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TOPIC: wheres macs planet from florida? |
| demonti
September 19, 2008
12:35:22 PM
Entry #: 2913497
| mac, i need some humor, dad needs to be able to fill mom in accurately on the disp[lay the trust boys put on in the red neck state of florida, hook it up mac, pachenco, walter, fetticcine,langston, goddin, rammney and huerta all need a reality check too!
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| Goody
September 19, 2008
2:22:23 PM
Entry #: 2913648
| Fuck you... there's some humor for ya Mikey! You going to be perusing the sidelines this weekend?
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| demonti
September 20, 2008
10:33:27 AM
Entry #: 2914348
| ill be there at your game you fuck and you better hit well and field well or ill be all over your shit and you want to curl upmin a ball on the bench and cry! just fuckin with ya, ill see you tomorrow
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| Mac
September 22, 2008
5:16:55 PM
Entry #: 2917111
| alrite im gonna go day to day for you guys cause its just to long to write it all in one post.
wednesday morning 830 am. phone goes off and a text comes thru the wire from demonti saying i just started drinkin, making sure my drinking partner is ready.... right then i knew this was going to be a mess of a trip haha. so about 4ish we show up to the airport see a drunk softball guy stumbling around the check in area yes it was mike, we settle everything up and head into the bar which was the size of a sardine can and we have about 20 softball players in there trust guys, wormburners, jerkys... packed. walk up to ranney saying ive been here for over an hour, smitty just grinning, ricky already have in the bag and the trip begins beers start flowing. we get onto the plane the stewardess exclaimsto all you softball players we will open the bar very shortly just wait a few. id say about 10 seconds after we get into the air demonti is already up and flirting with (linda our stewardess) needless to say it worked because before they even start serving we already have one round of beers. by the time everyone else is getting there first demonti is up there grabbing round two. kid is out of control. we finally get off the plane and head towards the house. we walk into the house and find horta, difranco, lesniak and lags at the table half in the bag. beer cans everywhere and them playing cards. we go thru the house and see there is not enough rooms/ beds for all of us, so i offer to sleep on the couch no big deal. as i say this the 4 guys who were there early inform me that there is a room that they have hidden by moving over a big cabinet in front of the door frame and u really couldnt tell it was even a room.
we go on drinking and listening to smitty and lags talk shit the whole time about how tehre the best beer pong players and this and that. to my dismay, unfortunately they were serious about playing and they backed it up steem rolling thru all of us in the house. then at this time i wish my picture would upload cuz i have a great pic of demonti passed out cold in the same room were everyone is screaming and yellin it is great. he then decides to go upstairs and pass out in bed. lags and the boys decide to tell everyone about the hidden room. we all get a kick out of it and absolutely flip people were running and falling over the furniture just to try and get there stuff in the room. haha to funny. relatively low key nite that nite. more to come.... day 2 in the works.....
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| Lags
September 22, 2008
9:11:46 PM
Entry #: 2917446
| Not only is Ian a softball god, but yes he is also a beer pong god.
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| Smitty
September 22, 2008
9:45:16 PM
Entry #: 2917495
| id say im average. lags you carried me a few games. however, with our powers combined....total domination.
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| Mac
September 24, 2008
12:29:09 AM
Entry #: 2919469
| Day 2.
most of us wake up with a hangover, but just ignore it and decide to hit up the water park and a few of the others had to go to the meeting and then did some mini golfing. while at the water park in a seperate group demonti, difranco, lags, lesniak and horta are there a lil while earlier than me, smitty and ranney so we start hittin up some tube rides then decide its time to venture up to the high slide. at this point we notice the rest of the guys coming walking up the stairs, we go down wait for them and they of course have a story for us.... so i guess there on the lazy river and they see a lifeguard(of course a girl im assuming she was hot as well) and she is adjusting her socks and shoes. so demonti goes stright foresst gump on the chic and says something along the lines of gotta keep them socks dry thats the most important thing luitenant dan stressed. pause..... and says but isnt it ironic that luitenant dan doesnt haev feet. oh to have seen the look on the girls face i can only imagine it was nothing less than priceless, realizing that 1 this kid actually held a straight face and 2 that he could actually stand up ( whihc was pretty shocking cause 98 % of the trip he was bombed ) haha.
we end up coming home and the guys go golfing, some of them go to dinner. me smitty, ranney and lesniak decide itd b good to go take a look at the team we are supposed to play the next morning. so we head to the field around i wanna say 630ish give or take. we get there smitty's great idea is lets stop and grab a beer at the outside bar ( which turned out to b one of the greatest ideas he possibly has ever had) because no more than 3 minutes after we get under shelter it starts pouring and doesnt let up for a few hours, meanwhile walker, godin and dante show up for some cold refreshments as we watch some of the teams who were waitin to play running and diving in puddles in an open feild ( which was quite amusing to all of us ) finally the rain subsides and we take a walk to our field and find out the games will b delayed for a few hours to let it dry out. back to the house we go to enjoy some more of those fantastic adult beverages and watch one of the great channels we got there ( either jerry springer or jerry springers bouncer had his own show down there ) ( yes it was just as bad) so some of the guys hit up the strip club and a few of us take a ride to actually see the team play....well the team just went out and it wasnt even close so basically the whole day long smitty was talkin about these milk shakes he had once gotten while down in florida. saying they were the best thing he has ever gotten and how we need to find it, so its about 1215 am we are driving around lookin for a steak and shake. we find it and order to mine and ranney surprise they are quite delicious, for all the talk he talked they actually lived up. we get home everyone is out cold ( either drunk or already in there room getting some sleep for our 8 am game the next morning) that was a pretty good afternoon and nite.
spoiler alert.......
then we wake up in the morning and demonti has turned into a buzzard pecking at the counter top and making all our drunk asses completely crack up if u wanna know what the buzzard is all about u will have to ask him to funny.
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