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TOPIC: Who is the real Ben Doane? |
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| Dave Schlundt
July 24, 2008
3:51:20 PM
Entry #: 2843512
| It would be nice to know who really is Ben so we praise the right person.
So who is the real Ben Doane?
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| The Ben Doane
July 24, 2008
3:52:57 PM
Entry #: 2843516
| Thank you Dave for trying to clear this up.
I am the real Ben Doane.
The Ben Doane.
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| TheRealBenDoane
July 24, 2008
4:11:39 PM
Entry #: 2843544
| I am starting to be convinced it's not me.
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| YAZ
July 24, 2008
7:56:37 PM
Entry #: 2843802
| The real Ben Doane lives on a yacht in the Caribbean. The person we see playing baseball is a look-a-like whose real name is Ass-Cheeks Johnson!
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| I'm Dan
July 25, 2008
7:21:28 AM
Entry #: 2844153
| Yaz, stop doing drugs...not funny
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| TheFakeBenDoane
July 25, 2008
8:15:11 AM
Entry #: 2844198
| I am not the real Ben Doane, but I am going to pose as him and make fun of him for the balance of the season.
Where do I begin. Ben Doane enjoys chubby girls.
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| Farva
July 25, 2008
8:20:53 AM
Entry #: 2844205
| This is easily one of the best posts ever, thank you TheFakeBenDoane!
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| I'm Dan
July 25, 2008
8:34:33 AM
Entry #: 2844220
| Me Laughing
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| Ben Doane
July 25, 2008
8:36:01 AM
Entry #: 2844225
| real cool. I'll let you know when you have crossed the line.
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| Kenny
July 25, 2008
8:39:38 AM
Entry #: 2844234
| Ben Doane is no Braveheart.
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| Monstar
July 25, 2008
9:06:53 AM
Entry #: 2844269
| Hey Ben I was wondering if you could give me your off season work out plan? Does it involve lifting weights, running, or just chasing chubby chicks around?
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| Jordan Roering
July 25, 2008
9:11:45 AM
Entry #: 2844279
| I'm Jordan and you're not.
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| Ben Doane
July 25, 2008
9:13:26 AM
Entry #: 2844286
| I usually drink as much beer as possible, then chase the good looking chicks until I fail to land any tail. At about 1:55 am, I start chasing the chubby chicks around. That's pretty much my year round work out.
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| Jordan Roering
July 25, 2008
9:15:49 AM
Entry #: 2844293
| I just snap my fingers and they come.
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| Ben Doane
July 25, 2008
9:17:07 AM
Entry #: 2844294
| Luckily for me, God gave me great baseball talent. Luckily for you, God gave you everything.
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| Monstar
July 25, 2008
9:17:20 AM
Entry #: 2844295
| Do you go by the line "She aint a lady unless shes 280"
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| Ben Doane
July 25, 2008
9:18:53 AM
Entry #: 2844297
| I like where your heads at.
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| I'm Dan
July 25, 2008
9:21:37 AM
Entry #: 2844303
| TWSS
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| TheRea|BenDoane
July 25, 2008
9:58:49 AM
Entry #: 2844352
| Cause I'm Ben Doane,
yes I'm real Doane,
all you other Ben Doanes,
are just big phonies,
So won't the real Ben doane,
please stand up,
please stand up,
please stand up,
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| Ben Doane
July 25, 2008
10:16:40 AM
Entry #: 2844373
| I'm up, if we go back to the beginning, we'll see that I'm the first Ben Doane, so obviously I'm the actual Ben Doane
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| TheRealBenDoane
July 25, 2008
10:22:22 AM
Entry #: 2844383
| False
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| Ben Doane's Mom
July 25, 2008
10:25:28 AM
Entry #: 2844392
| Only I know the real Ben Doane. I taught him a long time ago that beauty is on the inside and that's why he enjoys his time with the bigger girls. I'm proud of you Benjamin.
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| TheRea|BenDoane
July 25, 2008
10:28:12 AM
Entry #: 2844397
| Mom, get off the forum please. You're embarrassing me.
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| The Ben Doane
July 25, 2008
10:29:10 AM
Entry #: 2844399
| There was a line there and it was crossed, wow.
Please leave my mom out of this.
The Ben Doane
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| ActualBenDoane
July 25, 2008
10:32:16 AM
Entry #: 2844403
| ok, that's enough. You all have gone too far.
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| ActualBenDoane
July 25, 2008
10:32:49 AM
Entry #: 2844405
| oh another note...Hi Mom!!!
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| Sunny
July 25, 2008
10:35:30 AM
Entry #: 2844408
| No worries, I engaged the password protection on my home computer. Your mom won't be posting from here anymore....
Love,
Sunny
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| Ben Doane's Mom
July 25, 2008
10:39:46 AM
Entry #: 2844413
| Oh Ben its ok. I am sorry if I am embarrassing you in front of your friends. I just like to see what you're up to since you never come over and visit anymore. I'll see you at Thanksgiving.
Love,
Mom
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| I'm Dan
July 25, 2008
10:39:48 AM
Entry #: 2844414
| line has been crossed.
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| Ben Doane's Dad
July 25, 2008
10:44:33 AM
Entry #: 2844422
| How dare you bring Ben's mother into this! Whoever Sunny is better hope I don't find you! I'll be at your game tonight with my whoopin stick ready!
DOANE FOR NAUGHTON '08
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| Sunny
July 25, 2008
10:54:56 AM
Entry #: 2844437
| I'm # 36 and have an awe-inspiring beard and rusty gate swing. You can usually find me pounding beers, crushing ass, or smoking copious amounts of cigarettes. There are others who call me by my real name ... Joe S.
(Wait, that's too obvious!)
J. Schmidt.
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| The Ben Doane
July 25, 2008
11:18:28 AM
Entry #: 2844484
| Sunny, the forum is here for us to talk about me and my greatness. I thank you in advance for adhering to this.
The Ben Doane
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| Sunny
July 25, 2008
11:23:11 AM
Entry #: 2844492
| Hey, I couldn't agree more. It's rather obvious how great you are (read all the posts or just watch you play).
All I'm trying to do is get a piece (pardon the pun) of what's made you great ... literally as this case would have it.
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| 280 Katie
July 25, 2008
11:33:32 AM
Entry #: 2844514
| Sunny what's your number? If you're lookin for a piece just let me know.......
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| Sunny
July 25, 2008
11:34:18 AM
Entry #: 2844517
| Again? I get injured easily.... No thank you.
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