I have one....Botelho is retiring. Again, just a rumor.
Brian Stevens
December 18, 2008 4:25:21 PM
Entry #: 3017538
I heard that Jeff Considine is getting fat.
lb4lb
December 18, 2008 4:29:38 PM
Entry #: 3017542
neither one of those are rumours. Both facts. Hinske is moving out of RI...thats a rumour
gopher
December 18, 2008 8:58:30 PM
Entry #: 3017702
Heard Hodde has quit drinking
Ryno
December 19, 2008 11:32:51 AM
Entry #: 3017948
No rumors but I have confirmed you are all fags.
lb4lb
December 19, 2008 11:56:53 AM
Entry #: 3017967
Ryno has 3 nipples. And he is a free agent because PNA has no room for him any longer. He is getting called into Beavers office for the " Rob Raymond Talk".
Jeffc_28
December 19, 2008 1:21:47 PM
Entry #: 3018026
I heard Stevens locked up his girl. Nice Job, 20 more pounds and she was gonna leave your fat ass.
Jeffc_28
December 19, 2008 1:25:24 PM
Entry #: 3018034
I have a good one, but I don't want Smitty mad at me.
BTW, -9, Brian.
Mac
December 19, 2008 2:31:36 PM
Entry #: 3018079
i have a pretty good one....
its f*ckin december who fucking cares about softball get off your lazy asses and go snowboarding.
ernie is gay, dutilly still has no teeth, craigs having a baby, pna is still old yet a fun team to play against. smitty is growing his handle bar mustache, stevens has been in hiding, ( not drinking around here ) jeff c passed out in the car after a short nite of drinking haha, knight is still a big dummy, goodwin got old and turned into a drunk, eddie mac is still the man and always will be, demonti has and always will b a drunk, jackson is tryin to duplicate knights size. artie is in witness protection after the turkey trot, guapo is still drunk from the party at pna that night haha, gopher is still tryin to plan a trip to noridc what he doesnt realize is no one wants to go with him there afraid he will eat all the food and theyd get none, hodde could not have quit drinking thats his religion, all of the pub are still in the pub they dont even know its snowing they think its still summer, hinske and the crowe guys are out in the woods hoping dione walks thru the woods with antleers, everyone on harris sucks including me, del padre is still tryin to figure out how to get desimone to the field and have " the best team" ryman is in a bunker outside kirbys house making sure he isnt in contact with any other sunday morning team, a + well there prob lost somewhere in the office cuz have the time they couldnt find the field ( on time atleast ) the stallions are all being totaly tubular man, shamrock is hoping a lepracuan jumps out from behind the rainbow so they make the playoffs this year, the fire fighters well there fighting fires in the snow now thats respectable, and last but not least bothelo is still talking retirement..... we all know that wont happen then he will have to wear that tight yellow livestrong jersey on his biking adventures with kate... just not gonna happen. sorry kate haha
NOW GET OFF YOUR ASSES SO WHEN SOFTBALL SEASON DOES START SOMEONE ACTUALLY WANTS U ON THERE TEAM HAHA
OH YA AND PS DUTILLY IS FASTER THAN SMITTY!!!
Ryno
December 19, 2008 8:33:42 PM
Entry #: 3018314
I have one more year left before I get the Raymond treatment. But I am sure I will be moving down in the batting order to a spot probably with double digits.
Brian Stevens
December 21, 2008 5:09:15 PM
Entry #: 3019026
I am definitely not in hiding. Put a strong 8 hours or so yesterday with Mr. and Mrs. Considine. Don't believe that he has lost an ounce. He looks as fat as ever.
EW33
December 22, 2008 8:37:18 AM
Entry #: 3019285
JC is -9 referring to your declining hairline or is that how many inches down Smitty's pole you have gotten and you are trying to compare notes with how far down Mr. Stevens has gone?
Brian Stevens
December 22, 2008 9:01:45 AM
Entry #: 3019296
don't need nine for Ian.
Jeffc_28
December 22, 2008 9:10:17 AM
Entry #: 3019300
Who is this Smitty guy? Had a team meeting Saturday without the coach ????
Brian Stevens
December 22, 2008 10:13:32 AM
Entry #: 3019327
Productive team meeting too. He never shows up even if it is a mandatory meeting.
lb4lb
December 22, 2008 10:19:07 AM
Entry #: 3019330
Holy Shit MAC...I am printing that for posterity. F'N hilarious. I was laughing my way through the whole thing wondering why you didnt take a swipe at me...and then BAM!...its an honor to be included in your legendary rant.
EW33
December 23, 2008 5:22:03 AM
Entry #: 3019872
Stevens u definitely need 9 for ian. Have you seen Kate? That thing has to be at least a foot.
Brian Stevens
December 23, 2008 9:06:29 AM
Entry #: 3019921
Kate would never touch that filthy thing.
demonti
December 24, 2008 12:02:20 PM
Entry #: 3020628
i have officially quit drinkin and the crowe bar is a fuckin dump and i will officially never be seen in or near that fuckin dump ever again, maybe if im floating by on a tube swearing and throwing eggs at it, FUCK THE CROWE BAR AND SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK!
demonti
December 24, 2008 12:06:14 PM
Entry #: 3020631
i still love you hinske, ricky and guns, you guys should get a new sponsor, that place is full of steers and queers, hahahahahahahahah!
Hinske
January 5, 2009 1:50:23 PM
Entry #: 3025222
Well demonti you got your wish from what i heard ricky, jd, and guns all got new sponsors. From a new little birdie i heard they are headed to the pna. AWSOME great for the league.
