Hinske deserves a lot of credit, especially from the rest of his team. Last year was Hinske's first year and I thought he was just another ball busting hardball showboat. I was completely wrong, right away you could tell he was the shit by the way he patrolled the outfield. He would admit that his bat wasn't all their last year. This year he tears on the scene playing unbelievablly in the feild at many different positions and his bat is just fucking insane. He has took over as the leader of the team and managed to bring the two 1/2's of the Crowe Bar together all while having fun. So heres to you brother in the thankless role that you play! Keep it up, shit is coming together at the right time an you can look at the fruits of your labor.
Brian Stevens
July 22, 2008 9:26:22 PM
Entry #: 2840890
Crowe Bar gets hot, sweeps our asses and starts to like eachother....oh shit...where is clitboner when you need him?
lb4lb
July 22, 2008 10:01:48 PM
Entry #: 2840930
I know where Mr Clitboner is...... First, no exageration, Hinske is all that. When he was chubbier, he was a just slightly less consistent with the stick. So Stevens, you might want to get his work out routine.. he hits,hit fields.." Ballll".....he throws, but mostly, Hinske is having fun. Give me 10 Hinskes and you have a trophy.
WARFARE
July 22, 2008 10:40:46 PM
Entry #: 2841000
slezak stop blowing hinskie your starting to act like dionne. now here are 10 reasons hinskie and the whole crowebar team arent as good as the think they are: 10. hinskie you think your the coolest kid on crowebar thats like being the coolest kid with downsyndrome. 9. t. keenan i thought you were the OLDER brother. is it dark in your brothers shadow? 8. r. keenan those cut off shirts arent scaring anyone. does it hurt your back to kiss your own ass? 7. why have 238942 people on your roster/bench when only 11 have seen outside the dugout 6. hinskie do you know what a base hit is? stop swinging for the fence pop ups dont get you on base. 5. weebles wobble but they dont fall down right jackson 4. slezak thanks to your hinskie the two 1/2s of your team make a WHOLE bunch of assholes. 3. demonte you should have stayed on moulton. did dionne make good on his promises 2. hinskie you want to be a leader of a slow pitch softball team. you might as well be the one sucking slezaks dick. 1. DIONNE do you put names in a hat and pull them out to make a line up? STAY HOME!
my guess is unless you lose your cocky attitudes crowebar wont be seeing the finals
ant77
July 22, 2008 11:22:46 PM
Entry #: 2841073
Wow this should get interesting. I have seen Hinske and the Keenan boys in action calling them out is probably not a smart thing to do. They can backup their talk on and off the field.
ant77
July 22, 2008 11:22:55 PM
Entry #: 2841074
Wow this should get interesting. I have seen Hinske and the Keenan boys in action calling them out is probably not a smart thing to do. They can backup their talk on and off the field.
RyMan
July 23, 2008 12:01:48 AM
Entry #: 2841108
Even though I am no longer allowed to post on the "softball players only" forum, just wanted to say that post wasn't me even though im probably the prime suspect after my exchange with demonti in the other post. I have zero problems with the Crowe Bar guys. I just like to egg guys on here on the forums to keep the posts going. Anyone who's played against or seen Crowe Bar play knows they're the real deal. There's no question. Anyone who says otherwise is merely tryin to start shit. On a semi-related note, itd be difficult to say who's the better player between Hinske and Ricky Keenan. I've only seen Ricky pitch so its like apples and oranges comparing them defensively. When we played Crowe, both Hinske and Keenan hit very well. Almost evenly considering Hinske hit one or two solo homeruns by mistake, and then Keenan tried to go opposite field and hit one into the woods by mistake. They're just a team full of good players, who cares who's best? Though I vote for slezaka
GUNS
July 23, 2008 6:16:25 AM
Entry #: 2841214
listen here warefare u fuck. u got some fucking balls talking shit behind the computer. do u even know me asshole?? you done fucked up now u should have kept ur mouth shut about me and my brother. ill show u who hides in the shawdow u fuckin pussy. i am not suprised there is another PUSSY in the fucking league. why don't u come out or r u just a CUNT like clitboner....
