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TOPIC: Memo to the Entire League |
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| Chip
July 9, 2008
9:16:16 PM
Entry #: 2824467
| Due to the most recent alligations regarding my team, I am personally letting the entire league know that this week and this week only my stats will show EVERY PLAYER going 4 - 4. If there is a problem with this, I will be at Raven Woods field playing A+ Mortgage from 10-12ish. If you do not know who I am, my uniform number is 2 and I will be in Left Center Field.
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| OAWMF
July 9, 2008
9:18:33 PM
Entry #: 2824471
| Oh I will be there and I will brrrrrrrrrrrrrinnnggggggggg it.!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Chip
July 9, 2008
9:29:02 PM
Entry #: 2824489
| Joey...hope to see you there. Let Eddie know that I'll do your stats for this week too.
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| OAWMF
July 9, 2008
9:30:08 PM
Entry #: 2824490
| lol sure thing. I didnt say when though. Can we meet up at the PNA later instead lol
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| bigrex
July 9, 2008
10:00:25 PM
Entry #: 2824527
| chip can I play for you next year I like the scoring.......
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| Chip
July 9, 2008
10:03:35 PM
Entry #: 2824533
| I'll be doing some dumping of players and adding some. I'm going to need a professional scorekeeper, new bases, for my friends at On The Rochs as well as Josh Dionne, some new shorts.
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| RyMan
July 9, 2008
11:15:39 PM
Entry #: 2824631
| Even with you giving everyone 4-4 on the day, I'll find a way to go 1-4
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| Ryno
July 9, 2008
11:24:15 PM
Entry #: 2824649
| I think the funniest part would be if Ryman actually did get 4 hits and no one would believe him.
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| Uncle Mertog
July 10, 2008
1:37:16 AM
Entry #: 2824802
| Chip...just so you know, I think you are one of the most stand up guys in the league and without question, you have the nicest legs on a dude that I have ever seen.
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| Uncle Mertog
July 10, 2008
1:39:27 AM
Entry #: 2824804
| Oh....my boy Rex trying to get traded, anyone interested in seeing how a guy who goes 4 for 5 winds up going 0 for 5?
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| M.C.B
July 10, 2008
6:29:47 AM
Entry #: 2824845
| four for four is nothing. Carlo went five for four our last game against Chip.
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| EW33
July 10, 2008
6:40:26 AM
Entry #: 2824847
| yep carlo made 5 outs in only 4 at bats. He hits into more double plays than Mertog!
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| RyMan
July 10, 2008
7:19:50 AM
Entry #: 2824864
| 5 for 4? Did you go by Chip's scorebook?
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| Smitty
July 10, 2008
11:01:14 AM
Entry #: 2825125
| after tearing into people for 3 days for ripping his team...now he makes jokes
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| RyMan
July 10, 2008
11:07:56 AM
Entry #: 2825139
| I am making jokes. Im making light of the absurdity that's occured the past few days.
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| Uncle Mertog
July 10, 2008
1:05:03 PM
Entry #: 2825336
| By the time I'm finished he'll be batting negative integers.
Big Ern, stop your whining....you were doubled up by two steps!
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| M.C.B
July 10, 2008
5:49:34 PM
Entry #: 2825818
| Mertog, how does big ern and kirby look in the middle of our lineup for next year? Kirby has played with Carlo and Darin over the last ten years. If Brad and Steve Yankee come you know Kirby will.
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| lb4lb
July 10, 2008
6:33:03 PM
Entry #: 2825873
| Lets get one thing straight: if Big Ern goes free agent he is going to Ian's team. We will out bid you, plain and simple. Having him will def force my retirement because there will be no room for me in the lineup..there really isnt this year. Ian and Ern are having one of those summer softball romances that you see every year. I think you're cool, you think I'm cool, we both hate Artie...hey, lets play together next year! Imagine Gorman Ernie Considine Dean Nate and Darin batting in a row...followed by a host of OAWMF...then cleaned up by Stevens
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| Brian Stevens
July 10, 2008
8:15:06 PM
Entry #: 2825967
| my softball career is hanging on by a thin string. I don't know if I will be cleaning anything up besides the throwup in my car after my mudslides on Sunday.
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| M.C.B
July 10, 2008
8:17:28 PM
Entry #: 2825970
| lb4lb, I thought everybody hates Artie
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| Littleguy
July 10, 2008
8:38:05 PM
Entry #: 2825990
| Well Hope there is a team out there that wants a guy who will show up every week and just wants to have fun istead of caring about HRs and Hits cause I am on my way out! I cant compete with Monsters and stat padding!
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| Uncle Mertog
July 10, 2008
9:51:41 PM
Entry #: 2826051
| Motor City Bomber....Kirby is locked in for three years with Patriot, not going to happen.