Jeff C left to be a superstar and now will be put into Keenan's shadow. You definatly will end up looking like Stevens.
Im retiring from coventry mens softball.
EW33
January 5, 2009 2:42:03 PM
Entry #: 3025248
I would be happy with everything u listed Hinske.....EVERYTHING.
Brian Stevens
January 5, 2009 3:19:19 PM
Entry #: 3025271
Mike's metabolism would never allow that to happen.
demonti
January 5, 2009 3:42:47 PM
Entry #: 3025288
i heard you are taking a job in nashville hinske. i wish you the best of luck for you and annie and hope everything works out as planned for you guys. your character and charisma and daily posts will be sorely missed. i truly enjoyed playing with you and hope we will play again in the future. good luck bro and keep in touch. your hunting spot will always be there whenever you want it.
Ryno
January 5, 2009 4:04:51 PM
Entry #: 3025305
No more Hinske?
My competitive side says YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SEE YOU LATER SUCKER.
But I am conflicted. He is an excellent board poster that will rip into anyone. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T GO!!!!!!
Ok seriously good luck with the move if that is what you are up to.
And if these rumors are true about the Crowe boys joining the PNA then someone call me and let me know if I still have a spot.
Hinske
January 5, 2009 4:39:34 PM
Entry #: 3025339
I dont want to say official as of yet the plans are in place a lot of kinks to work out but thats what it looks like. But there is still a chance that things could be delayed. I know one thing i wont be on the crowe either.
Dont worry ryno i will still post on this site someone has to call ernie out for crying like a girl when he is the best player in the state. Wahhhh that pitch was tooo high, Wahhhhh its outside, Wahhhhhh wahhhh dutilly didnt take his teeth out, Wahhhhhh artie brought ringers to the tournament wahhhh wahhh shut up and play you big baby.
EW33
January 6, 2009 5:02:12 AM
Entry #: 3025649
I'm not even the best player on my own team Hinske. You need to get out more.
Brian Stevens
January 6, 2009 8:56:05 AM
Entry #: 3025711
you spend too much time letting that dog lick your nuts during the down time to really reach your potential. Imagine if I stopped eating too much and you stopped getting blown between innings by your dog....I could join the PNA Yankees.
EW33
January 6, 2009 11:19:05 AM
Entry #: 3025821
The proof that i dont get blown by my dog stevens is the simple fact that i am still married. If it wasnt for the food and the sex (in that order) there would be really no reason to keep this portagee around.
Hinske
January 6, 2009 12:17:43 PM
Entry #: 3025866
Stevens are you implying that the pna is like the yankees. I can see that a bunch of real talented guys will get on one team and then just choke. Ernie must be like Arod he does like men. and he whines a lot.
Brian Stevens
January 6, 2009 1:07:44 PM
Entry #: 3025899
and wears lip gloss...
gopher
January 6, 2009 1:11:51 PM
Entry #: 3025904
and has Madonna on his IPOD
Brian Stevens
January 6, 2009 1:36:00 PM
Entry #: 3025924
The cover of the new PNA Media Guide
Hinske
January 6, 2009 3:14:35 PM
Entry #: 3026009
DOUBLE CHINS AND YELLOW TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
99
January 6, 2009 7:03:45 PM
Entry #: 3026252
Ernie is not even the best player in his house,someone in that has is one hell of a catcher
99
January 6, 2009 7:04:53 PM
Entry #: 3026253
sorry someone in that HOUSE is one hell of a catcher
demonti
January 6, 2009 8:30:21 PM
Entry #: 3026314
dutilly, you are a horrible catcher, dont even go there, you can take your fuckin teeth out nd you still couldnt blow at it more!
Lags
January 7, 2009 3:07:03 PM
Entry #: 3026876
looks like ernie just ate some cheez curls in that pick....
99
January 7, 2009 5:17:11 PM
Entry #: 3027023
double chin? look at ernie hes got more chins then he does homeruns
Softballwizkid
January 7, 2009 7:22:01 PM
Entry #: 3027162
Demonti why u so hostile?
demonti
January 8, 2009 8:17:51 AM
Entry #: 3027403
because i fuckin hate people, any other questions
demonti
January 8, 2009 8:20:21 AM
Entry #: 3027404
by the way dutilly, how many screen names do you actually have? definately more names than teeth or assists at the plate
EW33
January 8, 2009 7:50:13 PM
Entry #: 3027932
or accurate throws from you demonti
DeMonti
January 9, 2009 3:44:25 PM
Entry #: 3028408
im sorry ernie, your rite, i didnt make many accurate ones, but a catchers job is to react to the ball and if it isnt on the money, get your ass to the fuckin ball, no matter if its on the money or not, get it. in florida pachenco had like 5 assists at the plate and stopped every ball within 10 feet of him, hell, he was beating the runners out of the box and to the bag at first, crazy. now im not sayin bob should be moving like difranco but any cocky fuck who bets smitty and half the team that he can beat them in a running race should be able to catch or stop a ball no matter how badly it was thrown. seeing how your answering for him now i guess, whats his excuse?
E W 3 3
January 9, 2009 3:54:26 PM
Entry #: 3028414
just wanted to give you a hard time demonti... nice hard throws now lets get u throwing to the right base sweetheart then you'll be almost as good as smitty out there!
DUTILLY
January 9, 2009 8:16:44 PM
Entry #: 3028565
does being to fat constitute a good excuse?
