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| EW33
March 30, 2008
1:59:38 AM
Entry #: 2681076
| - Who gets more attention? Mertog or Britney?
- True or False. By the end of the season Dutilly will have more teeth than Artie will have hits.
- Mac is as good at the weekly picks as Fisky is at staying sober.
- The PNA will return to the top of the league again this year, despite Ryno's absence.
- Beaver has the coolest nickname in the league. Next to lb4lb.
- Knight is bigger than before, but can he get his arms around his pecs to swing the bat?
- True or False. Rob Raymond's pitches are as illegal as Dutilly was in 2006.
- What is the over under on the number of days before Fisky gets his CJ membership revoked?
- Which Harris player looks like Mr. Clean? (minus the muscles)
- Mac is one of the best outfielders in the league. Imagine how good he would be if Johnny Damon's arm wasn't an upgrade.
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| Uncle Mertog
March 30, 2008
2:34:04 AM
Entry #: 2681086
| Great stuff Ernie, you are the man!
1. I think Britney still gets more attention since I don't have Emo fags screaming "Leave Mertog alone" on You Tube.
2. I'm going to go with False, since Artie can always grow more tits(and he probably will)while Dutilly will only lose more teeth.
3. This is a tough one, since both are seemingly impossible. Fiskey has about as much chance as staying sober as Lindsay Lohan does of staying out of rehab and Mac has about as much of a chance at beating Mertog at the weekly picks as
I do of winning this years homerun derby.
4. THe PNA back at the top of the league again? Without Rob Raymond or Ryno? I'm going to say a nice respectable 4th place finish for the Naaaaa, behind The Orange Crush VFW, Crowe and Moulton.
5. Beaver is the coolest name period. Just like my favorite college football team, Penn State who happen to play in Beaver stadium located in Happy Valley. Tell me that wasn't done on purpose.
6. Chris doesn't need to get his arms around his pecs, he can hit the ball out with one of his pecs. The man is a freak.
7. This is TRUE. The arc on Rob's pitches is so high that it causes rain.
8. The over under is zero. I'm sure he has already had it revoked.
9. No idea.
10. Mac is definately one of the best outfielders in the league despite the lip wristed throwing style.
What do I win?
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| Ryno
March 30, 2008
7:07:38 AM
Entry #: 2681107
| - Britney still has much nicer tits.
- Artie will bat himself leadoff for the first 19 games just to make sure he gets the 7 hits required to outnumber Dutilly's teeth.
- Mac is ok here. Every once in a while he picks a good one. Fiskey is never sober.
- The PNA is back on top. Adding me in will only humiliate the rest of you, rather than just soundly beat you.
- Beaver, Guapo, lb4lb, are all sweet. But let's not forget everyones pal. The Wyld Stallions own superfly PUDDIN'
- Knight is nmarried now and is bound to get fat.
- Rob Raymond has never thrown a legal pitch. How is he supposed to pitch USSSA?
- I thought Fiskey already had is CJ membership revoked? Maybe it would be easier to figure out which bars he is not banned from.
- I have no clue who any Harris players are.
- Mac gets props for showing up on my night of in-law inflicted debotchery.
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| RyMan
March 30, 2008
10:08:13 AM
Entry #: 2681172
| -Mert gets the same amount of attention, but a different kind.
-Knight could hit further one-handed then I can with both hands and an ultra II. He could also just stare down the ball and intimidate it into going where he wants.
-PNA is always a top 3 to top 5 team in the league, but from what I hear about some of these other teams, PNA hasn't upgraded enough to take the top spot.
-And lastly, Rob Raymond's pitches so high, the pitches would fail a drug test. But he's one of the 2 top pitchers in the league so he must be doin something right.
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| EW33
March 30, 2008
10:19:28 AM
Entry #: 2681183
| Love the responses so far, but ryman they added mike manwhore and da broz. These are two guys that can hit at least 550 on sunday mornings and can play almost anywhere. Well broz could a few years ago now hes prolly stuck pitching or infield. I have a man crush on manwhore anyways the guy is right up there with johnstone in my book. The guy comes to the field does what is asked of him and never complains. I gotta be careful before i get accused of a man crush.
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| lb4lb
March 30, 2008
12:28:35 PM
Entry #: 2681342
| 1. Kate. Just wanted to type K-A-T-E.
2. Artie controls the mystery book at VFW. The one that was mysteriously LOST summer 2005. The one that had Campbell playing 8 games in 2005. If he can find 8 games for Campbell he can find a 600 average for himself. Hell , he did it last year. His book might as welll be an etch-a-sketch.
3. In the Coventry Softball Movie, Fisky is slowly assuming the role once played by Ricky Reynolds.
4. Micknames? I alwasy liked " Overrated" for Lukowitz and INCHiro for Lawnman
5. Knight? Bigger? Can he hit it out of Foster with one hand? I want him to try. THAT would be something.
6. ROBRAY. There are 24 USSSA umps that now have free lawn care and dibs one prime POND Property in Coventry. Rob knows how to take care of business. Of course, George Hanrahans front yard will now look like the outfield at Club Jogues.
