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Author TOPIC: 16" Softball 8/31
Smitty

August 26, 2008
11:28:05 PM

Entry #: 2884515
We are still playing this weekend.

This Sunday, 10:00 CC Park/Nike Site.
Everyone's invited.
Bring your bats, but no gloves.

I know Club Jogues is being used and I picked Nike Site because if enough (40) show we could use both fields there.

I ordered 4 new 16" softballs and I already have 3 that are a little beat up.

It would be nice to have an idea who will be there so check in here if you're showing up.


ant77

August 26, 2008
11:33:26 PM

Entry #: 2884519
I will be there i figure i can't hit a regular softball for shit so i might as well try a 16" one

Jeffc_28

August 27, 2008
7:17:20 AM

Entry #: 2884646
In


Smitty

August 27, 2008
4:40:06 PM

Entry #: 2885484
club jogues is available...that would be legally "entertaining".....would people prefer playing there?

no one will hit an out of park home run at either place


OAWMF

August 27, 2008
8:15:11 PM

Entry #: 2885764
CJ would be closer and easier for many I am sure. lmk if it goes there and I might show up there.

Brian Stevens

August 27, 2008
8:26:46 PM

Entry #: 2885778
i will come if we can drink. this would be just like a regular week for me. show up, not use a glove, and then get loaded.

Smitty

August 27, 2008
8:39:29 PM

Entry #: 2885789
CLUB JOGUES IT IS....IF WE GET TOO MANY GUYS WE'LL SEND SOME TO HUNTERS OR FOSTER

Brian Stevens

August 27, 2008
8:46:41 PM

Entry #: 2885793
if we get too many guys i will watch from the parking lot and drink your beer.

Uncle Mertog

August 27, 2008
8:55:00 PM

Entry #: 2885803
This game sounds perfct for me since I can't use my glove correctly anyway!

Smitty

August 27, 2008
9:14:38 PM

Entry #: 2885825
in case you missed it.....


EW33

August 27, 2008
9:55:10 PM

Entry #: 2885872
I'm in. I don't have the kids or work. I think I may have to have my first Brian Stevens experience. Ryno you need to get your ass and Guapo's down here for some of this action. Could be a good time for the married guys.

Littleguy

August 27, 2008
10:54:01 PM

Entry #: 2885948
I will most likely be there! Is Merts mout going to be attatched to EW's jock? I am out if so!

k. Devlin

August 28, 2008
3:00:48 AM

Entry #: 2886068
Why are you out? Is it because your jealous?

Uncle Mertog

August 28, 2008
5:57:42 AM

Entry #: 2886082
Somebody grab that lttle prick and make him tell you where the gold is.

Brian Stevens

August 28, 2008
10:43:22 AM

Entry #: 2886385
Any count on how many players. I talked to Ryan and he gave a maybe.

Lags

August 28, 2008
11:34:47 AM

Entry #: 2886462
Im in if Dutilly and Ian are captains. As long as Ian doesn't pick me second to last again.

gopher

August 28, 2008
12:31:20 PM

Entry #: 2886541
I think you guys should reach out to Tommy Mac or Timebomb Dimonti to pick teams seeing they are the most quailied in coin tossing techniques
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EW33

August 28, 2008
1:06:11 PM

Entry #: 2886587
dont you mean salad tossing?

gopher

August 28, 2008
1:09:23 PM

Entry #: 2886591
1 more then the other I would bet

Smitty

August 28, 2008
3:11:37 PM

Entry #: 2886761
again it would be nice to have an idea of how many are coming. so if you know people that are planning on it post a count

Brian Stevens

August 28, 2008
3:27:31 PM

Entry #: 2886782
Want to get a keg? if we half enough people we should be able to kick it by noon when the bar opens for business.

Mac

August 28, 2008
3:45:46 PM

Entry #: 2886805
ill be down there sunday smitty.
gopher im not a specialist in coin flipping, however if i have a two sided smitty coin i just might have gotten jokes into the playoffs.
ernie i thought your old nickname in highschool with the boys was toss em wright, just going on what your buddies told me you are the king of salads..... sorry i knew u wanted to keep that a secret, but the cats outta the bag.

how many in the field same as 12 inch softball?


Smitty

August 28, 2008
4:52:52 PM

Entry #: 2886931
usually its 10 but we can do 11 to get more guys out there.