lb4lb
July 23, 2008 8:55:02 AM
Entry #: 2841298
First of all....WARFARE is kinda funny. But calling out Tommy Guns? Whats wrong with you people. I am staring to think that both ClitB and WARFARE are in the CROWE BAR mix somehow..someone who is firing up the Keenan boys from inside the camp. Creating some kind of US against the World mentality..that,well, is working so far. Crowe Bar..I would say at the next game..look to your left..look to your right...you probably just looked at ClitB and maybe even WARFARE
Brian Stevens
July 23, 2008 8:58:02 AM
Entry #: 2841300
warfare is clitboner II
gopher
July 23, 2008 9:27:12 AM
Entry #: 2841335
Everybody loves a good sequel
Dutilly
July 23, 2008 9:39:57 AM
Entry #: 2841348
Hinske do you need a hug now? hugging with my teeth out is extra that usually leads to other things
Hinske
July 23, 2008 9:53:54 AM
Entry #: 2841371
Good morning vietnam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get out of a meeting hop up on my normal forum reading perch and bamb! a 2x4 right off the head.
Thanks slezak appreciate the props but damn man you had to know some wise ass would come out with his version of why we suck part II.
Being the coolest kid with downsydrom is like have a super power. Ask CA those kids have super human retard strength. I just ran outside to check i couldnt lift the truck so thanks for getting my hopes up.
I agree i need to hit the ball down a little more i have been in a little bit of the HINSKE version of a slump yes even us cocky ass dick heads make outs every once in a while.
A lot of guys have a passion for the game of softball so yes i get a kick out of calling everyone through out the week to make sure the lineups gonna be intact. So does that make Ian an asswhole i mean he takes this to a whole new level he runs a website for softball. Or mertog our very own version of jim rome is burning when he shows up (by the way still waiting for only the 3rd planet mertog of the season dissapointing)His very existance is to write a memo to the league about what a bunch of degenerates we are. Honorable mention to gopher, ryno, even ryman, oawmf, and anyone else who posts on a regular basis.
Now to the issue of calling out the two keenan brothers. They dont have a sense of humor as i do. If they find out who you are the only way we will identify you is from your dental records. my advice to you is to call kg4kg and take out a life insurance policy on yourself because what you just did was commit suicide.
Ricky doesnt need to pat himself on the back, the kid would be anyteam in the states number 3 hitter.
Tommy lives in nobody's shadow the kid can rake.
Jackson is a weeble
I have know idea what dionne promisses to anyone. the kids a good kid just needs a little help every now and then.
And finally if slezak is gonna post shit like that about me i think i am gonna run against mccain and obama for president.
The Zabbo
July 23, 2008 9:57:24 AM
Entry #: 2841376
Warfare....
Clit Boner was at least an original artist. No one likes a copy cat. Dont try to be something your not. I can respect someone who has the right to run their mouth those who can back it up.
First things first, I have been a member of this tema since our beginings as Dionne Fuel and OIL. I have seen this team go from a rcok bottom to one of the premiere teams in the league. Unfortunetly due to my new work schedule i have not been able to make as many games this year as i have in the past. One thing i know is that i am proud to say that this is my Team. I play for the Crowe bar these are MY BOYS and Warfare , who ever you are? you have just woke up the Dog Pound, and this dog is pissed. No one talks shit about my boys. my team and even though i am not mentioned this is a slap in my face..and you are a pussy
Hinske can hit the ball farther than you drive miles in a day. This kid has shown every one that this is no longer just sunday morning softball. Yeah we have fun, losing is not fun, therefore we are in it to win it. So if anyone has an issue with the way this man carries himself and how it rubs off on other people in our camp, get bent.
