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TOPIC: Ryman Facts |
| Hinske
June 24, 2008
10:22:35 AM
Entry #: 2804878
| In lew of all this kirby talk i thought i would throw in some things about ryman while we are at it. i dont know him too well but what i have gatherd from him is this.
when ryman swings he shits himself.
Ryman once watched a 54 team utrip tournament and actually carried every players bat bag.
Ryman once reached in his bat bag for a mutant and pulled out a hotdog with mustard
the Irs is so scared of kirby that ryman had to pay his taxes too.
when ryman makes contact with the ball little girls giggle.
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| RyMan
June 24, 2008
10:52:46 AM
Entry #: 2804935
| I didn't even start the "Kirby Facts" post!! But since you brought it up:
RyMan barely pays his own taxes
The little girls that giggle when RyMan swings are all locked in Hinske's trunk (because he's a dangerous pedophile)
RyMan doesn't really care for hot dogs.
Today is RyMan's birthday.
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| lb4lb
June 24, 2008
10:56:24 AM
Entry #: 2804941
| Happy Birthday RyMan. I enjoy your posts. Should you survive the Rochs game I will buy you a beer.
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| Hinske
June 24, 2008
11:05:18 AM
Entry #: 2804958
| rymans tears gives you aids and hes always crying so watch out.
ryman beleives in angels he prays to them that noone hits it to him.
when ryman looks in the mirror rupaul is looking back at him.
happy birthday buddy
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| RyMan
June 24, 2008
11:10:47 AM
Entry #: 2804973
| Thanks, Bob. Can I get cash value instead of the beer? Im starting to think my dismal numbers this year is due to my total lack of drinking. Further testing is needed.
As far as me surviving the game versus Mertog's AARP All Stars, im not worried. Any notion of me ending up at the hot corner against any team has long disappeared from Chip's mind. I think the most you'll see is a game at the warm corner (first base), if that. But I'll be there, hoping not to foul one off someone colostomy bag.
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| RyMan
June 24, 2008
12:16:15 PM
Entry #: 2805091
| My tears do not cause AIDS! Other bodily fluids, well we're still waiting on the results........
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| DJ
June 24, 2008
1:45:21 PM
Entry #: 2805246
| Ryman is the fist and only softball player to receive an intentional strike out.
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| Ryno
June 24, 2008
1:55:28 PM
Entry #: 2805261
| This post was mildy amusing.
Happry birthday ryman. I'll buy you a beer after the game Sunday.
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| DJ
June 24, 2008
1:58:16 PM
Entry #: 2805266
| Due to the nature of Ryman's speed, a shot to the warning track is still considered to be under the infield fly rule.
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| Smitty
June 24, 2008
4:01:19 PM
Entry #: 2805479
| happy birthday
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| gopher
June 25, 2008
10:00:10 AM
Entry #: 2806432
| Happy delayed birthday....Rocket Ryman
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