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TOPIC: Announcement |
| RyMan
July 21, 2008 12:53:17 AM
Entry #: 2837632
| To I'm sure the delight of most in the league and on my team, I am regretfully announcing that I have made the decision to no longer play for Patriot Oil, effective immediately. My decision is not based on my admittedly poor showing in the field this year. I've probably had more fun playing this year than most of the league's top players. My decision is based on personal reasons and on inner turmoil of the team. It was a lot of fun to be on a winning team and to play against some of the best players I've ever stepped on a field with. I wish the best of luck to Patriot Oil through the rest of the season, and to every other team. I still think the forums are extremely important to the league. It shows that the league has a bunch of class guys, players that just wanna have fun, and that the league as a whole has a lot of camaradarie between teams at every level. I urge everyone to keep the forums as active as possible. Thanks to all again. RyMan out!
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| lb4lb
July 21, 2008 7:24:27 AM
Entry #: 2837700
| well that sucks. how about independant posting.
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| Hinske
July 21, 2008 9:33:43 AM
Entry #: 2837842
| Quitting is for losers no excuse you signed onto a team you should stick it out, unless it is for uncrontrolable circumstances. Not everyone is happy about their rolls on certain teams but quitting midseason is for pussy's. I wanna play here and bat this its gay and the guys quitting are probably coming to the realization that they are not as good as they thought they were. And cant handle it.
Ryman not aimed at you. Im sure you have a pretty good excuse i just hope you have enough tapes of kirby to get you through the rest of the summer. at least now you can really get creepy and hide in the woods when you stare at kirby in his softball pants.
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| RyMan
July 21, 2008 12:10:39 PM
Entry #: 2838137
| My leaving has nothing to do with my role on the team or my lack of playing time. I've showed up to all but 2 games this season, and in all of them I was ready to play when called upon, though im sure a bunch of you are chomping at the bit to bring up my lack of production.
As far as Kirby goes, I've sent in my bag-carrying apprentice to take over my duties. I don't have any Kirby videos to get me through the summer, but I will be producing and directing a video to be released next spring. Its going to be titled "Kickin' it to the Kirb!: the players guide to softball abuse and ballroom dancing."
He wouldn't sign on to do the video unless I let him do the dancing stuff. Whatever, its gonna be great!
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| demonti
July 21, 2008 12:18:07 PM
Entry #: 2838145
| wow,thats probably the fuckin gayest queerest post ive seen yet on this website, since you quit softball for the rest of the summer you now will have plenty of time to suck cock.
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| gopher
July 21, 2008 12:23:26 PM
Entry #: 2838163
| Let me tell ya...we are all going to be in trouble when Dimonti decide's to come out of his shell and not be so bashfull
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| Hinske
July 21, 2008 12:34:48 PM
Entry #: 2838177
| HEY GOPH HOWD YOU DO THIS WEEKEND
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| demonti
July 21, 2008 12:47:01 PM
Entry #: 2838198
| hey gopher, just for future reference ive seen alot of people butcher my last name but you can just spell it demontski next time. and ive been called alot of things but never bashful.
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| RyMan
July 21, 2008 12:47:26 PM
Entry #: 2838203
| From what I've seen, Demonti, you're just a teddy bear with a potty mouth. The type that has lots to say from the safety of being behind a computer monitor. Good luck in the rest of the season buddy. You're very intimidating.
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| Hinske
July 21, 2008 12:53:36 PM
Entry #: 2838213
| HAHA HAHAH dude you do not want to do that judging from what you look like petting your kirby hair doll and smelling his old jock strap the kid will rip both your arms off and shove them up your ass with out you even moving. be carefull and exit to your little IT obyss you call a life.
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| demonti
July 21, 2008 12:53:47 PM
Entry #: 2838214
| i think your rite ryman, i am just a teddy bear with a potty mouth and i just hide behind my computer. thanks for the good luck and i hope we do well the rest of the year. i wish you good luck on your video too, sounds like thats gonna be a real hoot.
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| slezak3
July 21, 2008 1:29:23 PM
Entry #: 2838278
| MikeyD you must be very sedated right now, all those antibiotics really calm you down, this has got to be the calm before the storm because once that shit wears off all hell is going to break loose. Ryman, Mike Demontski is one of those guys that will talk shit both on the computer and by himself in somebodies face , I don't think it matters if that person is Chris Knights size
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| demonti
July 21, 2008 1:34:54 PM
Entry #: 2838292
| and also for future reference ryman this website is reserved for actuall softball players and seeing as you quit your team you are no longer an actuall softball player you may no longer grace us with your verbal vomit and useless knowledge. all of your comments can now be forwarded to www.i quit my team but i still fantasize about blowing my shortstop.com. and as for the hiding behind a computer comment if you feel you have anything else to say and would like me to clear up anything face to face you know where ill be every sunday, playing softball with my team and all the other non quitters in the league. river rat out!
