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| Ry
August 24, 2008 1:55:28 PM
Entry #: 2880768
| Patriot splits with moulton, they absolutely crushed the ball first game and handed our asses back to us!Second game diff story, they came up flat for first couple innings and we scored! But they then took the lead and going into the top of the 7th we had 1 out and 2 men on trailing by 3! And yes i must recognize RYMAN, he hit a three run bomb to tie the game! We then kept it going and scored 2 or 3 more! Last inning 1-2-3 pop ups! Ryman may be in a HR contest today but win or lose he did great today! Good job Ryman the practice paid off!
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| KD
August 24, 2008 6:22:11 PM
Entry #: 2880886
| Hey Ry, You forgot to mention I set it up on a tee for him...LOL.
Nice come back in the second game and I hope Chip is doing okay after laying it out there and smacking his head on the fence. He is "Mr. ALL OUT...ALL THE TIME". Gotta respect that!
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| Uncle Mertog
August 24, 2008 6:48:26 PM
Entry #: 2880904
| Roch's had an absolute blast today playing against Crowe bar. It was just a good day as both teams just showed up to bust balls more than we did to play. Keenan actually pantsed my shortstop, and then pitched the second game wearing croc's. We experimented with wooden bats a little and Keenan attempted to hit one out left handed, came close a couple of times but not quite enough to get it out.
Jay Jackson offered to buy a round of drinks if I walked Hinske, but my pitcher refused to put him on so we weren't able to collect on that one.
Timebomb was well behaved today, saving his energy for the home run derby against Ryman. Just a a great day out there today. We had a blast Crowe...thanks for the laughs. Also, Dionne I loved your immitation of the Little Guy coaching first, nice job.
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| Ryno
August 24, 2008 8:16:23 PM
Entry #: 2880986
| Eaton took PNA to an extra innings nail biter in the first game, but we came through in the end. Second game we put the beat down on them in 3 innings.
Good guys on Eaton. They hit the ball pretty well.
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| M.C.B
August 24, 2008 8:34:57 PM
Entry #: 2881005
| Crowe hits the crap out of the ball. Great guys and a lot of laughs. I think some of the shots they hit haven't landed yet, so keep a look out. Another reason for Bush's missle defense system. Who won the HR derby?
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| Jeffc_28
August 24, 2008 8:43:49 PM
Entry #: 2881009
| Botelho's wins two vs A+ and two vs. Eaton.
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| lb4lb
August 24, 2008 8:58:30 PM
Entry #: 2881026
| Botelho takes 2 from APlus and then 2 from Eaton. We hit the bll very well today. Cosidine his usual riculous self 5 hrs on the day. Both opponents were a lot of fun..we had a good day all in all. That Weimer kid for Eaton really hits the ball hard. Had an absolute blast this summer ...cant think of even one week..win or lose..where I didnt laugh my ass off. SMACK has been hilarious. Thanks to Hinske, Mert, Demonti/Clitboner/Warfare/Warboner, Ryman, RYNO, Stevens, EW, Mac , Gopher, OAWMF, Fiskey, Dutilly for making it a daily MUST to check SMACK. I understand that people compltely unassociated with the league read SMACK on a regular basis because its so funny. Special thanks to Ian for all he does for the website. Good luck in the playoffs....6 more wins!!
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| Dionne
August 24, 2008 9:09:19 PM
Entry #: 2881030
| On The Roch's is a good team and we had an unbelievably good time playing those guys. Way too much fun and goofing off and that's how it should be. Mert has a great team that can rake and are awesome to play against. Sorry lilguy but it was too good to pass up hahaha oh and DeMonti took down Ryman which means no more man love, man obsession, man crush on the webpage from Ryman towards Kirby, thank God. Awesome games Mert, you're the man.
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| Uncle Mertog
August 24, 2008 9:23:06 PM
Entry #: 2881040
| Timebomb is my new mancrush! Way to go Mikey! Nah nah...nah nah nah nah...heyyyy heyyyy heyyyy Goodbye!
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| lb4lb
August 25, 2008 8:24:27 AM
Entry #: 2881368
| YOU GUYS DONT GET IT. WE NEED RYMAN!! Who is going to step up and be the guy we love to hate? No one thats who. All the great ball busting hater lines that you guys have come up with for Ryman ..whats going to happen to them now? I nominate Ry-Gopher to be the interim league whipping boy OR we recruit one from another league. Profile: a guy that is a good kid, pale and kinda chubbly, LOOOOVES softball, loves to talk smack but just doesnt quite have the game to back it up yet..and I say "yet" because I think Ryman is an up and coming top 20 power hitter in this league. Mert...you know as a nearly professionally talented writer..you need a foil, you need sand in your oyster to make your pearls, you need a muse....OK maybe Mert doesnt need any of that but the rest of us do. BRING BACK RYMAN BRING BACK RYMAN BRING BACK RYMAN
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| Smitty
August 25, 2008 8:31:50 AM
Entry #: 2881376
| wow...too much sun yesterday bob?
