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Author TOPIC: PNA in PA
stuntman

July 27, 2007
12:26:56 PM

Entry #: 2285639
Day 1. The wily old vets are sitting in the hotel room drinking mudslides while the young guns are out scouring the area for a fake ID to buy the beer we sent them out for 2 hours ago.

Rain is forecast for the next couple of days so the father and son PNA team might be limited in number of games.

Ryno, not to sound mushy but its not the same w/o you here. But we're still having a good time.

Come to think of it, this is the first time your name came up.


stuntman

July 27, 2007
1:11:25 PM

Entry #: 2285745
Day 1.1 Mudslide 1 - Cornicelli 0

Smitty

July 27, 2007
1:15:34 PM

Entry #: 2285753
this is great, a running diary of the pna trip

stuntman

July 27, 2007
1:25:57 PM

Entry #: 2285781
John and Tom first strikeout victims. She was cute too.

Ryno

July 27, 2007
1:37:41 PM

Entry #: 2285810
Shocker that mudslides are flowing. I doubt Rob Raymond and his handy travelling blender had anything to do with that.

Soxfan7

July 27, 2007
1:38:53 PM

Entry #: 2285814
Good Luck gents! Wish I could have made the trip. Next year!!!

stuntman

July 27, 2007
1:44:40 PM

Entry #: 2285825
If you weren't already at Stage 3 you would be with us right now. So grow a pair and take the 9 hour drive and get up here. The only thing this team lacks is a singles hitting DH. ps. Courtesy runners allowed.

Soxfan7

July 27, 2007
2:23:45 PM

Entry #: 2285906
DH, I should be playing 3rd or SS. Oh and when do I ever need a courtesy runner? You must be mistaking me for Ryno..

OAWMF

July 27, 2007
2:28:35 PM

Entry #: 2285916
You guys are just lucky Jencksy isn't there cause then you wouldn't be able to sleep without the eclipse coming over n droppin the sacman on your foreheads....

hodde

July 27, 2007
3:41:34 PM

Entry #: 2286070
good luck to you guys in pa kick some ass . keep rob raymond away from mudslides until its over he is getting to old for this shit .

OAWMF

July 27, 2007
3:48:54 PM

Entry #: 2286087
Oh yeah BTW Julio the tournament is here next year. Just to let ya know...

OAWMF

July 27, 2007
3:52:24 PM

Entry #: 2286096
Or Bob or Sean or Chuck lol damn Stntmn keep out of my head I once had all their names right.

stuntman

July 27, 2007
5:10:16 PM

Entry #: 2286298
Bob, that was for Ryno. You jumped into the conversation midstream.

Had some batting practice then hit the PNA for "just a quick beer". The five young guns were working it with some chick in traffic but our cock blocker would not have any of that and shot them down.

#25, we have the same problem with 2 of the new guys.


Ryno

July 27, 2007
6:32:43 PM

Entry #: 2286434
Cock blocker? I thought Ray was not making the trip this year. Do we have a new cock block on the team?

stuntman

July 28, 2007
5:18:22 PM

Entry #: 2287476
Not a good day in PNA land. We went 1-3 and are out of it. I will have some details later but we're wallowing in self pity right now.

Good news is it's still early and with no games tomorrow we can let loose tonight.


Ryno

July 28, 2007
6:31:00 PM

Entry #: 2287545
Worst performance ever. I'll bet none of you get laid either.

stuntman

July 29, 2007
8:34:57 AM

Entry #: 2287970
Unfortunately Ryno, you're probably right.

Some observations from this weekend:

Anthony Mansour is the only pitcher in PNA history to never throw a strike.

Apparantly Ron Horta found a way to get VERY drunk VERY fast.

John Lagerwhosyourmama has never found an object he wouldn't stick up his dorky shorts.

Rob Raymond came thru again with some well made and abundant mudslides.

Tom Popcorn-icelli was on his best behavior, so that saves a lot of typing.

The young guys whooped it up a little last night but since none of them are awake and alert yet can't find out any dirt.

On the plus side of softball Neil Lesniak drilled the only homeruns for the Local PNA (3).



stuntman

July 29, 2007
9:03:31 PM

Entry #: 2288745
Well, everyone is home safe and sound, although a little disappointed. We should have had a much better showing.

As memories come thru out of the fog I will post more happenings.