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| Dutilly
July 21, 2008 3:55:02 PM
Entry #: 2838573
| damn imagine being that poor women when demonti wants to throw a hate fucking on her
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| Hinske
July 21, 2008 4:46:26 PM
Entry #: 2838670
| DONT YOU JUST PULL YOUR TEETH OUT AND SWALLOW
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| Dutilly
July 22, 2008 4:23:22 PM
Entry #: 2840413
| it depends on the size with ernie i have to the kid is half horse half bull with extremly large testicals
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| slezak3
July 22, 2008 9:12:31 PM
Entry #: 2840870
| In defense of Ryman's most recent bashing, there are certain circumstances that would justify quitting the team, especially if it has to do with family and work. Unfortunatly nobody gets paid to play unless your ballbag is gently resting on Dionne's chin. So if a guy has to work on Sundays and can no longer play I say it's OK. I believe Ryno went throgh the same thing. My boy CA is going through the samething now. Granted he is not the best player on the team, HINSKE is, but he's a solid player who loves competition. He not even the second best player on the team, HINSKES morning shit is, but my point is any guy can contribute and have fun and a guy like Ryman who eats, sleeps, and masturbates softball probably had a good reason. Now if a guy just flat out quits because his team isn't good or he isn't good or doesn't like the team then thats a bitch move and deserves everything thats being dished out
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| Rockstar
July 22, 2008 9:15:20 PM
Entry #: 2840871
| slezak i would have to say that john hoxsie is the best player on the crowe bar softball team. he is the only one that listens whenever anyone gives him advice.
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| lb4lb
July 22, 2008 10:16:17 PM
Entry #: 2840959
| if you are on the same team as keenan the best you can possibly be is second best player on the team. Come on now. I like that Hoxie dude. I think he has lb4lb potential. The playoffs his year are going to be outstanding. And one of the great 8...look around, next year you aint making it. This Aplus team is looking like they are gaining steam and I think Delpadre is close to learning how make finish out games against tough teams.
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| CA
July 25, 2008 8:02:46 PM
Entry #: 2845039
| I understand what Ryman's going through not being able to play due to work. And getting your balls busted by Hinske. I also think that Hoxie is the best player on the team. Ricky I listen to your advice when you give it to me. Your my boy Slezak. CA OUT
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| lb4lb
July 25, 2008 9:19:25 PM
Entry #: 2845083
| I motion that we move the league to saturday mornings to accomodate RYMANS schedule. I have it on good word that its not work related per se ..hes fighting crime till after midnight on Saturday and needs his Bat Sleep on sundays. The RyBat. Of course, that pretty much makes Hinske the Joker...so it kind of all falls into place. Gotta go. lb4lb.......out
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| RyMan
July 25, 2008 10:04:20 PM
Entry #: 2845115
| If the "crime" I'm fighting is people unfolding clothes, then yes im doing my part. What I did that caused my needing to leave the league was I made myself available for work on sundays (time and a half!). So there will be the occasional day I'll stop by to cheer the team on, and I'll still practice whenever I can. Im gonna make sure to be there for the game against Botelho's cause I can't go through the season without meeting iota4iota. Also, I will more than likely return for fall ball. Anyone who knows me knows that if I had a choice I'd be playing 7 days a week. I'd rather get 2 at bats a weekend for Patriot Oil than not play at all. But I also need to pay my rent. So unless someone has a job for me (not that kind of job, Dutilly), I had to make a choice between my 2 teams and Patriot had to go. I'll see everyone when I can. Good luck to all sunday
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| EW33
July 25, 2008 10:13:11 PM
Entry #: 2845121
| Ryman call me 536 4336. Let's see what we can do about you getting a better job.
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| Ryno
July 25, 2008 10:17:17 PM
Entry #: 2845124
| You pussy. I work 12 hour overnights. Go play a double header. Get 3 hours sleep. Then head back in for another 12 hour overnight. Get a better job or man up. And no, I will not be providing you with a better job. Try Papa Gino. Even pizza delivery boys make more than Wal Mart associates.
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| lb4lb
July 25, 2008 10:42:58 PM
Entry #: 2845141
| and there you have it...why i love SMACK . I sincere offer of a helping hand followed by an even more sincere kick in the balls. and within just 4 minutes of each other!!
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| RyMan
July 25, 2008 11:00:38 PM
Entry #: 2845151
| Isn't it the older you get the less sleep you require? I'd do your job Ryno. If it leaves time for softball how bad can it be?
Ernie, I'll give you a call. What ya have in mind?
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| RyMan
July 26, 2008 12:21:43 AM
Entry #: 2845208
| Also need to know when's a good time to call.
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| Ryno
July 26, 2008 7:37:56 AM
Entry #: 2845282
| You know I am just fucking with you. That's the same reason I work my shift. Gotta pay the bills.
Be careful of that job Ernie wants to offer you. It usually involves you dressing up like a school girl.
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| Hinske
July 26, 2008 11:29:57 AM
Entry #: 2845385
| I take acception to that. I dont bust your balls cause u dont come i understand your situation. I bust your balls because i am an asswhole.
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| CA
July 26, 2008 1:13:44 PM
Entry #: 2845457
| I didn't mean you bust my balls cause of my situation, I meant you just like to bust balls.Don't be hard on yourself your not asshole
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| EW33
July 26, 2008 10:36:52 PM
Entry #: 2845789
| sure he is.
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