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TOPIC: Mertog's Picks and a NEW PLANET |
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| Smitty
May 15, 2008
12:46:00 PM
Entry #: 2752795
| JUST KIDDING!!!
Apparently we are no longer a priority. Or he has reached celebrity status in his own mind and is now withholding his writing until it is demanded.
I'm pissed and I imagine I'm not the only one.
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| Ryno
May 15, 2008
1:14:27 PM
Entry #: 2752844
| I had already sent an email tirade to the author. He resonded that he had some family issues recently so we did take a backseat, and rightfully so.
However he did say he would get right back on the ball and that was almost a week ago. The statute of limitations is nearing it's end.
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| Riley99
May 15, 2008
4:13:03 PM
Entry #: 2753143
| This is not fair Mertog!! I find myself spending time with my wife watching American Idol and THE HILLS because i have nothing to read online. Please help me before its to late!!
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| Dutilly
May 15, 2008
5:41:36 PM
Entry #: 2753277
| hey Riley wouldnt it also bo nice to read our stats online also?
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| Dutilly
May 15, 2008
5:44:57 PM
Entry #: 2753288
| wow also twice in one sentence that what an ALP degree will get ya
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| lb4lb
May 15, 2008
6:12:09 PM
Entry #: 2753338
| Mert has run dry. Although, maybe he could write about texting Ian at 1030 monday evening.."come get stats" and Ian got out of the warmth of his bed ( and left you know who...Katie-bear ) ..let me repeat..HE GOT OUT OF HIS BED ..at 1130 and went to Merts house...in Scituate I am told...no 2 minute hop...drove to Merts house to pick up the f'n stats. Two minutes after he left..I rec a text "" loser gone. Thnks Im asleep. Where RU?"" I will tell you where I wasnt...I wasnt picking up the stats in Scituate at 1130 at Merts house. Hey Mert, do me favor..can you text Ian next monday at say about 930?....Thanks in advance...
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| RyMan
May 15, 2008
7:22:08 PM
Entry #: 2753420
| Unfortunately, if you're watching The Hills, its already too late, Riley. A moment of silence for our fallen softball brother..................ok that's enough.
It seems as though the planet has fallen out of its orbit and become more of a comet, gracing us only ever so often. Is this a bad thing though? Would we rather have the planet be a weekly occurance where Mertog runs the chance of running out of material and forcing out topics that in the end turn out sucking? Or would it be better that he be given the time to turn out a gem every once in a while? Though the former would quench the seemingly insatiable thirst for the knowledge contained in Mert's cranium, the latter could give all of us planet fans something great to look forward to and experience that childhood feeling we used to get when our monthly subscription of Maxim, or Cracked, or in lb4lb's case Playgirl magazine would arrive at the house.
I say leave the man be. The man is not unlike a contemplative monk, let his brain work the way it needs to. Im sure he'll soon drop a steaming brain-turd in your mind toilets that you'll all be more than happy to flush.
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| Chip
May 15, 2008
8:03:10 PM
Entry #: 2753462
| Ryman.. I'm calling you out on this...Why'd you miss Sunday's game? Then I call ya and get v-mail and finally ya miss practice. Ok...what's the scoop??
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| lb4lb
May 15, 2008
8:29:13 PM
Entry #: 2753503
| RyMan, I get PlayGirl for the articles. And answer Chip..the league needs to know why you arent trying to get better
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| RyMan
May 15, 2008
11:08:34 PM
Entry #: 2753711
| I couldn't go to sunday's game because I couldn't make it, Chip. Im always a maybe for wednesday practice, you should know that. I'll talk to you saturday about why I missed the game.
Bob, I am getting better. You can ask Chip. I'd hope he vouch for me that I've been hittin the crap out of the ball. I just didn't get to play much in the series versus Harris (although I kept a perfect scorebook, ask Chip again on that). And as you can tell I didn't go to the Club Jogues game, but they did fine without me as they will tend to do.
As far as the subscribing to Playgirl for the articles, that makes perfect sense. I was talking to Mrs. Lb4lb the other day and she mentioned how all your old magazines have all the pages with the pictures of dudes on em glued together. And also that she thinks the glue smells strange but familiar. Wait a second.....that's not glue!
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| Uncle Mertog
May 16, 2008
12:10:08 AM
Entry #: 2753788
| My sincerest apologies on not being able to get the planet and the picks in, but no bullshit...I had a death in the family...one of my closest cousins passed away in her sleep this weekend at the age of 25. Apparently she had been suffering from an severe eating disorder (Anorexia). I will be back at it very soon.
I assure you that I have not run out of material, although you guys haven't done much to help me out. No wild tales of debauchery to talk about.
LB4LB I assure you the Ian story will be in the planet. Ryman, I'm calling you out...where were you this weekend...for you to miss a game it must be a story worthy of the Planet. I assure you I will get to the bottom of this story.
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| Ryno
May 16, 2008
7:36:53 AM
Entry #: 2753942
| Riley no planet is no excuse for your turing gay. Get your ass out in the garage and build something now or you will lose your membership in the man club.
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| Hinske
May 16, 2008
4:46:43 PM
Entry #: 2754931
| SORRY TO HERE THAT MERT
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| RyMan
May 16, 2008
7:01:46 PM
Entry #: 2755112
| From what I recall, Mert, you have an anecdote about me makin its way into the next planet which is never a good thing for anyone. So why in my right mind should I give you more material? Also, my condolences on your loss.