Little Guy quit your bitching.... you sound like a whiney little fag, now crawl back under your toadstool you dimmented little troll.
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| Littleguy
July 10, 2008
10:03:43 PM
Entry #: 2826069
| Hey Mertog Didnt you say you have bad knees?? Oh you will if you keep it up! I must be nice I am sorry I appreciate your tip this week it helped alot! I need some UFC tips because Botelho is sponsoring the fight between Wee-man from the stallions and me! i need to raise some money for a cycle of Hawaiian Punch! Isnt that how this site goes?? You call someone out then you kiss their ass?? Wow alot of mood swings going on here. This is worse than having to watch The View and listen to their bitchfest!
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| ant77
July 10, 2008
10:44:46 PM
Entry #: 2826132
| Littleguy you should try my anger management program, trust me it helps.
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| RyMan
July 10, 2008
11:13:25 PM
Entry #: 2826174
| In an interview with Mr. Murphy, he said and I paraphrase that he is his own man and has been since he started playing the game. He doesn't need package deals, he makes his own deals. He plays for Patriot Oil because he gave his word to Ryan Hodges and Kirby is a man of his word. He did say, however, that he may entertain the idea of leaving the team if Patriot Oil cuts his personal bat bag assistant....yours truely.
I can't blame the guy for wanting to follow me to wherever I may go. How did I become so proficient at carrying bat bags you ask? 1. Lift with the legs. 2. Keep the bag close to your body to reduce arm strain and 3. Wear Botelho brand back braces! Now available in sizes ranging from "littleguy" to "chris knight"
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| EW33
July 11, 2008
2:45:20 AM
Entry #: 2826345
| Are we talking about kirby's bat bag or his ball bag? I think you are a bit guilty of trying to lift them both.
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| RyMan
July 11, 2008
6:02:50 AM
Entry #: 2826372
| Figures you'd think up a homo-erotic fantasy like that Ern. Gross
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| Brian Stevens
July 11, 2008
8:59:38 AM
Entry #: 2826473
| after the anger managaement program you could also stop watching "The View"
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| gopher
July 11, 2008
10:10:27 AM
Entry #: 2826557
| Ryman
I am sure you are well aware that they might need to be cuts on the OIL Team due to the fact of rising oil prices and canonly sponsor so many players. And I also take you to be some what off a smart guy and this photo proves that to the rest of the league.
Here you are talking to the biggest cheater in the league and the biggest Villan in the league and i would only guess that you are working on a deal that would bring Kirby over to the Dark side as long as they take his ball/bag boy with him. Great thinking!!!!
P.S
Big Ern is taking application's now for a future bag/ball boy that can also play softball
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| RyMan
July 11, 2008
11:32:41 AM
Entry #: 2826684
| Im only Kirby's bat boy/fan club president, not his agent. The only thing I've ever been able to talk him into doing, is not killing me on a daily basis.
The picture in question was me asking Dutilly and Artie what I should do if anyone badmouths my team on the forum. We all saw how well that advice panned out. I've learned my lesson. 2 good guys though. Probably because they were drunk
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| lb4lb
July 11, 2008
12:29:37 PM
Entry #: 2826771
| Little Guy...dont be so critical of your talents. You are a good LITTLE player. You played a SHORT right field and caught everything..saved the game at one point if I am not mistaken. We should be together an all midget team....
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| Uncle Mertog
July 11, 2008
1:46:45 PM
Entry #: 2826861
| The circus is looking for tumbling midgets!
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| Ryno
July 11, 2008
4:15:54 PM
Entry #: 2827103
| Big Ern will don the red and white of the PNA when he is done with his current team. I have offered my position at first base and my spot in the batting order. Which would drop me down to a full time DH that bats 10th. We have also offered to bring his personal gummer to carry his bags. Both bat and scrotum.
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| Littleguy
July 11, 2008
6:18:28 PM
Entry #: 2827260
| Will yuo sponsor my all Midget team for fall ball? Hey Smitty is there room to add another team?
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| Smitty
July 11, 2008
9:16:10 PM
Entry #: 2827411
| fall ball is league teams first then any team that wants in.
im not sure of the cap because there are only so many weeks and also because rob raymond has run it all 3 years.
rob raymond are you running it again? maybe you can make your first post, right here, right now. its the right time. i also know 2 or 3 other people that want to put their own teams in.
maybe we should do a draft.
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| Ryno
July 11, 2008
10:12:34 PM
Entry #: 2827453
| Rob is only able to post during weekdays when cuteagent deciphers his mudslide induced ramblings and posts for him.