Mac

July 29, 2007
10:16:22 PM

Entry #: 2288855
all i know is TC, the thought was definately there this guy says i feel like the guys need to eat we need food he takes off to the store buys a grill,(which was one of the most jerry-rigged legs on a grill ive ever seen and once that fell. the good old beer cans ,empty of course under the grill using them as legs), some dogs with sand on em (cause i tripped over the grill haha) and most importantly he remembered the condiments u name it, it was there now if thats not something special i dont know what is hahah

And in lighter news....Popcornicelli he not only is thoughtful, but he also baught me some construction paper and crayons and we revised a letter to the league we figured we would send it from a different location than last year anyone can go to mass and send one haha he said he has had some experience in that department and that i could possibly be on his level one day in letter writing but im a rookie in that department as well have fun in hershey

and i wont keep it from ya in the last game i played right and after the ball almost took off ronnie perry's head at first and came to me i see rob raymond at home plate just checking out the runner calling for the ball and i flat out airmailed it over the backstop down the hill that was a tough sorry guys atleast i didnt strick out hahaa

thanks for having me guys i had a really good time


Ryno

July 30, 2007
8:22:35 AM

Entry #: 2289228
I am not sure that popcornacelli is the same guy I roomed with a couple of years ago. This guy is out buying grills and cooking hotdogs but when I room with him he comes with no soap, toothpaste, cologne, q-tips. Nothing but a toothbrush and clean underwear. So he uses up all of my stuff.

Mac nice throw. Were the games at the sewage treatment plany again? I can't wait to hear all of the other stories.


Mac

July 30, 2007
10:48:02 AM

Entry #: 2289477
hahaha o i didnt room with him either he brought the family down with him so he was in check ( for the most part) we played at a differnt feild we practiced at the sh*t house and next to the buses but when the games were announced we had to go past the glassport pna up the hill and back into a neighborhood then it was like right on top of a mountain u looked down u could see trains and workers stuff like that and of course a river everywhere u go in pa theres a river haha

the first team we played were very beatable we had a few errors in the first inning or 2 that hurt us but we only lost by 2 or 3 in that one and they ended up going undefeated we just couldnt link things together enough to get anything mounted i had a blast tho hope some of them teams come up here next year thatll b fun to show them aroudn


tommyc

August 1, 2007
9:28:06 AM

Entry #: 2293849
I was on best behavior had wife and kids with me. I felt like a recovering drug addict living in a crack house. so much to do but i had to be good!!! Team play was a little disappointing but great group of guys who had some great laughs. Shuffle board is the next big thing sweeping the country ask Tmac, Jay Derrick, and any other guy who gave it a shot it is plain nasty!! Next year i promise different results!!

Directions to field from anywhere:
Go over the bridge, up the hill, over the bridge , down the hill, over the bridge and up the other hill and it is on your right



Mac

August 1, 2007
5:32:32 PM

Entry #: 2294991
ya shuffle board definately is the next BIG THING that is going to hit all the bars and if it doesnt looks like we will have to take another trip to pa and enjoy there tables

hahahah those are the exact directions to the feild , the bar, the strip club, back to the hotel. but on the way back to the hotel there is usually a bunch of red lights were we can stop and yell from car to car at one another

hahahaha tc you were on your best behavior i thought i had atleast 10 minutes to drink the rest of my beer then all of a sudden hes like ok mac we are leaving say your goodbyes and meet me in the car we all know that beer went in my pocket and out the door with me and i tried hitting on every girl in the pna then realized that ill probably never see them again and if i do chances are i wont remember them anyway so i jumped in the car and off we went haha good times tho you missed a good time at the strip club just a few adjectives to describe the girls fat, drunk, ugly, and last but definately not least worthless. ill never forget this i walk in a lil late everyone else has been there now for a bit the drunkest stripper ive ever seen is dancing in front of sean ( plays for pna in sunday morning) then all of a sudden she decides she is gonna do a yokozuna splash onti his lap i dont know if it was him or me that let out the yelp but that sure as hell couldnt have felt good, then she gets off stage and walks to the bar as im getting a beer tells me and the bartender wow i need a water i think ive had a bit to much to drink i look at her then to the bartender ( who had all her teeth) and said You think youve had to much? honey try your way past the limit u need to sit down and not move for the rest of the nite i dont think she ddi either hahah


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