Gotta go. Meeting. Got to listen to Coach Ian take full credit for single handedly leading his team to the Championship last summer not giving one iota of credit to what is known as that Championship Magic that one gets with a Botelho Sports sponsorship.
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| EW33
March 30, 2008
3:55:11 PM
Entry #: 2681533
| Just a glove is enough sometimes, lb4lb.
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| hodde
March 30, 2008
7:22:26 PM
Entry #: 2681730
| ew i just got home how am i doing
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| Ryno
March 30, 2008
8:29:05 PM
Entry #: 2681815
| How come Ant can't be more like Mike? :)
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| EW33
March 30, 2008
8:56:20 PM
Entry #: 2681856
| Hodde did u have to take a crap and didnt want to do it out? Now you are back at the club knocking speakers over?
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| fiskey
March 31, 2008
9:06:05 AM
Entry #: 2682430
| EW, you have some nerve talking about drinking too much, Mr. Wine Shine!
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| fiskey
March 31, 2008
9:14:17 AM
Entry #: 2682449
| For everyones information fiskey is still allowed in all Coventry bars. I would like to throw out a thank you to the PNA for putting up with my shit again!
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| ANT
March 31, 2008
1:54:01 PM
Entry #: 2683086
| how come ryno through his hat into the woods more times than he got a hit last year?
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| Mac
March 31, 2008
7:41:18 PM
Entry #: 2683823
| Its a pretty close call to who gets the most hype mert or brit, the only thing is mert always has pants on when i see him and brittany is usually panty less so not a tough choice haha britney wins even tho she is a nut job
Wow id have to go with false. if artie plays here and there hes gonna pick up hits. dutilly unless he spends the savings from not seeing meng on brand new pearly whites i think artie is a safe bet
hey i dont see u throwing your picks up there we should all do it and winner gets some kind of cash prize or possibly liquid prize haha and fiskeys not a drunk he just plays one on tv.
PNA has never really gone anywhere they were always a solid team, ryno's backing off chances the dynamic a bit but all around there a pretty good team. adding mike was huge.
- Beaver has the coolest nickname in the league. Next to lb4lb. CANT ARGUE WITH THAT haha
knight is so big he could pick up a peice of 2x4 throw a rock up and hit it and the rock will explode (except for when he plays harris we hope he will b drunk haha) knights a monster easy as that
Having rob as your pitcher def is easier than having him pitch against ya he throws it 2 miles up and they call it a strike ( umpire change this year sorry rob ) no more calls
Ahhh id have to say id take the under on 50 days sorry fiskey just busting greatest player with buttons for nipples haha
Someone told me to say who does ernie from sesame street look like ...
rubber ducky your the one, you make bath time so much fun. bert come on man fetishes are one thing but rubber duckies and ernie you couldnt have just let her slip thru the cracks im sorry i had to let this out ernie. but its better to b able to face the fact that u and bert violate one another
Best outfeilder, worst outfeilder... i want to win and am willing to try my hardest. you can always get better and faster. thanks for the compliment and knock at the same time ... only if i had ernies pinky toe for my good luck charm we are gonna have to work something out. no lucky rabbit foot i need lucky ernie foot haha
i was dead serious about everyone doing there own picks and it being something like the ncaa basketball tournament brackets kinda for fun but def bragging rights. i know mert's in lets see who else will pick em ( i might scout this year mert haha ) cant go down 2 straight seasons
thw wine shine is some good shit tho
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| Smitty
March 31, 2008
8:03:12 PM
Entry #: 2683870
| i have actually been looking around to see if there is a way to do it. there are lots of sites for surveys and polls but no way to know who picked what. if anyone can find anything ill be happy to have it up. i thought the same thing mac, just like the ncaas
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| RyMan
March 31, 2008
8:28:53 PM
Entry #: 2683930
| I'd like to see the next Planet Mertog be Mert's in-depth picks for the entire season. A one paragraph overview of each team, where he thinks each team will finish and with what record, his picks on our brackets all the way through the playoffs, who he thinks takes it all, and some statistical picks for the major offensive categories, like who he thinks will finish with the most hrs, rbis, and total bases. Haven't seen a new planet in a while, and this one could be fun to keep track of as the season progresses.
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| Ryno
March 31, 2008
8:53:45 PM
Entry #: 2683981
| Nice comeback Ant. I think it may have been about an equal ratio of hat tosses to hits.
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| RyMan
March 31, 2008
10:29:04 PM
Entry #: 2684226
| I remember coming to a game the year before I joined the league and watched Ryno throw away his Wilson A2000 first base mitt. It was almost mine too, but there were too many people around the trash can.
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| Ryno
March 31, 2008
11:30:00 PM
Entry #: 2684337
| I retrieved it from the trash can but I rarely use it now. What a waste of 250 bucks.