DeMonti
January 10, 2009 12:09:12 PM
Entry #: 3028747
ill work on that for you ernie, and dutilly, nice of you to check in in this matter on your own behalf, i thought pitchers and catchers reported to spring training early this year, you suck, hahahahahahahaha
Jeffc_28
January 11, 2009 6:25:51 PM
Entry #: 3029173
I heard Stevens was @ the gym this week???
E W 3 3
January 11, 2009 10:03:01 PM
Entry #: 3029271
Since when did they open a chinese buffet inside a gym?
Gopher
January 12, 2009 9:18:59 AM
Entry #: 3029387
I can confirm stevens in the gym......I was there also. Got a feeling you are all going to have fun with this one
hinske
January 12, 2009 10:42:02 AM
Entry #: 3029425
you mean you both were at JIM'S DELI
Stevens 4
January 12, 2009 11:55:56 AM
Entry #: 3029482
When I saw Gopher I knew that this would make great fodder for posting....you guys wait until we are swinging without titties in a few months.
Jeffc_28
January 12, 2009 12:03:25 PM
Entry #: 3029485
I'm suprised there's a structure that can handle the weight of both
Gopher
January 12, 2009 12:13:44 PM
Entry #: 3029495
Both brian and I have to sign waivers at the front desk saying that we can not be on the same side of the gym at 1 time.
Stevens 4
January 12, 2009 1:46:42 PM
Entry #: 3029550
The last person in the league that should be making fat jabs at us is Jeff.
Gopher
January 13, 2009 8:52:41 AM
Entry #: 3030011
Stevens give me a call 401-374-9611
hinske
January 13, 2009 10:27:24 AM
Entry #: 3030068
aww thats cute you guys going to ride the elyptical together. Oh i can just see that shit show.
Gopher: stevens put some weight on that bar i need a spot.
Stevens: how much gopher a 45 on each side?
Gopher: yeah now give me a spot 1 2 3 ughghghghh
Stevens: would it be easier if i lifted it off the bar for you to start?
Gopher: pop ohhhhh i think i hurt my shoulder lets back it down to 25 on each side. ( meanin im a bitch and dont want anyone to see)
Stevens: good call my shoulder hurts tooo!
hahahhahahahah someone should do a day in the life of your work outs and follow you guys into the gym with a video camera.
Gopher
January 13, 2009 11:02:54 AM
Entry #: 3030094
Good Morning Mr. Happy.....good to hear from you again. Did you kill all the deer and now decided to grace us with your find words of encouragment..........Thats just Awsome
Stevens 4
January 13, 2009 11:19:43 AM
Entry #: 3030111
Gopher and I are showing of for the PNA combine in three weeks to try and nail a spot on that roster. Got to be in shape for that!
DeMonti
January 13, 2009 12:50:50 PM
Entry #: 3030189
i will give props to the fat boys gopher and stevens for hitten the gym up, i just dont see how im not a fat slob yet, i definatly drink enough beer and eat enough fatty food. do you guys have any pointers on how i can pack an extra hundred pounds or so on, because from what i hear around town is that all you have to do to be a bad ass in this toilet of a town is just be a big fat out of shape fat slow slob and instantly that makes you a bad ass. im gonna have to try that, maybe some blow bar boyz can give me some pointers, that place is full of fat bad asses.
Stevens 4
January 13, 2009 1:34:51 PM
Entry #: 3030220
I am fat...definitely not a bad ass though.
DeMonti
January 13, 2009 1:54:34 PM
Entry #: 3030241
i beg to differ stevens, apparently, if your fat, overweight and slow, you are instanly a bad ass. thats just what ive been told bro, if you meet this criteria, your a bad ass my friend, maybe even a big enough bad ass to be a bouncer even! i have to get fat man, i wish i would of known that was the trick before i got this nasty speed habbit, i find it hard to put an ounce on!
Stevens 4
January 13, 2009 2:03:02 PM
Entry #: 3030246
I don't know what you do for work but if you get a job where you work at a desk...that is a step in the right direction. When I started my job I weighed 210 lbs. One Christmas day 2008 I had hit 283.5. I am hitting the gym and I bought a glove online today. I might even try out to be a catcher or something this year.
Gopher
January 13, 2009 2:08:49 PM
Entry #: 3030254
Having this kind of "thickness" is a gift. I wish there was a way we could teach you thing Michael but we cannot. I can say that you need a healthy travel routine to work with your ability to last a long time at buffets and party's. What you need to do is search your soul and see if you have what it takes to become a really good "FAT-A-SOROUS"
Eat 1 large roni, much, & olive pizza( like EW & Duttilly are doing) a day and drink it with beer and wash it down with chicken wings from Hong Kong in Artic and get back to us with your thought's. We will see if you have what takes to get it right...Good Luck.....Love always GOPHER
Stevens 4
January 13, 2009 2:37:25 PM
Entry #: 3030272
Hong Kong is my favorite!
Mark Yehle
January 13, 2009 2:59:22 PM
Entry #: 3030284
My mom never called me fat or thick...I was considered Husky
DeMonti
January 13, 2009 3:58:00 PM
Entry #: 3030342
hey stevens, sitting down at a bar for eight hours and eating hot wings is considered a job isnt it? oh ya, and gopher, i cant wait 2 see that new movie you starred in, paul blart mall cop, i hear you were a riot in that flick! if you dont mind me asking, how long did it take you to learn how to ride that sedgway?
Gopher
January 13, 2009 4:21:46 PM
Entry #: 3030355
Well funny you should ask.. I couldn't get the balance down so they asked Paul Blart to share the roll with me. He was a little less in weight
Stevens was there to back us up
Gopher
January 13, 2009 4:23:48 PM
Entry #: 3030356
DeMonti
January 13, 2009 4:28:09 PM
Entry #: 3030359
gopher and stevens should start their own version of the biggest loser except instead of having that black drill sargent dude as a mentore they can have me. and the show will have a totally different concept, the biggest loser will be determined by who passes out or throws up first, not who loses the most weight. i think stevens has got us both goph!