EW33

August 28, 2008
9:43:00 PM

Entry #: 2887236
I know you are full of shit Mac because no one liked me and especially not from my high school. I was one of the kids that guys like Craig, Lemme, and you picked on. Even Smitty would have picked on me.

Smitty

August 28, 2008
11:10:25 PM

Entry #: 2887334
still do....

roch's is bringing about 7 guys down sunday


demonti

August 29, 2008
10:51:33 AM

Entry #: 2887724
hey ern, i definately dont toss any salads but i heard you won the sword swallowing contest at the fair this year. and i definatly would of made fun of you in school, i was the biggest douche bag ever in school, as you can see not much has changed since then.

gopher

August 29, 2008
11:31:11 AM

Entry #: 2887777
http://www.extremesportclips.com/video/2177/School-Bully-Gets-Knocked-Out.html


Maybe Mike in his prime


Littleguy

August 29, 2008
12:19:28 PM

Entry #: 2887852
Not sure Smitty if I was included in the Rochs 7 but I am in!

k. Devlin

August 29, 2008
1:08:27 PM

Entry #: 2887904
probably not..This is gonna be a change for you little guy! Instead of catching 16' things with your mouth ,you get to use your hands! good luck!

Smitty

August 29, 2008
3:26:36 PM

Entry #: 2888108
the 16s are in....here's our comparison.
12" trump 16" clincher
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now all we need is nice weather and sunday


Brian Stevens

August 29, 2008
3:28:37 PM

Entry #: 2888111
that looks like me standing next to Bob Botelho.

lb4lb

August 29, 2008
3:36:35 PM

Entry #: 2888122
wait a minute. If that were entirely true, I would be the CLEAN smaller one and you would be the dirty larger one. I gotta get you a new shirt

Brian Stevens

August 29, 2008
3:46:58 PM

Entry #: 2888135
wow. i make a fat joke about myself and you still managed to get offended.

Brian Stevens

August 29, 2008
3:48:53 PM

Entry #: 2888139
order me up a new #4 and overnight it. I will wear it to the big ball slapping event on sunday.

Ryno

August 29, 2008
8:25:08 PM

Entry #: 2888367
I am out Big Ern. I still have to work Saturday and Sunday. I only get Monday off.

EW33

August 30, 2008
12:26:26 AM

Entry #: 2888514
Monday off you say? hmmmm

Brian Stevens

August 30, 2008
12:28:51 AM

Entry #: 2888516
monday off is the reason why i am going!

Ryno

August 30, 2008
7:48:44 AM

Entry #: 2888598
With playoffs coming up I need to make sure I work when we have no games and use my time off wisely.

EW33

August 30, 2008
10:08:36 AM

Entry #: 2888649
i understand more than most ryno. I will be there sunday and on monday probably hanging with my kids. Monday night taking my son to his first sox game.

lb4lb you said you would be the clean one? I have yet to meet a clean portagee. you are all dirty little bastards.


lb4lb

August 30, 2008
11:06:05 AM

Entry #: 2888682
First, future PNA team member, they are so many Portagees on your new team PNA should stand for Portuguese National Association..instead of Polish National Association..or, as it is more commonly known around here this time of year..Probably Not Advancing in the playoffs. One of the Machado boys will be paying you a visit.

EW33

August 30, 2008
10:44:39 PM

Entry #: 2889083
The Machados are stereotypical dirty ass, beer swilling, sloppy portagees. I am married to one this has given me a free pass for picking on any and all of portuegese heritage. My wife is the dirtiest portagee of all believe me i know (and so does dutilly, craig and countless others.)

Smitty

August 31, 2008
12:49:06 AM

Entry #: 2889147
he's not lying.....seriously

KD

August 31, 2008
1:07:20 AM

Entry #: 2889156
EW, does she shave or wax her moustache???? I dated a porcha-a-geez chick in High School that had a stash like Giambi. I think she used miracle grow instead of Edge to shave with!

Mac

August 31, 2008
1:09:01 AM

Entry #: 2889158
BEEN THERE DONE THAT.... CANT TALK ABOUT ERNIE OR HIS WIFE ANYMORE, HIS WIFE WAS GREAT BUT I THINK CUZ ERNIE HAS A FEW MOE POUNDS ON HIM HE WORKS A LIL HARDER. GREAT JOB TONITE SON. MY BALLS HAVENT BEEN THIS CLEAN IN 5 YEARS ( OR SINCE MY LAST SHOWER ) HAHA

C U AT 10 BIATCH.