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| RyMan
March 31, 2008
11:43:00 PM
Entry #: 2684359
| If its just taking up space, and the site of it is upsetting considering the investment, I'll gladly take it off your hands as a personal favor.
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| Smitty
March 31, 2008
11:47:01 PM
Entry #: 2684368
| ryno....i want that glove email me negotiations....imsmitty7@hotmail.com
ryman....i know the context of the new planet which will be arriving any day now.....
it covers the life of a manager...partly and we've talked about the next one being a season preview...that won't be out until after the 21st since thats when rosters are turned in....however i think we know the big moves of the offseason, but you never know until rosters are turned in....someone may call the botelhos manager and ask for a job (knight you know you want to play with stevens and tainsh again..haha)
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| Smitty
March 31, 2008
11:56:14 PM
Entry #: 2684381
| ryno.........i have a crush.....give it to ya for the glove
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| Smitty
March 31, 2008
11:58:02 PM
Entry #: 2684384
| i might have found a way to allow all readers to pick games every week............however, this might lead me into insanity tabulating the results so i might be looking for someone interested in reading response/tabulating them/giving me the results......anyone interested?
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| Smitty
April 1, 2008
12:13:27 AM
Entry #: 2684405
| mac/mert....if you picked a split and a team won 2 games, your record for that was 1-1 right?
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| Ryno
April 1, 2008
1:04:50 AM
Entry #: 2684458
| Ian are you referring to the mancrush you have on me or a bat? Don't be trying to sell me any of that Crush II or III shit either. I am talking old school original Crush.
You boys going to get in a bidding war over the glove? It's actually in excellent condition, almost brand new. I used it for about half a season then I got a new glove for when I play other positions and I just fell in love with the new one and I use it no matter what positiion I am playing. And it cost $210 less than the firstbasemans mitt.
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| RyMan
April 1, 2008
9:58:04 AM
Entry #: 2684744
| Don't listen to Smitty, he doesn't have an original crush. How do I know? Im pretty sure its the one I sold him a few years ago. I will start the bidding for this glove at a 2007 Worth JH M798 bat, 27.5 ounces, used for batting practice only, still has its whole life ahead of it.
Its a right handed throwers glove right?
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| Uncle Mertog
April 1, 2008
10:05:40 AM
Entry #: 2684756
| Smitty, if you picked a team to split and they won both it was 1-1 and visa versa. I'll help tabulate the results if you want...not a problem that will only ensure that I win each week, since like Dutilly I'm not beyond cheating.
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| RyMan
April 1, 2008
10:39:30 AM
Entry #: 2684848
| I'll help out any way I can Smitty. Let me know what you'd need me to do. ryman@tmail.com
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| Smitty
April 1, 2008
11:10:10 AM
Entry #: 2684911
| ryno-it is the bat ryman sold me. ive barely used it since.
mert and ryman-thanks for your help..ill let you know
ryman-thanks for jumping in on the glove i want. i really appreciate you raising the stakes so you can collect equipment.
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| RyMan
April 1, 2008
11:46:59 AM
Entry #: 2684994
| Sorry Smitty. I actually play first and could use a good mitt. I've never known you to play there. Ryno knows you a lot better than he knows me considering he doesn't know me at all, and that should give you preference in any deal. I just have an extra bat I won't be using, so im throwing it on the table.
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| Uncle Mertog
April 1, 2008
1:52:29 PM
Entry #: 2685372
| Say the word Smitty and I'll have his bid withdrawn...if you know what I mean!
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| RyMan
April 1, 2008
2:09:20 PM
Entry #: 2685424
| Et tu Mertog?
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| Ryno
April 1, 2008
5:08:37 PM
Entry #: 2685860
| Ryman I know who you ae. I remember you worshiping me from the crowd at PNA games. Then you played against us in fall league at City Park and then you moved. Ryno pays attention to all that surrounds him.
Unless I get an original Crush I am not looking for a bat. I deal in cash. In all honestly I am perfectly willing to part with the mitt since I don't use it. And while I weould like to get some value for it I am not going to have you guys emptying your checbooks either. Maybe we could meet up before a league meeting at the PNA and I can bring the glove to make sure you guys would like it first.
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| RyMan
April 1, 2008
6:11:27 PM
Entry #: 2686003
| Wow, im pretty impressed. You do know what's goin on around you. Remind me to never talk about you behind your back.
It wasn't so much worship as it was admiration of how you played. Plus I got a kick out of watching you lose your cool even though you were playin 10 times better then I imagine myself playin.
Unfortunately after the move back and having just recently started a new job, I don't deal in cash, I deal in trade. It was worth a shot. I've always wanted a Wilson A2000 first base mitt, but I concede it to you Smitty. I'll just learn to like the first base mitt I have.
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| OAWMF
April 1, 2008
6:41:57 PM
Entry #: 2686066
| HOLY SHIT ....quick someone get their camera phones and camcorder ready I think Ryno is making a break for it.
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| Ryno
April 3, 2008
6:08:49 PM
Entry #: 2690123
| HAHA. Excellent having "The Hoff" make acccusations.
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