yes Ricky Keenan kiss his own ass, when you have the accolades and respect of the league you are allowed to do shit like that. And as for that comment YOU CAN KISS HIS ASS TOO
and how dare you call out tommy keenan. Calling out TK is like letting a pit bull off his leash. i hope your not pitching this week Warfare!! or even stepping on the field
We all know Jackson.. we may bust his balls from time to time, but we can we are his teammates. as for you warfare you better hope Jackson never sees you EVER
Dionne does what he does to try and come together with the players he feels best fit his team. we have all been playing balll together for a few years, and yes everyone can admit we have had our problems, but guess what!!! Were Back!!!! our engines are firing on all pistons and you cant stop a train of reckless abandons
Demonti is one of the sickest kids ive known in my entire life. he is one of the reasons i love playing ball on this team, he keeps everyone on their toes which is scary at times becuae we never know what he is capable of. which for the rest of this league is a ticking timebomb..
and slezack...probably one of the most improved players i have seen with my time as a member of the Crowe Bar. solid kid with not a bad bone in his body. he is the mold of the Crowe bar, a silent assassin who just wants to play hard win and drink a few beers after the games.
In closing:
I can guarrantee that you Warfare have officially just made a fool of yourself and you should really do your research before you open your mouth.
The Zabbo
July 23, 2008 10:02:08 AM
Entry #: 2841384
and once again...
i agree with hats off to hinske, he's my boy and i love the fact that he takes time to make sure eveyone is on the same page with the phone calls througout the week. this kid is a competitor. I give hats off to our whole team for finally coming to a point where we know what he have to do and if you dont like it screw....
and if it aint wet
Hinske
July 23, 2008 10:05:05 AM
Entry #: 2841390
spit on it
Dutilly
July 23, 2008 10:06:28 AM
Entry #: 2841393
hinske would be a complete player if he had at least 5 triples hes only got 3
The Zabbo
July 23, 2008 10:08:48 AM
Entry #: 2841395
Dutilly always having to stir the pot
Dutilly
July 23, 2008 10:10:22 AM
Entry #: 2841401
dont take me out they will definetly not identify me there are no dental records there all fake
The Zabbo
July 23, 2008 10:13:48 AM
Entry #: 2841413
hahah dutilly the world would be at a great loss if we took you out...you are pardoned
Dutilly
July 23, 2008 10:15:11 AM
Entry #: 2841415
Thanks cause ernie would be lost without his softball wife
Hinske
July 23, 2008 10:30:02 AM
Entry #: 2841437
As a sign of good faith dutilly i would like to offer you a spot along with earnie on next years chronicals of the crowe, our new mid day soap opera. We will accomidate earn with his much desired 1b/c/eh/dh spot where he can rest his legs, and you a spot as team water bow and fluffer.
Dutilly
July 23, 2008 10:32:42 AM
Entry #: 2841443
Oh sweet the FLUFFER i take it i will have to wear #69
Hinske
July 23, 2008 10:44:52 AM
Entry #: 2841458
deal
gopher
July 23, 2008 11:42:41 AM
Entry #: 2841556
Hey Dutilly....how does Reilly feel about you cheating on him..i mean all of a sudden it is Ernie this and Ernie that. What happened to your loyalty to reilly. He has feelings too you know.
Dutilly
July 23, 2008 11:49:15 AM
Entry #: 2841568
well riley is not as gentle he is into that tying up and duct taping shit and loves to force feed me if ya know what i mean ernie is just more gentle cause hes chubby riley is a brick house and is very rough
Ryno
July 23, 2008 1:02:14 PM
Entry #: 2841682
I don't agree with the assessments of the Crowe guys, or hiding in the shadows to say it, but that shit was kind of funny.
demonti
July 23, 2008 4:25:35 PM
Entry #: 2842021
dear mrs.warfare, we regret to inform you that your husband was found brutally murdered in a shallow grave behind foster field, his face caved in with a bat and his penis inserted in his own rectum. his verbal vomit on the internet and his calling out of certain people surely led to his untimely death. we are truly sorry and was just curious how you could liveyour life tasting pussy on a regular basis, because every time you kissed his lips you were kissing and tasting pussy. operation enduring pussy has begun.