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| Dutilly
August 25, 2008 8:40:58 AM
Entry #: 2881389
| vdub took 2 from CCFD and let me say that for a team that got beat up all yr they were the most upbeat and classiest team i have played all yr by far great bunch of guys but most impotantly congrates to pete tha plya for hitting it out of foster in right field yes it was right field absolute bomb and good luck to everyone in the playoffs except harris i hate those guys they do nothing but swing at 2-0 pitches in big tournements with the game on the line they totally ruined my weekend thanks guys that was even worse than EW homerun LOSER
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| Brian Stevens
August 25, 2008 9:07:09 AM
Entry #: 2881436
| I would like to thank whoever made it possible for me to have about 9000 beers yesterday and have no tab to pay. I have a hunch it was a combination of Mr. Botelho and the bartender but that was a very pleasant surprise.
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| demonti
August 25, 2008 12:48:58 PM
Entry #: 2881788
| i would first like to say thanx to my derby pitcher big boss man dionneski for weaving them rite in there for me and hinske and an all crowe final, second, seeing as ryman will no longer be posting this year, my new target will be cheese4ratt botellho for is bullshit line on the post earlier 4 accusing me of being warfare and warboner. its been obvious you have been trying to make me the asshole of the year by every other post you say "the unraveling of the crowe team with the revalation of the clitboner". i will say publically that i did post the clit boner remark to fire up my team and no where in that post was a stabb or disrespectful comment towards any one person on my team. I AM NOT WARBONER OR WARFARE PERIOD! so therfore i say that you cheese4ratt are both warfare and warboner for your love and constant referalls to them. seeing as ryman is gone, you will be my new target till next year when ryman comes back and i urge the rest of the league to do the same as i will be ripping you every chance i get for getting involved in something that has absolutely nothing to do with you or your team. nothing personal, but it seems you were dying to make it that way by trying all year to reveal something to the entire league that is complete bullshit.
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| Brian Stevens
August 25, 2008 1:58:06 PM
Entry #: 2881916
| can't we all just get along?
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| Goody
August 25, 2008 2:41:37 PM
Entry #: 2881979
| Stevens is WARBONER!
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| Brian Stevens
August 25, 2008 2:43:56 PM
Entry #: 2881983
| not guilty. I am always sure to be positive and constructive in my posts. I would never say anything negative about my teammates or anyone else in the league.
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| Goody
August 25, 2008 2:53:55 PM
Entry #: 2881998
| Wasn't WARBONER Knight's pet name for you in high school?
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| Brian Stevens
August 25, 2008 3:01:31 PM
Entry #: 2882021
| eat a dick.
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| lb4lb
August 25, 2008 3:05:51 PM
Entry #: 2882034
| Stevens: Yes it was me. Demonti: I am Warboner..so, they you go, fuck face. I have no idea who Warfare is. Fuck off.
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| Goody
August 25, 2008 3:11:05 PM
Entry #: 2882042
| Very positive and very constructive post!
Where did you end up drinking yesterday... figured you would have showed up at the testosterone fest at CJ.
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| Brian Stevens
August 25, 2008 3:23:59 PM
Entry #: 2882075
| I did my beveraging at the bar formerly known as Europa and the bar formerly known as Junior's. I didn't know about the Jogues events.
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| lb4lb
August 25, 2008 3:34:19 PM
Entry #: 2882100
| MD.... no matter how much you hate me on smack I am still going to love you just the same. Your game was firing up the troops. Mine was making the troops suspicious of one of their own..all in good fun. In fact, I never knew who clitboner really was until you just admitted it. How the hell would I know? You're still my 4th favorite right handed hitter in the league.
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| Brian Stevens
August 25, 2008 3:36:19 PM
Entry #: 2882102
| Thats how we roll at Botelho insurance- positivity rules- Goodwin still eat that dick though.
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| Goody
August 25, 2008 4:00:21 PM
Entry #: 2882167
| Thanks A-hole!
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| Hinske
August 25, 2008 4:03:46 PM
Entry #: 2882172
| The hatred for the crowe is obviouse i mean six defeats in two years how could you sleep at night knowing your doom for the season is decided on a coin flip. Do you get tails and a beat down by the crowe or is it heads and maybe you squeek into the next round. Either way doesnt look good for mighty mouse 4 mighty mouse.
