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TOPIC: coin flips suck ASS! |
| demonti
August 26, 2008
12:52:17 PM
Entry #: 2883490
| listen here guys, i actually think that things can be decided a little better than a two sided fuckin coin flip. especially for first place regular season. i mean what the fuck, you play 30 games all year, another team plays 30 games and then head to head you split, you both have the same record and then you flip a fuckin coin. thats bullshit, you have a play in game in the same situation for 8th and 9th, but you flip a fuckin coin for 1st? some one please explain to me how you can have a play in game for 8th and flip a coin for 1st. WE NEED TO CHANGE THAT NEXT YEAR! if anything flip the fuckin coin for 8th and have a one game playoff for first and decide the best overall regular season team on the field where it belongs and not on the fate of a fuckin coin flip. i just dont think its fair.
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| ARTIEKARATE
August 26, 2008
1:00:57 PM
Entry #: 2883514
| tick tock tick tock tick tock !!!
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| Brian Stevens
August 26, 2008
1:02:25 PM
Entry #: 2883518
| I propose a drinking contest to settle and ties next year. 3 biggest drunks from each team duke it out at a sponsor bar.
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| lb4lb
August 26, 2008
1:25:55 PM
Entry #: 2883564
| Stevens will be the most sought after player in the league..
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| demonti
August 26, 2008
1:32:37 PM
Entry #: 2883584
| would i be considerd top three drunks in the league stevens? and how would that work, who wins?
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| Brian Stevens
August 26, 2008
1:33:54 PM
Entry #: 2883587
| I am not talking like a Kobayashi like performance. 3 guys on either side of the bar drinking until one team quits. I think it would be fun and definitely a better test of skill than a coin-flip. To make things extra interesting we should do it the night before the playoffs open if the situation arises again.
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| Brian Stevens
August 26, 2008
1:43:07 PM
Entry #: 2883606
| Here goes- If next year Botelho and Crowe tie for a place, rather than flipping a coin we sit at Crowe Bar and drink until one team quits or dies. It would really be a lot like that Saturday we were all there a few weeks ago. You guys take your drunkest three against ours.
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| Hinske
August 26, 2008
1:57:20 PM
Entry #: 2883644
| HMMMMM sounds like a plan... There is no way you can beat Dimione, The weeble (JACKSON), Or me. Sure you maybe able to drink but who else is there. Botehlo will get a cramp and have to sit out for a while. and That steve bechemi look alike wont be able to see his beer with them crazy eyes. Not to mention we might not let him in the bar because anyone that has a seziure like that in the box can not be aloud to drink.
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| lb4lb
August 26, 2008
2:04:17 PM
Entry #: 2883655
| All we need is Stevens. The Babe Ruth of liquid tie-breakers. Come to think of it, he would be a great Red Rover line breaker too. We got a couple of old pros like Teddy and Bags who could probably out drink the 'billys. And you know what...Mr Smith has been in some serious olympic-like training for this event probably for the last year or so. Serioulsy though, who could possibly beat the boys from PNA or Club Jogues? Hodde might be the Vasily Alexiev of power drinking....
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| gopher
August 26, 2008
2:05:30 PM
Entry #: 2883658
| I will put Hodde and his ability to drink most of us under table up againest dimonti and see what happens
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| cjk1977
August 26, 2008
2:08:18 PM
Entry #: 2883663
| I will have to say CM will take all challenges in this arena. Goodwin can drink his weight in captain, Fiskey (need I say more), then Moulton and me.
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| Hinske
August 26, 2008
2:13:29 PM
Entry #: 2883668
| The only thing Hodde drinks is man juice. Ian he drinks alot now because he is under the realization that his softball life is over once he is married. The pna boys have to be home when the wife calls right RYNO. So not much left. Crowe Billies can put em back.
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| Brian Stevens
August 26, 2008
2:30:51 PM
Entry #: 2883702
| I think we would nominate me, Brian Bagshaw, and probably Teddy in the battle. I think if Knight participates we should get a 4th guy to make up for the weight difference
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| cjk1977
August 26, 2008
2:56:33 PM
Entry #: 2883753
| seeing goodwin is only 110 lbs we should be good.
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| Brian Stevens
August 26, 2008
3:07:01 PM
Entry #: 2883772
| fair enough. it will be tough to beat Bagshaw though. I don't think he would stop until his heart did. Plus- you will have to leave as soon as your wife calls you. We will win by default.
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| Smitty
August 26, 2008
3:23:37 PM
Entry #: 2883804
| stevens....don't forget guapo
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| demonti
August 26, 2008
3:23:52 PM
Entry #: 2883805
| i will drink a resevoir of any alcohol on the bar and i think this should happen anyway, thats it its final, me hinske and jackson on to knight goody and moulton, fuck the tie, its on!
