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Author TOPIC: Hines vs. Stilley
RookE

July 10, 2008
11:04:24 PM

Entry #: 2826245
For the record on the night of July 9th 2008, John "a.k.a Jake, Junior, & Pin Stripe Shorty Shorts" Hines, and Sam "a.k.a. Yo Sammitty Sam" Stilley embraced each other with a friendly wager over batting title between the two long time friends and team mates. The bet was for the final 6 games of the Mens Wednesday night league regular season.
Sam first bet John that he would end the year with a batting average of .10 points higher than John, John in the confident state of mind he was in at the time then agreed to the bet and stated that he would accept the wager and was so sure of himself that he then gave Sam a higher edge stating that he would finish with a .20 point higher batting average than Sam. The two agreed to it at this time with the following guidelines and a $25.00 bill on the line.
Batting average in the final decision would be soley based on the averages provided to the public by this website, www.southernillinoissoftball.com .
Currently Stilley posts a .579 batting average with 1 HR, 1 BB, and an OBP of .600. Sam is 11 for 19 on the year on Wednesday night Mens.
Hines currently posts a .575 batting average, he is 23 for 40 with 4 HR, 0 BB, and an OBP of .575.
Meaning that Sam has in all actuality a .24 point advantage over John.
Sam then began playing mind games and bet an additional $20.00 bill that John would not hit another home run for the entire regular mens wednesday night season. There are 6 games remaining for these quests and wagers. Sam also agreed that if John legged out an inside-the-park Homerun, then he would give John $30.00
In reminder to all that there was no adult beverages consumed to heighten this wager (lol), and that any and all comments by any responder/replier are the the views and beliefs of that person and not of the original Topic Poster.
ALL COMMENTS ARE WELCOME. BE NICE HAHA ................................also this was posted to ensure that the two participants do not re-invent the wager/bet and try to make up their own terms, i have a signed rules sheet by both!.......Website Batting Average Boys!


RookE

July 10, 2008
11:10:06 PM

Entry #: 2826251
Also particiapnts if i left any rule or minor cork out please let me know, and either Lynx or myself will clearify the quarrel since we witnessed this life or death adventure. But feel free to try and clearify anything that you wish

franchise

July 11, 2008
8:22:00 AM

Entry #: 2826502
Damn this is some serious shit. I hear these guys play on the best team in the league.

L Bowles

July 11, 2008
12:49:07 PM

Entry #: 2826869
Fran.....u might need to look at the standings....I dont remember either of these guys on the World of Fittnes roster......LOL.....Unless you are refering to the El Diablos and we all know we dont talk about that it rule number 1.......AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA

RookE

July 11, 2008
1:59:23 PM

Entry #: 2826971
LESTER, LESTER, rule 52B SEC 8, DO NOT discuss anything under classification with a non-diablo on blogs (ur my boy tho franchise), .......................and for OHNEY, rule 19A & B.........never make fun of a fellow Diablo that wears Short Pin Stripe Shorts, ecspecially one that wears those shorts two nights in a row and then to just1more!!!

Ohney

July 11, 2008
2:46:25 PM

Entry #: 2827052
RookE, I have looser fitting underwear!!! There has to be some kind of man law enforsed here. New rule for the book Hines. If you wear super tight pinstriped CUT-OFF softball shorts regularly....you might be gay!!

RookE

July 11, 2008
4:38:47 PM

Entry #: 2827223
HAHHAHAAH i wouldnt doubt it, his shorts do look like body paint

JAKE

July 11, 2008
6:08:54 PM

Entry #: 2827312
I don't care what u clowns say about those shorts, they were cool when my high school gym teacher wore them there just plain sexy now. The chicks seem to dig them!! and Deaton.

RookE

July 12, 2008
10:17:44 AM

Entry #: 2827733
Who was that Jake?????????? .........Ted Odle.......................................lol

RookE

July 12, 2008
10:18:42 AM

Entry #: 2827734
Or was it Terry Ragain?????????????

Fish1

July 14, 2008
12:15:25 PM

Entry #: 2829397
Jake......I haven't seen the shorts but are they as classic as the T. Danner '84 Pony League shirt? That's hard to top.



July 15, 2008
4:18:59 PM

Entry #: 2831606
who ever can end the season with a .600 avg or better, will more than likely win this grandpa bet

DoubleD

July 15, 2008
7:24:32 PM

Entry #: 2831879
lol "chicks dig a guy in uniform"..ohney and schmidt can back that statement up....thats the only argument i can post in your favor hines...as far as my opinion goes u look like a mix between tall ted and mr vaughn (your flag football coach in junior high) lol

Ohney

July 15, 2008
8:33:43 PM

Entry #: 2831958
GAY!!!