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| lb4lb
August 25, 2008 4:43:33 PM
Entry #: 2882246
| I dont know why would even play. I predict Crowe to win it all. Just like I have all year.
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| demonti
August 25, 2008 5:08:10 PM
Entry #: 2882292
| i never said i hated any one lb4lb, justed hated the fact that you on every post put me in the same sentence as clitboner, warfare and warboner. if you look at the clitboner post, never said anything personal towards any one person, and if you look at the warfare comments, those were deliberate stabbs at individuals and not very nice things to say. i take that personally that some one would associate me with those remarks towards the guys i play with every week and are my close friends in which i would never say those things to and frankly arn't true. and, besides the fact that you took such a firm and repeatitive stance on the matter that didn't involve your team or you personally in the least way, you continued to bring the subject up time and time again and it was almost like you wanted to see the demise of our team. well i hate to break it to you, our team will not demolish in any way and i am going to pray to god you lose that toss tonite, a victory will be bitter sweet!
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| lb4lb
August 25, 2008 6:22:24 PM
Entry #: 2882402
| you are totally wrong but I love you anyway! Coin flip..who cares. Any team left can win it all and I wont be surprised by any champion.
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| Dutilly
August 25, 2008 7:36:19 PM
Entry #: 2882532
| fight fight fight fight
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| lb4lb
August 25, 2008 7:43:03 PM
Entry #: 2882540
| love love love love
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| Brian Stevens
August 25, 2008 7:46:29 PM
Entry #: 2882547
| where is ryman when you need him?
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| Ryno
August 25, 2008 8:03:03 PM
Entry #: 2882575
| I hope both of your teams self destruct! Go PNA!!!!!!!!!!
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| Dutilly
August 25, 2008 9:19:57 PM
Entry #: 2882696
| Pna stinks who would play for you guys anyway
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| EW33
August 26, 2008 5:46:25 AM
Entry #: 2882991
| Yeah I wonder who would play for that group of old bums?
And here is a message to the crowe guys : good luck, no poster board material here.
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| Hinske
August 26, 2008 8:29:48 AM
Entry #: 2883092
| you too you guys got your dream field that little weasel ahhahahahah On another note now i can go away and enjoy my vacation.
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| Dionne
August 26, 2008 8:34:06 AM
Entry #: 2883100
| No posterboard material needed EW, nothing but respect for you and your team, to take this thing people have to go through your team in my opinion should hopefully be some good games.
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| gopher
August 26, 2008 9:17:28 AM
Entry #: 2883148
| You asked for Ryman....well allow me to accomadate
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| Hinske
August 26, 2008 9:55:00 AM
Entry #: 2883198
| What a set of man tits. I mean i was grooving them right in there for him.
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| demonti
August 26, 2008 10:22:22 AM
Entry #: 2883238
| hinske, your an animal
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| EW33
August 26, 2008 11:12:52 AM
Entry #: 2883311
| I love you too dionne and hinske and for that matter your whole team other than the catcher that tried to end my softball playing days. Bah fuck it even he seemed like a decent guy. I don't know about dream field hinske. Any field with a right field fence under 350 is fine by me. I think Washington Oak sucks personally. The fence is so short that unless we have guys on it forces 3 of our hitters to change their hitting because lets face it ... it isnt hard to hit it 250 on a line or in the air. I would rather play all my games at ravenwood that would be a good time.
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| Hinske
August 26, 2008 11:21:30 AM
Entry #: 2883329
| You mean a feild with a fence all the way around that is over 280 no couldnt be. I mean on the rochs muscled up against us last week and hit three bombs that went a total of 535ft all to right field all grand slams. No lefties 365 ft porch in left 232 to right.
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| Lags
August 26, 2008 12:07:47 PM
Entry #: 2883395
| hey Ernie i know how you could at least play half your games at ravenwoods....
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| Hinske
August 26, 2008 12:34:20 PM
Entry #: 2883449
| and the bidding begins. Pna harris who else is in on the bidding war
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| slezak3
August 26, 2008 6:14:02 PM
Entry #: 2884094
| Oh no Lags wait till Artie sees that post. I can see it now. "BEWARE OF THE WEASEL" where have I seen that before. Just remember a certain "weasel" was offering oil, food, beer or any alcohol for that matter, oral sex and reach arounds for EW last year and he couldn't be lured in, so my advice, break out the the big guns and find a special deal closer!
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