Material Material Material, how much more material do you need, since your last planet we've had demonte piss off the entire town of coventry area and i think parts of connecticutt and mass aswell. Im here at work with about 20 state bids to get done by the 30th and yet i do nothing. I sit at my desk constantly clicking refresh, refresh, refresh, waiting in anticipation of when i will see that little yellow arrow next to the planet mertog tab on this damn website.
And what do i see through out the day about 4-5 post of the infamous mertog on the forum. The tease. Hoodde however you spell it has had a melt down, the village pub caught fire and started all sorts of controversy. And a few mental midgets have stepped into the relm of the great time bomb mikey d.
I miss the rants of how ian smith has you chained in the basement like the guys in pulp fiction. I do not know this ian smith but i am picturing a giant who stands 9 foot tall and caries a small child as a billy club. I personaly fear him from the images you have left me with.
For the love of god and for the sake of my company please please please ease my pain.
Smitty
June 20, 2008 4:43:13 PM
Entry #: 2800998
1. i wish i was 9 feet tall 2. i asked uncle what HIS deadline was today and he said hopefully monday or tuesday 3. you nailed most of the topics he's covering 4. if i had mert chained up in my basement, i would move out 5. irrelevant number 5. i guess i picked a good poll question with 60+ votes already in 16 hours....can't wait to see how this plays out
Mac
June 20, 2008 6:06:53 PM
Entry #: 2801076
smitty has turned into william wallace. hes 10 feet tall kills men by the hundreds.... ayyy and shoots fire balls out his arse hahahah (a lil braveheart reference) only you smitty only you haha and we do need a new planet, im gonna kidnap mert and bring him down to on the rochs get him good and drunk, have him rattle off all the stuff he wants to write and be like his secretary minus the sex in the office part. then ill log it into the computer all he will have to do is find smoe funny videos and some crazy pictures showing ryman at third base being pelted by kirby murphy and boom we have ourself a new planet.... im sure "oawmf" could help us with some funny videos if he ever stops smokin that shit with cheech and chong long enuf to open his eyes haha
Uncle Mertog
June 20, 2008 6:44:31 PM
Entry #: 2801105
A new "Planet" is on the way, covering the material that you mentioned in addition to a few others that have been hush hush until this point. This one might shock the world as one of the most celebrated and beloved figures of Coventry Softball is revealed for his true self.
Smitty
June 21, 2008 1:24:24 AM
Entry #: 2801497
hinske...i don't know why you and ryno and ew and all the other non-posters are so bored at work. i know this is what you guys do all day. i could never get away with this as a teacher.
Hinske
June 21, 2008 9:56:07 AM
Entry #: 2801626
Well smitty us in the sales field do work about 10% of the time so yes your right we have a battle royal about 1 a week. I actually have those guns under my desk.
Ryno
June 21, 2008 10:24:01 AM
Entry #: 2801638
Mertog gays like EW like to come out on their own so don't out him in the planet.
Smitty I work alone in my office so I have to entertain myself. But the premise of your video is correct. I don't do much work.
Dionne
June 21, 2008 12:10:06 PM
Entry #: 2801694
For someone else who works in an office it is boring and there isn't much to do but Hinske is right...this whole every other month in between planets is killing me!! I need Mert to step up and help us all out with his underrated, much appreciated literary prowess
Uncle Mertog
June 21, 2008 12:32:11 PM
Entry #: 2801711
Everytime I think I'm finished with the Planet, someone steps up and does something even more fucked up than the previous target...it's either feast or famine....right now it's feast, I can hardly contain my tee hee's.
Ryno, thanks for spoiling the Planet, and by the way....Big Ern is not coming out he's been out, that's no secret. I'm talking about something far more insidious in nature.
Ryno
June 22, 2008 2:04:23 AM
Entry #: 2801882
Perhaps writing smaller segments on a more frequent basis will solve all of your problems. You can catch topics while they are hot before they are overtaken by the new flavor of the week. Such as missing out on the ryman bashing because Mikeyd backed the PNA and then went on a rampage later in the post. Now you have to play catch up and go back to find the ryman stuff.
Not to mention the eerie silence of artiekarate. It's like he is hunkered down in his bunker putting together the game plan to beat the big red machine. But I have a feeling I will be seeing and hearing him in about 7 hours.
Smitty
June 24, 2008 4:46:49 PM
Entry #: 2805570
alright...you got your wish its posted
Hinske
June 24, 2008 4:56:54 PM
Entry #: 2805593
ahhhhhhh relief
OAWMF
June 24, 2008 6:34:53 PM
Entry #: 2805744
Great as always Mert.
Jeffc_28
June 24, 2008 8:13:05 PM
Entry #: 2805851
Everything I wanted to say about Ryman, was said in the planet, Nice Job Mert
RyMan
June 24, 2008 11:44:16 PM
Entry #: 2806135
Everything you wanted to say, Jeff? Couldn't just say em yourself? Maybe once your balls drop. Let me know. By the way, nice hittin this season dude. We coulda used a hitter like you a few years ago in our fall ball league.