RookE

July 16, 2008
3:29:55 AM

Entry #: 2832227
wow, those shorty shorts have gotten more attention than the title on the line!!! Bust em out Jake, let em fly

Rooke

July 17, 2008
11:16:22 AM

Entry #: 2834162
JULY 16 2008,


J.Hines 5-9,0HR, OBB......... yr total 28-49.............avg .571.


S.Stilley 5-9,0hr 0BB........yr total 16-28.................avg .571

its close!!!!!




July 17, 2008
12:24:55 PM

Entry #: 2834267
Sam does have a .20 advantage, so its

Stilley .591

Hines .571


Rooke

July 17, 2008
12:29:47 PM

Entry #: 2834278
forgot 2 apply my name to last post it was mine

RookE

July 23, 2008
4:03:23 PM

Entry #: 2842090
Semifinals tonight, make or break time!!!

Odds are in who's favor? ..............

Last Weekend........Jake "Shorty Short" Hines batted 1.000% in the NSA class B State tourney with the 180 team..........Sam "Yo Sammity Sam" Stilley, well im not sure where he was and what he did, but im guessing that he maybe was @ j.o.m. tyen one on!

Gonna be close




July 24, 2008
4:08:21 PM

Entry #: 2843536
RESULTS?????????????

RookE

July 24, 2008
10:15:58 PM

Entry #: 2843951
The Semi-Finals turned the tables for the contestants.

Shorty Shorts Hines slapped the rock around goin 6-9, bringing his year to date average to .586 (34-58). Though he failed to go deep once again, showing his warning track pop. Hit the weight room and not so many BUD LIGHTS!

Yo Sammity Sam Stilley had a Solid night going 3-6, with 2BB, AND a HR, bringing his year to date average to .559. Keep it up, your on base percentage is @ .595, compared to Hines's .586. To bad there wasnt a bet on the OBP!

Surveys taken emphasize that Hines will say to the hell with the average next week and go for the long ball since the finale is to be played on the bottom field, with the short porch to right & he is the lefty of the two.

Trash talking has been at a minimum b/t the sluggers, though im sure it"s gonna heat up, it better, but may not they've their game or beer drinken faces on.

Statistically and until next week, the last time Hines went deep, he was wearing those Shorty Shorts of his which he proclaims "the pope wants him to wear as birth control for he and his wife." Assuming because they cut off circulation to his testicles. Better do something to win the HR bet!!!!!!!


Rooke

July 29, 2008
11:14:34 PM

Entry #: 2849971
2mrw nights it, bring the noise boys or the cash! Hopefully the rain stays away also

Rook

July 31, 2008
10:43:21 AM

Entry #: 2852096
ITS OFFICIAL. just got off the horn with the boss man and last nights games, though the second shortend by rain are OFFICIAL and do count. Though there was no official score keeper, Hines and Stilleys stat's were kept.

Hines ended the season goin 5-5, and topping it off with a Home Run that just cleared the right field fence.

Stilley, maybe feeling the pressure of catch up, went 2-6 on the night.

Yearly totals are Hines 39-63, .619 bat avg
Stilley 21-40, .525 average

Hines took both the bets, PROUDLY WEARING HIS SHORT PIN STRIPE SHORTS in doing so....... until next time


Lynx

July 31, 2008
11:41:12 AM

Entry #: 2852192
It's True! Gotta back the Rookies assesment of how the wager went down. Hines came to play and really crushed his home run over the short porch in right field! Sam should get a few sponsor exemption points aded to his average, still not enought to catch the man w/the shorts!!! Please tell me that we don't have to endure those any more this season! Good job Rook keepingus posted and congrats to both players for keeping it fun!

JAKE

July 31, 2008
8:32:52 PM

Entry #: 2852951
Don't worry kids the shorts are done for the year. Unless of course they coordinate with Hale's Automotive's fall league uniform.

trick

August 1, 2008
2:28:13 PM

Entry #: 2853881
what doesnt match a plain red t-shirt

Rooke

August 2, 2008
1:06:01 AM

Entry #: 2854341
LMAO. HINES'S shorty short pin stripe shorts, LMAO thats what dont!......................

Witt 18

August 4, 2008
9:42:38 AM

Entry #: 2855977
Dude those shorts didn't match just one more's color scheme. Burn em.

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