slezak3
July 23, 2008 4:39:31 PM
Entry #: 2842049
Dear Warfare you fucking douche bag piece of shit, any differences in opinion with any one of the crowes can be happilly discussed with either myself, guns, ricky, demontski, or hinske over a couple cold beers at the crowe bar or washington oak this sunday. Your post may hold some cedibility if you post with a real name. If you re-read the post or have someone that can read, read it for you, explainn it to you it simply says Hinske is a good...great teammate anybody would or should be grateful to have. See ya Sunday...bitch
lb4lb
July 23, 2008 4:47:43 PM
Entry #: 2842059
How do you know that you are going to see Warfare on Sunday? Is he on your team. Is he on Rochs. I am telling you folks, this mystery....we cant see the forest because the trees are in the way. Get it. Crowe..the fat guy with the Chopper..whos bike got hit with 3 foul balls..I think its him secreatly firing you guys up
slezak3
July 23, 2008 5:04:59 PM
Entry #: 2842092
come on milligram4milligram it was just a simple invitation to warfare and clitboner to hang with the guys from the crowe thats all. Just like the invitation we extended to you, just this one won't be as warm and fuzzy. It is noway my boy ASH, he doesn't need a computer, didn't you hear him Sunday, Stevens probably heard him in N.H. On a lighter note, I had a great time playing against yourself, smitty, jeffc you guys are a class act and a team that should be the mold of all the others in this league
Smitty
July 23, 2008 5:40:55 PM
Entry #: 2842148
thanks slezak and the same goes for you guys. i had a great time playing you despite the ass kicking. and i wanted to apologize to the crowes for not accepting the invitation to the bar. i had plans immediately after the game.
went to newport and saw comedian louis c.k. if you've never heard of him....youtube his name.
especially search louis c.k. saddest handjob
slezak3
July 23, 2008 5:44:31 PM
Entry #: 2842151
Smitty no apology neccessary, understand completely, I've seen bits and pieces of him, hillarious. We had a good turn out from Bothello's guys and other teams. Thanks to all
Smitty
July 23, 2008 5:45:34 PM
Entry #: 2842154
nevermind....here it is...
The Zabbo
July 23, 2008 6:03:56 PM
Entry #: 2842191
Invitations to all are always welcome at the Crowe..except for the two sudeo's we have discovered. its always a great time playing om sunday. Im dissapointed in myself that i was not able to make that series last weekend. as for cm4cm, you and the teams you have played for have always been class acts
Rockstar
July 23, 2008 6:04:11 PM
Entry #: 2842193
all i have to say is that shit is starting to get annoying. its almost to the point that i dont want to play on crowe bar anymore cause all anyone does is talk shit! i dont have to explain myself to anyone nor does my brother have to. we both know what we can do and as far as kissing hinskie's ass i'm not going to. i just think it is funny that people have nothing better to do with thier time. WARFARE who ever you are we will meet one day. it may be today, tomorrow, 1 month or 1 year from now but we will meet and you will regret. that also goes for you clitboner!
lb4lb
July 23, 2008 6:22:37 PM
Entry #: 2842233
milligram4milligram..you guys are killing me. I have to say that Crowe was a blast to play against. Something new happened that I enjoyed: took BP with Hinske and the Crwoe Guys...and then it kind of expanded into a two team BP...first time I saw that. Far better than both teams hitting from opposite side of the diamond. Lots of fun. We lost, but, Hell we lost to a great team and if you told me at the begiing of the season that we would be 20-4 after 12 weeks I sure would have taken it. If we dont win it all I wouldnt mind if Crowe did.
The Zabbo
July 23, 2008 6:27:46 PM
Entry #: 2842243
eye4yetooth4tooth,
as i said before you've always been a class act, i remember when we first entered the league you were one of th guys that took us under your wing. can only learn from the best right??
lb4lb
July 23, 2008 6:50:59 PM
Entry #: 2842278
appreciate that Zabs. And you have passed it on. Going to take BP....WarBoner has pissed me off. Going to work on hitting to right )
Dionne
July 23, 2008 7:10:26 PM
Entry #: 2842297
Clitboner, Warfare, Warboner....all these anonymous names that run their mouths about the Crowe team. Whoever it is though isn't too smart, cause you have to be really dumb to pop off at the mouth about The Keenan boys.