DeMonti
January 13, 2009 4:36:47 PM
Entry #: 3030361
thats fuckin hilarious, gopher, im sorry to do this to you bro, but i officially dubb you paul blart! anyone who posts on this site shall refer to gopher from now on as paul blart! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, awesome. gopher you must even change your screen name to paul blart! priceless. im going to laugh all nite while im getting cocked to that visual of gopher in the mall, awesome
Jeffc_28
January 13, 2009 5:55:31 PM
Entry #: 3030406
Ant6377
January 13, 2009 6:54:42 PM
Entry #: 3030439
Demonti, you are a tough guy behind a computer. You had your chance but just like you always have been you were a bitch. You can talk all you want about me or my brother but the truth is even though we may be fat and slow we could still kick your ass. So if you ever grow balls and want to be a man call me 300-6409 if not shut the fuck up. That is if you can stay off coke long enought
Stevens 4
January 13, 2009 8:46:07 PM
Entry #: 3030517
Just weighed in...270.5 that is -13. At this rate I am going to look like Chip by opening day.
DeMonti
January 14, 2009 8:15:09 AM
Entry #: 3030706
nice job jeffc, that is fuckin hilarious, and as far as you or your bro go ant, your fuckin brother stood at the top of the steps at the crowe bar and called you for help that nite, check your facts and you will find that the bitch you speak of isnt the one standing behind the computer and i most definately never call the cops or dial 911. and i also beleive that gun control is using two hands! mike the bitch out and trying to stay off coke ant, thanx for the caring!
hinske
January 14, 2009 8:30:47 AM
Entry #: 3030707
I dont think this is the site to be airing dirty loundry or having a public fight. Just my two cents on the matter. I love ya both and dont think this is the time or place for the high school stuff. My dad is bigger than your dad and i can beat you up crap.
Have a beer and work it out its not the end of the world.
Goody
January 14, 2009 8:30:47 AM
Entry #: 3030708
Wow... lots of action. Probably don't want to know... but... Mikey or Ant... what happened?
Stevens... 270.5 KILOS... not bad. Keep up the good work.
Stevens 4
January 14, 2009 8:38:03 AM
Entry #: 3030709
fuck you.
Goody
January 14, 2009 8:46:03 AM
Entry #: 3030713
Couldn't resist... Knight's the one who pointed it out to me that there was some good action on the site... had to throw a shot across your bow.
Gopher
January 14, 2009 8:50:11 AM
Entry #: 3030716
Stevens
I am the same weight but only down 6.5 from starting on the the 5th. Not looking to be the size of chip....but wouuld like the speed he has
Stevens 4
January 14, 2009 9:20:55 AM
Entry #: 3030729
I would also like to have enough sense not to wear shorts for a fall ball game that is being played in sub 30 degree temperatures...I will never forget that one.
Unclemertog
January 14, 2009 10:45:04 AM
Entry #: 3030795
Big John McCarthy says: "Are you ready....Are you ready....Let's get it on!"
Stevens 4
January 14, 2009 11:02:45 AM
Entry #: 3030808
How fat is Knight now? Is he hibernating? I haven't seen his drunk fat ass anywhere in months.
ENARD
January 14, 2009 11:57:39 AM
Entry #: 3030834
hey demonti just so you know i didnt call anyone nor do i need to, if there is still a problem call me 6405464 and we can straighten it out i am not the 2 year old bashing people on a website and i never said i was a badass you r the one that is bothered by the whole thing
Unclemertog
January 14, 2009 12:12:04 PM
Entry #: 3030847
You two Nard Brothers haven't change one iota since you were wee little lads....actually you two were never wee little lads, but you get the point.
Still making me laugh my ass off though.
Stevens 4
January 14, 2009 1:39:16 PM
Entry #: 3030913
DeMonti
January 14, 2009 3:51:02 PM
Entry #: 3031036
well enard, i will clarify one thing, you most definatly did stand on the stairs of the crow as i stood in the parking lot by myself calling you on pick up the phone and call your brother at the police station and tell him you just threw me out and not to send anyone because i was leaving. on another note, when your brother came swooping in to your rescue on this site and decide that it would be a great idea to announce to the entier state of rhode island softball family his thoughts on me being a raging coke head, well that just fuckin pissed me off. that was clearly way the fuck out of line and does not in any way justify his retaliation on me calling you a fat bad ass. that is not cool in any way and left a fuckin bitter taste in my mouth so fuckin bad that at this time i have no clue how i will handle this matter. as far as you guys being able to kick my ass, the sizes of you and all 175 pounds of me, you really should be able to kick my ass with out the help of anyone. but dont be misled boys, its not how big you are, its all about stamina, and that i have plenty of! this will be my final rant about this matter on this fotum cuz as hinske said, this is not the place to handle such an ordeal. but this being the small town that it is, our paths will cross, and we will speak about this more and then some! so i will look forward to that time, and hell ill even let the both of you take turns punching my head in, but you better kill me, because im not crazy, im stupid, and i will keep getting up and keep coming forward, ive been getting my ass kicked my entire life, whats one more. you can call me a bitch, pussy, shit talking 2 year old all you want, no problem, but when you talk that nonsense and make it personal on a whole nother level, well thats just plain wrong and stupid and that i will never forget! so let the cards fall where they may and just remember one thing, thers only one thing i give a fuck about, nothing! NOW we know where we stand!
