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TOPIC: Naughton as a batter? |
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| TheRealBenDoane
July 18, 2007
9:18:57 AM
Entry #: 2268189
| As valuable as this freak of nature is as a pitcher, it is almost impossible to fathom his stats as a hitter. Currently in Skyline play, Naughton is batting .44444444444444. He went 2 for 3 last night against North End with an RBI. In a postgame interview, Naughton questions, "Am I being a braggart when I tell people that the RBI was with 2 outs and the score was 1-1 at the time?" And there you are folks: A dominant AND modest player.
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| SharkBite
July 18, 2007
10:16:17 AM
Entry #: 2268309
| Where were his heroics against the Shark that second time?
Looks like the Sharts are back in the playoff hunt. Where do the Hens lay in the standings?
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| rickybergman
July 18, 2007
10:22:05 AM
Entry #: 2268326
| No one cares about the Shark. You could win your league for all I care. We all know they will just go 0-2 in the tourney-- if they make it. They are the Shark.
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| Farva
July 18, 2007
10:33:08 AM
Entry #: 2268360
| Not only is Naughton the best pitcher in our league, the best hitter in our league, he's also the best person in our league. Everyone who comes in contact with him or is privileged enough to talk with him is instantly a better person. I'm naming my first 8 kids Ryan and changing my name legally to Ryan. He's a living legend!
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| Ryan Naughton
July 18, 2007
1:00:00 PM
Entry #: 2268692
| Does anyone know how I can get a restraining order against someone? Apparently SOMEONE is a lil too obsessed about me. Understandable but still a little weird.
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| pizzle
July 18, 2007
2:00:27 PM
Entry #: 2268848
| Naughton is crap!!! And bend over needs to get off his knees!!! If Naughton is so good I hope he is throwing tonight against the Hogs, if i do recall correctly...the Hogs are the worst team in the skyline(record wise) and they beat the Hens...hmmmmm
Naughton is crap 08
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| SharkBite
July 18, 2007
2:07:49 PM
Entry #: 2268865
| Pizzle, Any chances the Hogs make a run to state? That would be impressive with a 2-10 record. Your non-league record any better?
I still don't think Naughton has been caught all year speeding on the radar gun. He likes to keep things at 55mph or under.
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| Farva
July 18, 2007
2:19:43 PM
Entry #: 2268892
| You guys are right, Naughton is terrible!
Naughton for Crap 08
The next thing I'll need is for everyone here on the forum to cheap in a couple dollars so we can buy pizzle and sharkbite a beer and a hooker. They seem to be pretty uptight and sounds like they need a release. Guys, remember, jerking off to the tri-city minnows website is not considered sex..... unless Ryan Naughton says it is.
Naughton for Norris 08
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| BenDoane
July 18, 2007
2:26:42 PM
Entry #: 2268905
| Naughton is a great hitter. Files, when are you going to get out the old Pioneer Press newspapers to give us his high school stats. You will see that he led the Classic Suburban Conference his Senior year in hitting.
Farva, I hope you meant Noris for Naughton 08
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| JS23
July 18, 2007
2:33:58 PM
Entry #: 2268916
| As someone who got to watch the legend that is Ryan Naughton as he grew up, I know how good he is. The part that most of you don't realize is that he still hasn't tapped all of his potential. A few more years playing and drinking for the Roost and his gut will allow his fastball to come in even slower than it does now. Watch out for Joe and Stans! We have a league win now and we can't be stopped!
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| pizzle
July 18, 2007
3:21:38 PM
Entry #: 2269044
| first off Farva... I don't jerk off to the Shark website, I have a nice picture of your mom for that!
Sharkbite, the chance of the Hogs making a run for state is about as good of a chance of Naughton being good at baseball!
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| TheRealBenDoane
July 18, 2007
3:30:14 PM
Entry #: 2269061
| Pizzle,
First of all, the sperm in my left nut has more talent than you will ever have at baseball. Naughton is twice the player I am, which makes you worse than the worst player on St. Anthony (who you just tried to rip on).
Second, if the purpose of that last post was to make readers laugh, you failed miserably. I didn't even smile. In fact, I am kind of sad now.
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| pizzle
July 18, 2007
3:32:51 PM
Entry #: 2269076
| Your left nut is inside Naughtons mouth or is his left nut inside your mouth???
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| TheRealBenDoane
July 18, 2007
3:40:37 PM
Entry #: 2269092
| It doesn't matter since you are equal to my sperm.
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| SharkBite
July 18, 2007
3:43:39 PM
Entry #: 2269102
| It's amazing about how many people post about jerking off, sperm, nuts...