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| Smitty
August 26, 2008
3:24:56 PM
Entry #: 2883808
| there is no way you'll finish that contest....too many angry drunks....it will turn into a brawl before anyone finishes drinking
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| Brian Stevens
August 26, 2008
3:29:42 PM
Entry #: 2883830
| Dean does belong in the mix. I don't want to be involved in anything that will end in an arrest though. I wonder if it is legal for a bar to sponsor such an event. I think it would be a fun time. We could make a charity drinking contest. All those not involved show up for a steak fry or something and put bets on the winners. It could be like a 50-50 raffle type thing. The winners get something and the rest of the money goes to a good cause.
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| Mac
August 26, 2008
3:58:18 PM
Entry #: 2883874
| This sounds like a wonderful idea. ill judge it as long as the judge can drink all he wants. stevens i think we all know where the $ from the 50-50 would go to... right back on the back for a rematch haha
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| Hinske
August 26, 2008
3:59:35 PM
Entry #: 2883876
| I say the money be put to the liver transplants that we all will need. there would have to be some rules. I mean we really do need a fourth guy cause our karoke machine zabbo has to be put into the mix.
How do we gauge the drinking. All beers? All Shots? a combo..........
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| Smitty
August 26, 2008
4:04:15 PM
Entry #: 2883882
| beer golf....
two teams of five, four drinkers and one sober driver
pick a first watering hole and a 9th watering hole. you start and end in the same place and can do the others however you want.
at each establishment, each team member, except the driver, must finish a shot or a pint before leaving first one done wins, no puking
the drivers might have to drive for the other team to keep it fair
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| Hinske
August 26, 2008
4:09:22 PM
Entry #: 2883895
| thats only 9 shots or 9 beers thats our warm up. There is no way you can trust any member of the coventry softball league to be a designated driver. After all the coventry midget will be in europe during the event so who will judge.
Gopher?
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| Brian Stevens
August 26, 2008
4:24:45 PM
Entry #: 2883922
| not a bad idea. i like the idea of a longer, sustained, drinking event though. I think beer is the way to go unless we did it like a game where one team drinks something and the other has to follow...
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| Hinske
August 26, 2008
4:28:46 PM
Entry #: 2883935
| horse with drinking. You guys would lose. Think about Knight trying to suck down a hot dog martini hahahah never gonna happen CROWE WINS AGAIN. Make sure the rules are well spelled out with whats being drank and where or TICK TICK TICK TICK PUKE TICK TICK TICK PUKE WE WIN>
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| lb4lb
August 26, 2008
4:30:44 PM
Entry #: 2883940
| hey. Stinkske, I will have you know that I tower over Dionne, LittleGUY, and Ed Martin. Any one of them and half the Eaton team is better qualified for the Coventry Midget nickname. You , however, have Fudd all locked up hunter boy. Go stab a woodchuck.
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| Brian Stevens
August 26, 2008
4:31:17 PM
Entry #: 2883942
| that fat fuck probably has 2 or 3 of those a day. I bet he would survive it.
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| Hinske
August 26, 2008
4:47:37 PM
Entry #: 2883971
| very original stinske i like that. Balco4Balco, now what did a woodchuck ever do to you i may be a hillbilly but i eat everything i kill so woodchuck is out of the question. Im starting to put you in the class of ryman. You dont go all public stalker as him but i see you scowering the state for the next rockstar. Scouting games, doing stat analysis from year to year. What are you gonna do when you go away.
I know you will have a live feed monitoring every field in the state. Laptop on the plain writing six page proposals to pump up the botehlos squad for next year. Your itunes account will be maxed out looking for the next perfect three songs to keep repeating over and over. All leading to the same thing another sweep by the crowe on one fine sunday morning next summer.
Though the crowe does have some short guys as you have seen ZABBO and Dionski but you take the cake. As you cramp up and hunch over you really start to shrink. Tough getting old.
In your euro trip this month i bet your scowering Mt everest looking for the secret of softball.
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| gopher
August 26, 2008
5:15:37 PM
Entry #: 2884008
| I will offer my service's as a driver.
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| Ryno
August 26, 2008
6:23:12 PM
Entry #: 2884109
| Hinske I won't matter. I don't drink much so I wouldn't even enter my name. However while you sweaty homos are beer goggleing each other I will be home nailing my wife. Ok I will be rubbing one out while she is sleeping.
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| Ryno
August 26, 2008
6:24:33 PM
Entry #: 2884111
| Oh yeah and on the actual matter at hand I agree with timebomb. Coin flips suck.