Stevens 4
January 14, 2009 3:59:06 PM
Entry #: 3031047
hmmm. Goodwin is gay.
Gopher
January 14, 2009 4:03:57 PM
Entry #: 3031053
Must not had been a diet soft Drink mike had at lunch..........When is the schedule coming out. I think we got our first "Game of the Week"
Stevens 4
January 14, 2009 4:10:19 PM
Entry #: 3031059
I am going to predict that Ernie strains his cooch during spring training and the PNA is talking trade with Smitty for the fat DH from Botelho.
Gopher
January 14, 2009 4:27:17 PM
Entry #: 3031083
Considine?
Stevens 4
January 14, 2009 4:29:18 PM
Entry #: 3031086
That is right. I am working out hard to be the backup catcher this year. Considine is a fat fuck and he has no excuse...his old lady is a personal trainer. He should look like an athlete.
Jeffc_28
January 14, 2009 4:33:41 PM
Entry #: 3031089
I play Middle, fat jokes back to you and Stevens.
This jut in: Botelho out of retirement?
Gopher
January 14, 2009 5:15:05 PM
Entry #: 3031111
Gives us the count IAN
Ant6377
January 14, 2009 6:55:24 PM
Entry #: 3031190
Mert, I can never change it got me this far. It reminds me of the day i played basketball with that kids head during your cyo game.
Unclemertog
January 14, 2009 7:30:44 PM
Entry #: 3031213
All the shit talking that kid did only to get his face bounced off the floor repeatedly. Absolutely comical.
I guess some things never change. However...let this shit go, it's just not worth it.
No need to get jammed up over something stupid.
Ant6377
January 14, 2009 8:23:22 PM
Entry #: 3031253
Its over as far as im concerned. A little jabbing back and forth then move on as far as im concerned.
Ryno34
January 15, 2009 7:30:46 AM
Entry #: 3031468
Actually I would rather see a brawl. Everyone always smooths things out. Let's have a good old fashioned donnybrook and get it over with. The whole league jumps in and winner take all. Old school battle royal style.
hinske
January 15, 2009 10:10:18 AM
Entry #: 3031566
jabbing back and forth is one thing, but airing out or making accusations about someone on a public forum is not cool at all. I dont have a dog in this fight or argument, but i will say ant that was just not a classy thing to do. Im sure everyone has skelitons in their closets that dont want to be aired for everyone to see or hear.
Like i said before i love ya both but that was a very low blow that makes you look petty and immature. If you have a problem with someone and it needs to go to that bashing them on a web site and making statements that are very bold is not the thing to do.
Goody
January 15, 2009 11:23:20 AM
Entry #: 3031621
Stevens... you son of a bitch... well done.
Ryno34
January 15, 2009 12:15:42 PM
Entry #: 3031653
Your right about that Hinske. Some things don't need to be said here. My joke was more that people are always talking shit on here about beating each other up and then are best pals after.
DeMonti
January 15, 2009 12:16:06 PM
Entry #: 3031654
im glad that you feel that was just a little jabbing back and forth and that this is over, however, you couldnt be more wrong.
DeMonti
January 15, 2009 1:20:05 PM
Entry #: 3031697
i understand ryno, you are correct about that, but i can assure you that we will never be best pals ever, so at least that should make you a little more at ease.
lb4lb
January 15, 2009 1:32:03 PM
Entry #: 3031713
God..stay off the site for a few days and I miss everything. Seriously, how is considine that chubby and Jennyboo is in super shape? Then again, Ian is a little chubbly and Katie-bear is perfect. And, geez, now that I think about it...Stevens is ENGAGED to Kerri..did you all know that. Ringed her a couple of weeks back. I was out , by coincidence, at the same restaurant when Stevens popped the question. Kerri cried and the guy sitting at the table next to me was overheard to say to his wife " uh..i know i know. I was thinking the same thing. He probably owns a plane or something "
lb4lb
January 15, 2009 1:35:35 PM
Entry #: 3031718
HOT Chick/FAT GUY is the new HOT Chick/ Rich Guy. I expect that we will be reading that GOPHER has left his wife and is dating Liz from Sandy Bottoms. Have you seen this California 8 / Coventry 10? I think Mikey D has been working it for months..but obviously, he needs to pack on a pound or two.
Stevens 4
January 15, 2009 2:12:23 PM
Entry #: 3031752
Wow. It has been a while since I had been shit on. I have been nailing Goodwin for 2 days with nothing in return. We needed Lb4lb to put me in my fat corner. Nice!...Tell Ian we need better looking/more roomy uniforms this year.
lb4lb
January 15, 2009 2:56:54 PM
Entry #: 3031781
By the way Stevens, when I close my eyes all I see is " grenade warning" . Playing COD, I get shot down more often then demonti trying to pick up Liz. Liz at Sandy Bottoms. See her. Go now. Great bartender AND she is a tattoo artist.
Stevens 4
January 15, 2009 3:14:54 PM
Entry #: 3031792
I haven't had a chance to play in 2 weeks. I am going to be rusty as hell. Don't want to play against 77 in that for sure. He plays 8 hours a day.
Smitty77
January 15, 2009 3:27:01 PM
Entry #: 3031804
don't worry stevens. im going to REI to get this years uniforms. I figure they have to have a few tents that you can fit into.
Stevens 4
January 15, 2009 3:41:11 PM
Entry #: 3031812
Eat a dick! We need an upgrade this year. Don't let Jeff do the shopping. If we can't compete with PNA we are sure as hell going to have to look better than them.
