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Author TOPIC: IT'S TOP TEN TIME
Witt 18

June 26, 2008
1:19:22 PM

Entry #: 2808571
The wait is over, get up on your feet, put those hands together, and let's get ready to RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

10. The Clubbers
Times have been rough lately trying to field a team. I think i even saw Webby on the field last week. If anyone has seen a Clubber out there please phone Webby at 1-800-CLU-BBER so he can go round his guys up.

9. Heartland Sportsbar
I really want to tell you i love these guys and they are incredible ballplayers but i can't becouse i don't know who the hell they are but hey, they have only lost 2 games according to the standings(unless Rob is doing the standings and they might not be updated). Go Heartland Go, I love the name by the way, I should sell my Heartland Baking cookies at your Heartland Sportsbar.

8. Clearly Cut
My boy J.T. is back from throwing sand bags and you are back in my top ten brother. I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!

7. Just One More
Should be a little bit higher with the talent pool they have but i am sorry, there is no way i can put you any higher than 7 unless Hines gives me those shorts he was wearing last night so i can burn them. You have to be kidding me, what the hell were you thinking.

6. Gettin' Stiff Co-Ed
This team is making there season debut. With a 14-0 record and two big sweeps of Clubbers and Miss-n-Hitters there seems to be nothing stopping them. Also they had two key late season acquisitions. Some ugly dude and this hot little Japaneese chick.

5. Ramey Insurance
These guys are climbing up my top ten quicker than my Mariners are falling into the cellar. Next week is fast approaching with World of Fitness waiting to reclaim the top spot and don't worry the Bitches will be there along with plenty of cookies.

4. Team Blast
As the regular season is coming to a close Ronny still has these guys playing tough and hoping to secure that #1 seed. Definately have some tough games coming up, should be a good test.

3. World of Fitness
Absolutely rolled the Buzz last night right out of Marion and right out of my top ten. I think they were getting prepared for the big showdown next week.

2. Knights of Columbus/180/Gold's Gym/El
Diablo's/Whatever other names you go by
Same team,couple different faces but will kick your ass all over the place if you look at them wrong. Go win a state championship this weekend.

1. Anna Moose Softball
I don't have one good reason why we should be here at #1 but all i know is i am the coach, it is my poll, and my team has a huge tournament this weekend and i want to be ranked #1 going into it. THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!!!





RookE

June 26, 2008
2:50:30 PM

Entry #: 2808698
LMFAO!!!! as always wow, great, plus i agree with you on the shorts hines has. I told him " here's to you mr. striped short nut hugger man."

Lynx

June 26, 2008
3:28:43 PM

Entry #: 2808771
Joe, Great job as always. As a buddy of John Hines, a fellow Knight, Just One More team member, and 180/can't talk about it team guy. I agree with your assesment totally. I'm gonna make him loose the banana pants so we can at least move up in the standings and have some self respect! Good luck this weekend as the #1 team in the land!

JAKE

June 26, 2008
8:52:13 PM

Entry #: 2809277
Joe in my defense i'd love to stop wearing those shorts but with the price of gas, rising health care and cost of living, those pants and their ability to keep my sperm count low are really me and April's most cost efficent method of birth control. Plus i'm catholic and that rules out condoms. So to sum up, the Pope wants me in those pants.

Ohney

June 26, 2008
10:43:53 PM

Entry #: 2809440
If the Pope seen you in those shorts he might rethink the Birth Control Issue!

RookE

June 27, 2008
7:22:22 PM

Entry #: 2810604
I agree with O! if anyone paid attention, that was the first night April didn't show in commercial ball, hummmmmmm wonder why hahaha

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