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| fiskey
August 26, 2008
8:24:26 PM
Entry #: 2884278
| FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUGGGGGGGUUUUUUUYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAALLLLLLLLSSSSSSSUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKFISKEY6FINALSINAROW4DIFFERENTTEAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| EW33
August 26, 2008
8:32:45 PM
Entry #: 2884286
| As to the title of the post i couldnt agree more. For the drinking I think that Guapo, Stevens and whoever the fuck the third is wont matter... bothelos has a world class drinking squad. Most of you guys probably dont know Guapo that well, but that man is the epitomy of professional alcoholic. To the best of my knowledge Dean is a great guy, father and never lets it affect his family but EVERY spare moment is spent with a beer in hand lol.
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| hodde
August 26, 2008
8:34:43 PM
Entry #: 2884289
| i think ill out drink all of ya in a one week competition drink with me day for day for one week i am the champ float like a butterfly sting like a bee dont even fuck with me cause im muhamad ali
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| fiskey
August 26, 2008
8:56:14 PM
Entry #: 2884319
| ew666, if my memory serves me correctly wasn't El-Guapo the guy who passed out on the side of Sandy Bottom last year after the post celebration, I will burry him in a straight up drinking match!!!!
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| Smitty
August 26, 2008
9:10:40 PM
Entry #: 2884338
| memory serves you half right fiskey. after starting at 12:30 and leaving at 8:30, guapo decided to pull over and call for a ride.
translation: 8 hours drinking and still smart enough to make a good decision.
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| Smitty
August 26, 2008
9:12:04 PM
Entry #: 2884339
| GOPHER: GO INTO YOUR PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT AND RESIZE THE DAMN PICTURE TO 640x480
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| ant77
August 26, 2008
9:12:42 PM
Entry #: 2884340
| I would probably put my money on the Moulton boys for drinking. Fiskey is a champ and the rest can drink a ton. The only problem is i don't think you could find 9 bars that would allow that crew in long enough to finish a drink.
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| Brian Stevens
August 26, 2008
9:16:13 PM
Entry #: 2884344
| that is a good point. we should see if Jogues would just let us use the field. this way if someone pukes there won't be much to clean up. plus there are plenty of places to hide when the wives/girlfriends show up to put an end to the mess.
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| fiskey
August 26, 2008
9:21:39 PM
Entry #: 2884351
| Smitty, it usally starts with difficulty walking, blurred vision, slurred speech, slowed reaction times, impaired memory: Clearly, alcohol affects the brain. But, some of these impairments are detectable after only one or two drinks and quickly resolve when drinking stops. On the other hand, a person who can make a logical decision on the side of Sandy Bottom Road after drinking all day, is a freak of nature in the alcholic world!!!
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| Brian Stevens
August 26, 2008
9:24:48 PM
Entry #: 2884356
| I think that we are ignoring the possibility that Dean just forgot how to drive and called the wife for help. After hearing an idling Jeep and her husband's inability to speak, she figured it would be best just to pick him up.
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| hodde
August 26, 2008
9:25:24 PM
Entry #: 2884358
| hodde is the champ hands down
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| hodde
August 26, 2008
9:26:24 PM
Entry #: 2884361
| hodde is the champ hands down
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| fiskey
August 26, 2008
9:27:51 PM
Entry #: 2884362
| Brian, I think your right!
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| ant77
August 26, 2008
9:28:54 PM
Entry #: 2884368
| Hodde although i do believe you are a pro i would like to see that as main event. The hell with a home run contest Fiskey against Hodde going beer for beer loser is the one who throws up or passes out first.
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| Brian Stevens
August 26, 2008
9:30:32 PM
Entry #: 2884369
| I can't bust Dean's balls though. I was so hung over that I showed up at Juniors, had one drink (water) and went to bed. Sad.
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| fiskey
August 26, 2008
9:33:11 PM
Entry #: 2884372
| little hodde man, I will crush you in a one on one drinking match, so bad that your wife will paint your eyelids shut with toe nail polish and go find Mertog and EW to fool around with!!!
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| fiskey
August 26, 2008
9:36:01 PM
Entry #: 2884377
| Ant, I'm down for that!!!
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| Hinske
August 27, 2008
8:31:45 AM
Entry #: 2884707
| Hodde likes warm beer reminds him of his boyfriend's load.
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| gopher
August 27, 2008
9:37:13 AM
Entry #: 2884773
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Happy Now Smitty
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| gopher
August 27, 2008
9:39:01 AM
Entry #: 2884775
| WTF
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| hodde
August 27, 2008
5:09:07 PM
Entry #: 2885533
| fiskey i would win and have to give you a ride home to pam please get serious
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| OAWMF
August 27, 2008
6:28:47 PM
Entry #: 2885651
| Lets go Wisniowka and beer and I am in....
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| fiskey
August 28, 2008
11:38:11 AM
Entry #: 2886465
| OAWMF, only if we can pour it on the bar, light it, and then drink it out of a straw.
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| fiskey
August 28, 2008
11:40:18 AM
Entry #: 2886470
| Hodde, no more rides home from you, I'm still fixing the damage you did after driving into my garage door!!
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