DeMonti
January 15, 2009 3:52:24 PM
Entry #: 3031819
hey bobby, just for the record, ive been shot down twice in the last 7 years, neither time was by your wife, what a cougar! hahahahah. liz is a beautiful specimen, trust me!
Stevens 4
January 15, 2009 3:56:44 PM
Entry #: 3031825
how have I missed this chick?
Jeffc_28
January 15, 2009 4:02:43 PM
Entry #: 3031828
We should get uniforms for the women then, No uniform will make Brian's fatass look good.
Stevens 4
January 15, 2009 4:04:47 PM
Entry #: 3031832
Listen pal...you have had us in shit uniforms for 3 years. We have sponsors on our shirts that we have never heard of!
T Mac
January 15, 2009 4:07:44 PM
Entry #: 3031835
First off... id like to start on a serious note, hinske even tho ive never played on your teams atleast i dont recall if i did ( probably drunk had i ever ) If you are heading out of state i wish you all the best.
Now for the PNA yankees... i think its great that everyone is flocking to them all great guys, good team. but like i hear and i know ant and mikey hear it cuz we are yankee fans... u paid so much for all these old players ( haha ) will they be able to produce with superstar after superstar around them. well for the rest of the leagues sake i hope not, but in all honesty i think pna is by far the favorite unless artie signed some guys such as griffey, manny, ortiz and johan santana to pitch haha.
now for that disturbing picture, ernie and dutilly. i looked and tried to figure out which one is the bitch and came to the conclusion that both of you are haha. it looks like dutilly was eating some mac and cheese earlier in the day and when he blew his load in ernies mouth it just accumulated on his teeth haha. bobby has it made he can just take his teeth out if anythin gets in them.
dutilly u cant use the im fat card anymore, your faster than smitty !!! hah still funny
now to the pressing matter at hand.....
Gopher And Stevens at a gym??? are you serious?
The guys on there way to the gym...i can tell there gonna have a great work out. good for u guys.
And after the workout...
which is gopher and which is stevens??
i gotta say tho gopher u could pull off paul blart mall cop that almost looks like what u should b doing instead of playin ball. i got a kick out of that picture.
Stevens congrats on the engagement.
i agree with hinske. i like all 3 of you guys but internet is no place to air dirty laundry, u guys need to sit down and talk about whatever has happened.
The best part is arent you all gonna play for the same team next year ?? haha
Botelho Botelho Botelho.... getting on everyone and thinking no one is gonna try to get a jab at you shows stupidity my friend. i didnt wanna leave u out.
Is that bob botelho or some kind tryin to copy his style. you better have hinske take his bow and arrow and hunt that yellow shirt wearing copy cat down for ya.
and last but never least... i spotted this guy the other day at the liquor store and almost didnt recognize him...
Thanks for growing your stache back old rob raymond. hahah
Stevens 4
January 15, 2009 4:16:03 PM
Entry #: 3031841
Christ...I am faster than Ian now. He is a fatty for sure.
lb4lb
January 15, 2009 4:33:26 PM
Entry #: 3031855
T MAC is an all time great poster. Funny stuff. Liz informs me that her Sandy Bottom schedule is sun :during day Tues, Thurs and Sat: nights. She also serves up the drafts and fends off your advances at the Crowe Bar on Wednesday nights. She just said to me..get this..."Mike is a really nice guy"." and Jackson..I know him..hes Mikes chubby friend". Well, she was half right.
hinske
January 15, 2009 4:56:57 PM
Entry #: 3031872
This just in stalker4stalker now has restraining orders from all woman in the league and the bartender at sandy bottom. Katie bear and the others have banded up to keep this peeping tom away from their windows.
Not to mention the trump look alike is just plain creepy.
lb4lb
January 15, 2009 5:15:50 PM
Entry #: 3031886
fuck off and move to Tennessee already hillbilly. Go to Millington. My birth place.
lb4lb
January 15, 2009 6:58:29 PM
Entry #: 3031971
Liz called. Apparently she is reading the site now. Correction: She meant to say HINSKE was fat. Not Jackson. And she still says Mike D is nice. Despite being banned from the Crowe.
Ant6377
January 15, 2009 7:25:19 PM
Entry #: 3031984
To all I texted with mike that night and told him, now ill tell all of you the cocaine thing was in response to his previous post about being to busy on speed. So again if anyone has a problem with that sorry. And mike like i said that night as far as im concerned its over. If you want to keep it going then thats fine to but i wouldn't recommend the second choice with either me or my brother. The ball is in your court now.
Ant6377
January 16, 2009 1:12:38 AM
Entry #: 3032171
I hope my last post clears the air a little. And mike what i told you still is true we are all over 30 with kids and need to worry about the important things not who says what on a website or at a bar after drinking. You and I probably have the worst tempers in the league i just hide mine better than you do.
hinske
January 16, 2009 8:37:30 AM
Entry #: 3032213
you obviousley havent seen hinske lately. He is a beautiful creation from god. No woman would make such a false statement. I have a feeling the only way you get to talk to these women is when your in bed with your home made hair dolls. petting them saying "i cant believe your with ian, stevens, considine or (whichever overacheiver you would prefer)i'm the one who hit that homerun against hendricken."
I will visit your birth place and urinate on the first thing i see that matches the rug that you have on the top of your head. First thing that comes to mind is a rat or a weasel will suffice.