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| Uncle Mertog
May 17, 2008
12:39:08 AM
Entry #: 2755372
| Thanks Hinske and Ryman. Ry...Oh yes, I definately have something planned for you my friend. I'll get to the bottom of your disapearance this weekend...and when I do...well you know the rest!
Riley...Dr. Mertog is in...be with you soon bro, hang in there and for God sakes stop watching Oprah.
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| hodde
May 17, 2008
2:06:31 PM
Entry #: 2755658
| riley do you really watch oprah??? lmao
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| hodde
May 17, 2008
2:07:50 PM
Entry #: 2755659
| sorry to hear of your loss mert
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| slezak3
May 18, 2008
10:08:13 AM
Entry #: 2756161
| See folks this is why we have those stupid security codes! Someone hacked Rileys computer and tryed to make him look like a sackless homo. Smitty I think we need more security! Mert very sorry to hear about your loss. Riley... someone did hack your computer right!?!
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| CA
May 22, 2008
9:08:42 PM
Entry #: 2762239
| Very sorry to hear about lost Mert
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| Uncle Mertog
May 22, 2008
10:35:43 PM
Entry #: 2762346
| Thanks guys! Greatly appreciated!
So does anyone have any comments on the New Planet? Was it up to snuff or did it just plain suck? I haven't heard a whisper as to what people thought of it.
Where's Chip? Where's Ryman? Where's Riley?
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| Ryno
May 22, 2008
11:09:56 PM
Entry #: 2762393
| Personally I am a little too disturbed by your infatuation with Chip's banana hammock to comment.
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| Ryno
May 22, 2008
11:17:37 PM
Entry #: 2762400
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| RyMan
May 22, 2008
11:39:37 PM
Entry #: 2762425
| I told you the MXB isn't safe! I told everyone but did anyone listen? Nope! And I had to miss games so none of you guys would get hurt.
Though I know my style and ability to identify bats is impressive yet unsanitary, I hear that Mertog's man-pucker can not only break in a softball bat, but can change the compression of a softball.
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| CA
May 23, 2008
3:27:42 PM
Entry #: 2763261
| Planet Mertog was what we expect, two words "FALCON PUNCH"
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| hodde
May 23, 2008
6:39:35 PM
Entry #: 2763489
| ryno that was some funny shit the nut bra
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| Uncle Mertog
May 23, 2008
11:21:30 PM
Entry #: 2763725
| CA...the Falcon Punch is a nice weapon to have in the arsenal, it never gets old.
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| Mac
May 24, 2008
1:27:29 AM
Entry #: 2763784
| HAHAHAHAHHHAHHA THE NUT BRA...... riley...only if ryno had found this invention years earlier. you would have been spared jenksy's nuts on your face.
for those of you who dont know ( whom i assume is many ) 99 im sorry but the story has to be told.... so i dont remember if it was fall ball or a tournament back in the old days maybe 2001 2002 season. we are playin and we have a lay over like most tournaments do so were all sittin in the parkin lot of clegg feild, riley decides it might b in his best interest to take a nap and not drink the beverages that are in front of us. next thing i know jenksy has his pants down and his balls are dangling now im still not sure til this day if the sac ever touched the face or not but ive played with craiger for years and ive never NEVER seen him move this fast his eyes opened saw jenksy's ass and balls and he was outta that chair. man i laughed my ass off
all could have been avoided with the nut bra.... man ryno just a bit to late.
and notice this time ryno that im signing on late nite the words are not scrambled and screwed up, altho i bleive dobeck and flavio are wasted haha
them girls cant hang .... and ive figured out who oawmf is as well u slippery bastard haha
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| Riley99
May 24, 2008
8:31:17 PM
Entry #: 2764180
| Mertog the new planet was great i had to send my wife to Florida with her mother for a week so i could catch up on all these posts. Smack is back i guess. No More American Idol or The Hills for this guy that shit is gay! Mertog you are always asking people to do some stupid shit so you have something to write about in the Planet. Well i guess the next one can be about how we can all chip in and donate some money to Hodde to repair his ass after the ripping it took for writing IS IT BAD FOR THE LEAGUE!!! hahahahah Tom i really dont remember that happening im serious.. are you sure that was me?
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| Uncle Mertog
May 25, 2008
1:35:49 AM
Entry #: 2764388
| Riley...glad I could help, hope that keeps you from watching the Hills or Oprah for a few months. I'll try to be more dilligent next time.
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| hodde
May 25, 2008
9:00:11 AM
Entry #: 2764456
| lmao riley you suck
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| Ryno
May 26, 2008
8:04:35 AM
Entry #: 2765087
| I used to have photographic evidence of Jenks doiong it to Roger Beaudry in Pittsburgh but it was on an old computer that died. No one ever saw old man Roger move that fst either.
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| Joe
May 26, 2008
11:39:08 PM
Entry #: 2765987
| Craig, Its Joe Im sure it was you. It was one of the tournaments that I played in. I wasnt there for many but that one I remember because Jenks nuts were on your face hahahaha.
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| duce
May 27, 2008
4:11:51 PM
Entry #: 2766996
| yea craig, its true those balls where dripping on your right cheek, its was hilarious. it was at harris bar and grill like 5 years ago
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| Riley99
May 27, 2008
4:25:48 PM
Entry #: 2767012
| Duce it must have been pretty funny if Tom said it happen at a field and you just said it happend at the Harris Bar and grill. If people wanna start rumors atleast get your story straight. If you want his balls on your face come to my house he'll walk across the street and tea bag ya.
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