7:58:58 PM

Entry #: 2240928
Artie
same here i will ask just to see if any of my guys picked up a bat


Bill S. Preston

July 3, 2007
12:20:44 AM

Entry #: 2241470
i found some sunglasses

EW33

July 3, 2007
12:48:38 AM

Entry #: 2241512
Those would probably be my oakley black sunglasses i tried to call a few teamates to grab them, because i was just about home when i remembered. I have no clue who the fuck bill s preston is or if thats a friggin joke, but i could use my sunglasses back if those are in fact mine.

If youre gonna keep em then I hope you fall down a razor blade covered slide into a pool of alcohol.


Bill S. Preston

July 3, 2007
1:18:43 AM

Entry #: 2241548
holy crap man... christ why would i post it on a board if i didn't intend on giving them back... next time i see my coach i'll give them to him to give to yours at the monday meeting.

Uncle Mertog

July 3, 2007
9:26:06 AM

Entry #: 2241928
Kurtz: I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.
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Always intense Ernie...I dig that about you!


EW33

July 4, 2007
10:46:01 AM

Entry #: 2244169
Mr. Preston it seems my dark humor was lost on you. Maybe i should explain, I was just joking man. Thanks for grabbing the glasses. I just was looking for an excuse to talk about the razor blade slide!

And mertog there is only one way to play the best two games we got ... life and softball .... and thats hard.


Ryno

July 4, 2007
8:58:58 PM

Entry #: 2244875
Is "dark humor" the code word for asshole?

EW33

July 5, 2007
10:53:52 AM

Entry #: 2245549
Maybe so ryno. maybe so.

Uncle Mertog

July 5, 2007
1:14:49 PM

Entry #: 2245831
Whats with all you guys forgetting your shit at the fields every week. I may have to put this in Planet Mertog. Every week someone loses a glove, glasses, bat, and their stuffed pink unicorns.

Do we have to hire a nanny for you guys...."Okay Ernie, did you remember your sunglasses? "Sorry Nanny Helga, I left them on the bench" (Gives him a crack on the back of the head) "Do you know how much Oakley's are now...does money grow on trees....go get them now and no Portugeese food for you tonight, straight to bed with no dinner!"


Mac

July 5, 2007
2:43:42 PM

Entry #: 2246005
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Last Time I Checked You Do Anything Different With This Guy Usually You Will Hear NO SOUP FOR YOU 2 WEEKS In Your Case Ernie Its Gonna Have To Be No Sun Glasses For You 3 Weeks!!!!

Hahaha And Dont Worry Mert Im Still On The Hunt For You And Smitty's Picture But I Still Say The Best One Is Of Ben Stiller In Zoolander ANd His Boys Headin Down The Street


gopher

July 5, 2007
9:02:06 PM

Entry #: 2246681
Sounds like Uncle Mertog is trying to set us up to have 1 grand of a flea market at the end of the season where he will promote 3 time around sports equipment...LOL

Uncle Mertog

July 6, 2007
12:18:39 AM

Entry #: 2247001
Nice job Mac,
You finally figured out how to incorporate pictures in your posts. BTW, the soup Nazi is one of my favorite Seinfeld characters.

Gopher, you gave me a great idea. Collect all the stuff these guys leave behind and open an internet store right here on the website. Maybe we could have the guys autograph their own stuff to add to the value. Lets see what would a pair of Ernie Wright autographed Oakley sunglasses go for. Or maybe a thong worn by Ian "The Greatest" Smith be worth?


Dutilly

July 6, 2007
4:54:40 PM

Entry #: 2248230
Hey how about the infamous letter signed by the sender? what would that be worth?

EW33

July 7, 2007
5:55:23 AM

Entry #: 2248964
I get oakleys for the bubble thanks to my brother inlaw in the coast guard. He "scrathes" his lenses quite often for me.

gopher

July 7, 2007
9:20:25 PM

Entry #: 2249576
A-plus would like to donate some of the early home run balls that the other teams left behind and we have some of the balls that have been robbed from some teams by our outfield of late to the online flea market Uncle

Mac

July 8, 2007
12:42:48 AM

Entry #: 2249712
Hahaha I Got The Plates And Screws That Were In My Arm. Id Gladly B Willing To Part With Those... As Long As "We The Players" Get Some Kind Of Compensation (Possibly Beers/ And Or MudSlides) Lets Make It Happen

Mac

July 8, 2007
7:00:30 PM

Entry #: 2250371
well i dont know what everyone did all day i didnt go out after the game i came home and passed out exhausted for a while then i went to harris and quite possibly saw the silliest thing ever. i get there walker(harris coach) gives me a beer, all of a sudden he is laying on his back ....the chairs leg busted out beneath him and he dropped. needless to say is he did not ( and yes i repeat did not ) drop an ounce of beer greatest move ive seen in months congrats walker ....

Mert you might like this i have a chip off of this chair that could b throw into the store of lost things or celebrity appearances haha also he has the leg that broke as a keep sake and on the way out ordered food to go hes a trooper funny sh*t tho


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