Stevens 4
January 16, 2009 8:45:46 AM
Entry #: 3032222
ouch.
lb4lb
January 16, 2009 9:49:17 AM
Entry #: 3032257
Mr 7~ you need to get new material. I am sure the reprobates that you are used to playing with in West Kingston.. a league where you are considered good apparently and funny ...dont care about you wearing out the same material over and over again....from the looks of it they probably cant read anyway. Freshen it up. There is plenty of other things you can use to make fun of me. For instance, I can bench more than you..hilarious. I hit better than you...fucking side splitting. What else, short, old, bad skin, limping, portuguese,..standing around your empty store all day like the Capt on the Titanic offers you plenty of opportunity to come up with new shit.
Stevens 4
January 16, 2009 9:55:37 AM
Entry #: 3032267
double ouch! Man you can't retire..you are still too feisty to hang it up now. Plus...we need new uniforms...
Gopher
January 16, 2009 10:35:46 AM
Entry #: 3032292
Mac,
It is true that Mr. Stevens & I have been putting a great effort into reducing the lard of fat that we have been storing up for the winter. Well winter is here and we are now living on it on. I have been in the gym everyday since the first of the year(16days now), working on my swing twice a week, eating right, No BOOZE....It will all pay off this year. It is going to be all new this year. As far as woman go...the reason good looking woman stay with us cubby guys is because they can do what ever they want and there is nothing we can do about right Jeff & Brian.
Jeff has been with his wife for 11 years. He should be the size of a tooth pick. But he knows that having his Saturn in the Garage is a great thing and doesn't want to mess it up. Steven and I just love that fact some one now loves us for who we are and now we want proof...LOL
The picture that JEFF has graced us with is hysterical...to the point that a friend at work reads the site and made sure that every one here had a copy emailed to them....my son wants to know" Dad...your the mall cop? when can I ride the segway....Thanks Time Bomb" People ask me where I got that costume....
Mert, nice Planet this month and I looking forward to be at the meetings this year with you...
Am trying to get Amby Smith or Club Jogues for every Sunday in the month of March to try a small "mini Series" of a tournament 100 players needed for a 6 team draft. All Money will go to Coventry Little league in Memory of Helen Baxter & Coventry Men's Softball. All details to come if there is a interest. Umpires and Coaches will be based on Volunteer Status.
Stevens 4
January 16, 2009 10:49:56 AM
Entry #: 3032296
Last time we had a draft at Jogues fucking Ian picked me last. asshole.
lb4lb
January 16, 2009 10:50:36 AM
Entry #: 3032297
Here we go, just when he is contributing nicely to SMACK, still riding the Glory of the HINSKE/GOPHER Christmas Toy drive, he has to go and mess things up by trying to organize another sure to be abortion softball tournament. Why GOD didnt make you with teats and 4 stomachs and spend your days grazing waiting to be milked I dont know. Wait a minute, he did. New team name for IAN and the boys...&...just a symbol. The Team Formerly Known As Botelho Insurance. The sposorship days like the playing days are over.
Gopher
January 16, 2009 10:59:00 AM
Entry #: 3032306
So Bob you want to be on the list of names for the draft i see
lb4lb
January 16, 2009 10:59:51 AM
Entry #: 3032307
of course. Is it that obvious?
Stevens 4
January 16, 2009 11:04:12 AM
Entry #: 3032310
You are a cruel old man.
Stevens 4
January 16, 2009 11:05:53 AM
Entry #: 3032312
Who the hell is going to sponsor us. All the bars are taken. Maybe Taco Bell will step up.
lb4lb
January 16, 2009 11:20:10 AM
Entry #: 3032321
Arthur Samos. Why not. He has been on the crappy Considine designed shirts without giving a nickel for 3 years. And Stevens, why is it always.." cruel old man " Why not "cruel old man who hit 3 homeruns against CM." Why not "cruel old man who took Hinske the pitcher ( aka GAS ON THE FIRE ) to the parking lot at Jogues ". This is why I cannot come back.
Smitty77
January 16, 2009 11:44:40 AM
Entry #: 3032342
we can never say anything like that because you compliment yourself first. finally, samos gave us $200 to help pay for uniforms. We decided to keep them for another year. This years can be designed by anyone that wants to. They can also be paid for by anyone who wants to. I'll even name the team Botelho Sucks for $350 + the cost of uniforms.
Stevens 4
January 16, 2009 11:47:34 AM
Entry #: 3032344
how much do uniforms generally run? I want to put together something nice this year...lets spend a little bit.
Gopher
January 16, 2009 11:49:21 AM
Entry #: 3032346
Botelho's "Stay Free" Dingers
lb4lb
January 16, 2009 12:09:02 PM
Entry #: 3032362
Its open fire on Ian now. And I have the Pasternak. I am taking over the team. We are going to name it " Ians Batting 8th". I want somebody on base 4 out of every 10 times when Stevens comes up. Stevens..how about Cardinals colors? Although black is more slimming....
hinske
January 16, 2009 12:23:49 PM
Entry #: 3032376
the only difference between your level of creepy and ryman's level of creepy is that you have money and dont need to say would you like fries with that
hinske
January 16, 2009 12:26:46 PM
Entry #: 3032378
Stop with your retiring no sponoring anticts. You are just searching for your annual ego boost like ryman is looking for his spot on the pna roster.
I dont know why you have to call stevens and gopher fat. If im right there is a photo laying around with you looking like you weigh 260Lbs. Challenging them for sumo of the year. Your synthetic muscles dont fool anyone.
The only think you do 1out of every 4 atbats now is pop a hamstring you meat head.
lb4lb
January 16, 2009 12:30:34 PM
Entry #: 3032381
now we're talking Hinske. Good job. In fact excellent. You even took out an innocent bystander..Ryman. A 6'3" 253 lb pop up machine. HMM. where have I heard that before? I know..Ryhinske.. Now pick on Ian.
lb4lb
January 16, 2009 12:32:24 PM
Entry #: 3032383
jesus christ its only Jan 16.