Get a life man and figure something else to bitch about other than our team that you probably wish you were on.
lb4lb and Smitty, it was a great time playing you guys last week, class team and no doubt one of the top 4 teams in the league.
Anyone who knows the real identities to those 3 idiots make sure you let us know cause Demonti wants to bury him nevermind the Keenan brothers dragging out to the woods of Exeter never to be seen again.
Rockstar
July 23, 2008 7:14:04 PM
Entry #: 2842306
eye4eyetooth4tooth? are you talking about dutilly?
Dutilly
July 23, 2008 7:45:58 PM
Entry #: 2842354
that would be notooth4notooth
The Zabbo
July 23, 2008 7:50:50 PM
Entry #: 2842359
dutilly its now official you have been dubbed "notoof4notoof"
heata''s-pitbull
July 23, 2008 8:18:47 PM
Entry #: 2842378
well lets see where do i start?i was going to say all kinds of crazy stuff that i would for sure mis spell! but i dont have the time nor need for more shit talking about my team! i think it is sad that someone from any team and even my own! would go on here and talk this much shit! if you dont like our team or your own then go to another team! while i am for sure not a great player an yes a lil fat gray hair and trailer park tatoos! you make me want to fuck someone up for sure and at this point im done with all of this! ppl who do this hit make me not want to even play Heata out
lb4lb
July 23, 2008 10:02:25 PM
Entry #: 2842490
holy shit thats a funny bit by Louis CK. Honestly, though, since Ian posted it..do you think that joke was sooooo funny that he had to post it because it was hitting a little too close to home?
Hinske
July 23, 2008 10:12:25 PM
Entry #: 2842502
your all dead to me i quit ecept dutilly he has a pretty mouth
EW33
July 24, 2008 1:30:30 AM
Entry #: 2842672
I can agree with the title of the post to a small degree. Never met the guy before this year. After those two games seemed like a nice guy who hits long fly balls (at least that day anyways). He joked around and was a pleasure to play against. It seems like he must have played a big role in getting the crowe guys to come together along with this us against the world patriots type propaganda scheme that they have concocted. No one ever said you guys werent a great team other than a few fucksticks who got a bad case of cybermuscles.
Crowe is and has been for at least the last few years one of the top 5 teams in the league. I think Keenan loves himself but fuck whats there not to love? The only time Keenan ever disappointed me was when he shutdown and went to the parking lot in the middle of the game during our series to start the year. Other than that he just seems to want to have a good time and play ball / drink beers. Demonti.... well he's a demon. A really fun loving whackjob that is a great guy to have on your team and a fuckin nuisance if he isn't. Jackson is a weeble but only in the sense that he cant be knocked down. Good luck to anyone wanting to take him on. I would but only because I have a plan.... whack him and run like a motherfucker. I can guarantee he wont catch me.
In short.... crowe is a good bunch of guys and hinske must have had something to do with bringin that dysfunctional group of misfits together.
demonti
July 24, 2008 8:28:14 AM
Entry #: 2842772
hey ern, fun loving whackjob, i can honestly say that in all the ways ive been talked about it kinda seems contradicting that one can be fun loving and also a whack job, thanks ern, i think.
EW33
July 24, 2008 8:09:40 PM
Entry #: 2843757
whackjob = fucked in the head.... dont u think that is an adequate description? you float down the dirtiest river in the state with a catchers mask and your shorts on while being pelted with eggs and apples... I am not sure there is a better example than that piece of work right there.
demonti
July 25, 2008 8:30:29 AM
Entry #: 2844159
i couldnt agree with you more ern, im just trying to figure out the fun loving part.
Rockstar
July 25, 2008 5:53:23 PM
Entry #: 2844937
i would have to say the fun loving part is having some beers and floating down the river
CA
July 25, 2008 8:06:06 PM
Entry #: 2845040
I think Clitboner is blowing Warfare and are having lots of gay sex.