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| lb4lb
July 11, 2008
10:16:39 PM
Entry #: 2827460
| Alright..this is a big announcement: We all know the name is every where. I never really thought about it until reading the Stevens report. Warwick Team, Coventry Team, Prata, Trust. Warwick American Little League, Apponaug Pitbulls, Coventry Sharks, Tri-town Titans, Girls soccer, Cranston Little League, an Over 65 Team . Now, spearheading a new trend..personal sponsorships..Stevens, Rockstar, Guns and Hinske.....now..heres the announcement..I am taking on RyMan as my newest walking billboard. Think about it...eventually Vernet is going to bloody him up...cops called...Channel 10 shows up...theres my BOTELHO SPORTS shirt on the news as they wheel RyMan into a rescue. Marketing genius. Ryman, I am serious. Prata got cuffed and yanked out the bar for you know what...while wearing a Botelho Insurance T-shirt. There is no such thing as bad publicity. Ryman, You name it you got it.
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| Ryno
July 11, 2008
10:36:03 PM
Entry #: 2827476
| Is there a marketing slogan for that?
"All the bad boys in Rhode Island get their insurance here"
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| RyMan
July 11, 2008
11:31:58 PM
Entry #: 2827532
| Buy me a 27oz Miken Recoil (USSSA, balanced) and not only will I tattoo "Botelho Sports" across my back (along with a picture of your ugly mug), I'll go pick a fight with Chris Knight and Fiskey so the beating will not only be painful, but also messy. Not sure we'd get that effect from verny boy.
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| lb4lb
July 12, 2008
10:10:54 AM
Entry #: 2827697
| deal...and....we get a lb4lb battoo on the Miken ( www.battoo.net )
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| Hinske
July 12, 2008
11:01:00 AM
Entry #: 2827724
| If you buy him a bat im walking. thats like buying a guy with no arms gloves. How bout me and rockstar break him in half and tattoo lb4lb all over our bodies. I refuse to sign any contract with any sponsor that condones gay porn.
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| RyMan
July 12, 2008
11:34:05 AM
Entry #: 2827746
| You wana get together with another guy, tattoo another guys forum nickname "all over your bodies" and manhandle yet another guy.......but im gay? Think someone needs to slap the balls out of your mouth so you can think about things without distraction.
Speaking of gloves for a guy with no arms, I could use new batting gloves too Bob.
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| Hinske
July 12, 2008
12:05:47 PM
Entry #: 2827765
| That coming from a guy with a kirby murphy authentic hair doll under his pillow. The next thing you know you will be making weekly posts like MR NICE GUY on what kirby murphy authentic gear you have for sale. For the sake of the softball gods you must be destroyed for the simple fact you even where batting gloves when you "hit" if thats what you want to call your convulsions in the batters box.
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| lb4lb
July 12, 2008
12:05:51 PM
Entry #: 2827766
| Hinske....I understand. You cant possibly sign for the same deal as RyMan. We will work it out. Its like Manny getting paid the same as Lugo. But, I have to tap into this whole " Softball Guy " thing. The guys who love the game more than you or I will ever and yet to what has to be their absolute heartbreak cant hit the ball out of the infield. Wait a minute, another flawed theory of mine. I am back sticking with the stars. Sorry RyMan. You have Hinske to blame. Scalabrine doesnt have a Nike contract. Jordan does....wait ..wait..what about a whole loveable loser theme. If Ryman talks me up the way he does Kirby then he is worth his weight in gold. Hinske, I will let you draw up Rymans deal. See you sunday.
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| RyMan
July 12, 2008
1:41:07 PM
Entry #: 2827807
| Bob, you've never even seen me hit dude! I have no problem getting the ball out of the infield. I do it quite handily. You can ask the many outfielders that were able to camp under the ball for 30 seconds until it dropped into their gloves. Once I learn to straighten that out, WATCH OUT!
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| ANT
July 12, 2008
3:32:49 PM
Entry #: 2827846
| I havent been on in a few days, and im kind of surprised about the poor us post chip. Ecspecially when your shortstop didnt play against us and you have him batting once in each game and walking and coincidentally the same in the ccfd games.
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| ANT
July 12, 2008
3:35:10 PM
Entry #: 2827848
| Who goes to 4 games in one day bats once in each game and walks all four times. Its only cheating if you get caught and your caught.
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| Mac
July 12, 2008
3:35:37 PM
Entry #: 2827849
| if you take a look at a certain few players just so happens that a few of there top hitters have games played with walks or 1 hits, i know if i have my best guys there then there playing the whole game not just 1 at bat and then sittin. not accusing anyone of anything just very interesting
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| Rockstar
July 12, 2008
6:50:04 PM
Entry #: 2827929
| lb4lb if you are willing to offer me a contract i am all ears... just let you know that my 3 years are up.
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