It makes me think half of the Skyline League is literally gay, and the whole Rooster team loves to putt from the rough.
Magic 8-Ball says: All Signs Point to GAY!
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| daBabe
July 18, 2007
3:44:05 PM
Entry #: 2269103
| Go Hogs, we are finally getting some street cred!!!
Hogs state champs '08
(this year is a rebuilding year)
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| files
July 18, 2007
6:24:37 PM
Entry #: 2269446
| Classic Suburban=crap.
Naughton for Classuck Suburban MVP.
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| Farva
July 19, 2007
10:46:00 AM
Entry #: 2270572
| Files, you are hilarious! How do you do it?
Files for Carrot Top 08
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| TinyArch
July 19, 2007
11:47:54 AM
Entry #: 2270712
| Pizzle, I didn't know there were any nice pictures of Favra's mom!
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| pizzle
July 19, 2007
1:25:28 PM
Entry #: 2270977
| Well Tiny, there aren't any original good pictures of his mom! The ones I have have been altered on photoshop! Wow, that program is amazing!!
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| files
July 19, 2007
1:27:07 PM
Entry #: 2270983
| Thanks, Larva. That means the world.
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| Farva
July 19, 2007
1:31:45 PM
Entry #: 2270998
| It's actually a really good spread. It's photos of my mom congratulating Tri-city Sharks on being Tri-city Sharks. Because let's be honest, is there anything better than being a Tri-city Shark? That and she's wearing nothing but a Ryan Naughton tshirt and we all know how much pizzle and shark bite love Naughton.
Pizzle for Stupid '08
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| Farva
July 19, 2007
1:33:54 PM
Entry #: 2271002
| No Way! LARVA! How do you do it! It doesn't get any better than that!
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| pizzle
July 19, 2007
1:49:28 PM
Entry #: 2271044
| Wow you guys are gay for the Shark and Naughton! Nothing has even been said about the Shark and sure enough someone brings them up...wow, get a new topic! I talk about someones mom and a come back comes from left field "The shark, shark, shark" you guys are boring!!!
Farva for hardon over Shark '08
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| Farva
July 19, 2007
2:08:42 PM
Entry #: 2271093
| Oh no, not up to Pizzle's standards, my fault. I should step it up and go with the always exciting and original mom rip, those aren't boring at all. Okay, which one should I go with.....Pizzle, can we get off the subjects of mom's since I just got off yours? See Pizzle, I'm just as funny and exciting as you are!
Thank you for setting the standard of funny here on the forum.
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| pizzle
July 19, 2007
2:12:46 PM
Entry #: 2271104
| Wow an insult not attacking the shark first or sucking off Naughton!!! Good job Farva!!!! You are 1-1, dont blow it now on the next comment...
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| SharkBite
July 19, 2007
2:24:28 PM
Entry #: 2271133
| Anyway, did anyone see that 500lbs fat guy get stuck on the St. Croix?
Fuck Naughton, Miss Steve Payne on the Shark, MILFs are great!
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| pizzle
July 19, 2007
2:26:55 PM
Entry #: 2271138
| Hahahahahahahaha
What a fat bastard!!!
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| Farva
July 19, 2007
2:49:38 PM
Entry #: 2271202
| Who do you think is fatter, that guy or Pizzle's boyfriend?
Oh my god, I'm 2 for 2! Just like Naughton was against North End. Dammit, I blew it didn't I Pizzle? Sorry!
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| pizzle
July 19, 2007
3:13:03 PM
Entry #: 2271263
| Always talking about men!! God you are gay!! If only you knew what I looked like Farva, then you could dream about my beautiful face at night!!
p.s. I work out farva...
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| Farva
July 19, 2007
3:25:09 PM
Entry #: 2271287
| Sorry Pizzle, I have no room for you in my dreams, I already dream of Naughton and hopefully one day playing for the Shark. Maybe if Naughton ever dies, which he won't he's immortal, or if the Shark ever fold, which they won't because they are the Shark, you would be #2 on the waiting list to get into my dreams, right behind Ponch from CHIPS.
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| pizzle
July 19, 2007
3:28:44 PM
Entry #: 2271306
| At least im on the list...
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| TinyArch
July 19, 2007
4:47:14 PM
Entry #: 2271508
| Hey SharkBite... wasn't that 500lb. fat-guy your first baseman!
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| Alfonso Allegre
July 19, 2007
4:59:58 PM
Entry #: 2271553
| This thread is gay. IM each other or something. Pussies.
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| TinyArch
July 19, 2007
8:58:27 PM
Entry #: 2271989
| Alfonso, based upon your comments one must assume that it is a lesbian thread. Ha!
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