Ryno

August 31, 2008
2:14:01 AM

Entry #: 2889176
KD I know back in 1942 when you were in high school they didn't have the kind of personal grooming technology that is so readily available today, but couldn't you have at least rubbed her moustache with a rock to thin it down some?

I just threw up in my mouth. Can you imagine that hairy clumpy pussy? So much fur keeping the heat and moisture in that it grows mold and smells like boiling garbage?


Ryno

August 31, 2008
6:38:33 AM

Entry #: 2889203
hey masterbater4hairychicks. We will see how far we advancwe when we are laying the wood to you so bad you will be begging to throw money at us next year. PNA/Botelho's 2009!

EW33

August 31, 2008
7:09:59 AM

Entry #: 2889208
i have to try and find sexy ways to style her upper lip hair and the down under work gets done with a chain saw.

Littleguy

August 31, 2008
8:20:06 PM

Entry #: 2889601
Just wanted to say today was a blast playing. Want to say thanks to Smitty. Good group of guys there today. Nice to finally put faces to the names on here, Lets' see Gopher, OAWMF, I am sure theer are a few others. Had fun playing with you guys and good luck to all in the playoffs.

KD

August 31, 2008
10:02:38 PM

Entry #: 2889688
Ryno,
You're thinking of the other short guy (on your team). I was 19 FIFTY 2! You're right, all we had was Nair and Bic razors and chicks from Artic couldn't afford either one.

You know when a circus clown puts on the bald head wig with the red afro sticking out the sides? That's what it was like when she put on a bikini! NASTY!


Uncle Mertog

August 31, 2008
10:40:02 PM

Entry #: 2889712
It was a great day of playing ball all day long until Mac and I had to separate the boys from the real men.

After the game we all went to ON THE ROCHS for a few adult beverages, and as usual...Uncle Mertog closed the joint down with a new partner in crime and the only man I know in this friggen league that can actually drink with Mert and push me to limits I never knew I had in me. Mac you are the friggen man...Smitty, Considine, OAWMF, dropped out early due to spousal abuse...fags. Then Ernie and his new live in boy toy Mark dropped out....then Del...soon it was only me and Mac left standing. Mac ...you are the man, not like these whipped ass bitches around here.

Mac, not only are you a legend on the ball field but more importantly you are an MVP in the bar room as well!

More improtantly you don't try to skip out on the bill like that fucking Smitty character. Mac, you can be my wing man anytime...Maverick and Iceman baby!

Ernie swore up and down all week that he had sunday all to himself and the wife would not be a problem this weekend, but he went home to play World of Warcraft with his new boyfriend rather than drinking with Mac and me.....fag! Level 70 Dwarf has no drinking stamina. He may be able to kill wild boars in the woods but gets his ass kicked by Amstel lights! And he picks on Anthony's kids all day. Shooting the middle on a young kid, despicable!


ant77

August 31, 2008
10:48:19 PM

Entry #: 2889718
Just wanted to say the kids and i had a great time today. A great bunch of guys showed up and the only time i had to tell the kids to look the other way was when riley99 was showing his ass at 3rd.

EW33

September 1, 2008
12:04:08 AM

Entry #: 2889770
yeah yeah moore keep talking.

Ant, you mean you didnt make them turn their heads when the old prick moore was doing what he refers to as "swinging the bat". It more closely resembles an old bitch trying to kill a pesky fly with a softball bat instead of a fly swatter.


EW33

September 1, 2008
12:04:33 AM

Entry #: 2889772
oh and PS ... riley has a nice ass.

Uncle Mertog

September 1, 2008
6:07:45 AM

Entry #: 2889853
At least I didn't destroy a little kids dream of getting a hit all day, and then shoot middle on him...you rotten bastard!

Mac

September 1, 2008
5:27:38 PM

Entry #: 2890318
Markman. when i left u i came home showered and talked walker into drinking and ended up closing down fridays with a few of my buddies talk about a good nite i think i just sobered up.... guess that means its prob a good time to retrace all my steps seeing how i walked home from fridays to prove a point haha

WINGMAN.... wooo haha great time at the bars and great time playing special thanks to rob raymond for getting our morning started right with the beverages, then big shout out to considine for bringing more fuel for us. oawmf bitched out just as ernie and his new bf did.


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