Smitty77
January 16, 2009 12:39:12 PM
Entry #: 3032387
i thought the ryman ban was over once we hit 2009. demonti is that true? where is he?
hinske
January 16, 2009 1:18:02 PM
Entry #: 3032412
RAYTEHLO INSURANCE should not be throwing stones. Your as old as rob raymond and you run just as well. i see a merger coming.
Stevens 4
January 16, 2009 2:14:55 PM
Entry #: 3032457
I like the color scheme. Black and white is boring.
iWitch-hunt
January 16, 2009 2:41:15 PM
Entry #: 3032486
hinske, someone else calling you slightly overweight??????????Sounds familiar
hinske
January 16, 2009 4:29:10 PM
Entry #: 3032577
slezak i know your not talking. Youve reverted to getting bad tattoos all over you body to try to cover up the rolls. When you goin away agian i think the back door gets left open when you leave...... hahahah
lb4lb
January 16, 2009 4:56:04 PM
Entry #: 3032604
every other year right up until last year I would bow to Rob Raymond. Then he stopped doing situps and tried to play with beach ball stuffed up under his shirt. I dont need to run. 25 choppy steps to first and then a hard right turn to the dug out. 1 every four abs. And it would have been 1 every 3.64 abs if I didnt have to ..and I didnt want to...bat against the unhittable Mike Delpadre. Well, end of week is here. Nice couple of days ripping each other to shit. Well done .
DeMonti
January 19, 2009 12:37:10 PM
Entry #: 3034002
seeing as the weekend is over boring4boring, i get such a kick out of you having to live your pathetically boring life through people like hinske, jeffc, stevens , gopher and myself. its funny when you rip into us for having a life outside of trying to sell something to benifit yourself or saying your retiring from softball. give us a break, you cant retire, who is gonna bank roll your business and give you someone to live your life through then us softball players? if you stop posting and playing you wont be able to make fat jokes to people or call anyone a hillbilly or rip someone for going out nites and doing what every other person does instinctively,GET LAID, or bring to lite who is thrown out of what bar and god forbid a good looking woman actually mite think is a nice guy and thinks your a joker. i will truly miss you if you did dissapear. it just wouldnt be rite for you to go, you make us feel great about living the pathetic off the wall disgrace of a life we live and show us that it could be worse, we could be you! keep up the good work my friends in living this meaningless, fat, hillbilly going out and actually talking to a woman instead of sitting home jerking off to that same woman, lives we live! may this weeks ripping comense,hahahaha
lb4lb
January 19, 2009 1:05:33 PM
Entry #: 3034029
Kind of an excellent rant. A good start to the week certainly. Incoherent ramblings of an inebriated madman..albeit with a rocket right harm...absolutely. I am def retired..and..should be off SMACK completely soon..probably today. I sold all my equipment and have no desire to buy new stuff. If I did un-retire....does anybody know the name of the poor kid who got the bike I donated? I need it back to trade or sell for a Freak. If its Fiskey by chance..well...he can keep it.
DeMonti
January 19, 2009 1:21:34 PM
Entry #: 3034044
if you retire from softball i can understand, but you cant retire from smack, thats unexceptable! what happens to a couple when they've spent a very long time together and one of them dies? the other one dies assholes! boring4person is married to softball and by the sounds of it is the only thing that keeps him from swallowing the barrel of a twelve gague, so if softball dies in his life than im afraid that our beloved softball sponsorship guru will also die, and as ball busting is one thing, i would not want to have to come visit you in a home somewhere and fill you in on how many women i slept with that week or how many bars im thrown out of or if hinske was stiil shooting deer and popping out to deep left or if stevens got down to his target weight or that kate still has no interest in softball or you for that matter, you see where im goin with this bobby, this website is where you can continue to live your life and not have to die.
lb4lb
January 19, 2009 1:21:51 PM
Entry #: 3034045
and can you believe that Demonti thinks I am living my life vicariously through him? When my life gets down to getting thrown out of bars, having Judge Ragosta see me so often he calls me Time Bomb, stirring it up with the Mans brothers ..then..seriously, Hinske..shoot me
lb4lb
January 19, 2009 1:24:50 PM
Entry #: 3034046
I have to re-analyze my life. I may have more in common with Demonti than I thought. Who would have thought.Is it possible that I NEED softball the way Gopher NEEDS eclairs? Damn.......
DeMonti
January 19, 2009 1:31:03 PM
Entry #: 3034054
by the way bob, getting thrown out of bars is a real hoot i tell ya. i suggest every one trys it, especially the blowe bar. i hear the two bouncers in there are real push overs,hahahaha. just kidding ant and ern, dont call the cops or throw me under the bus again, this is smack remember! but think about life without softball, is it worth living? tell judge ragosta i said to retire, letting hoodlems like myself run the streets and allowing me to prey on innocent woman clearly means his days of bringing justice to this state have gone by the wayside! lol
lb4lb
January 19, 2009 1:46:40 PM
Entry #: 3034071
I am going to admit it..I am going to miss Demonti and Hinske. SMACK in general, of course. But I would imagine, hopefully,unless you are one of Coventrys finest, there is only one Demonti in our lives and while too much can get you in trouble too little is no fun either.
DeMonti
January 19, 2009 1:59:33 PM
Entry #: 3034085
i couldnt of said it better myself and couldnt agree more about to little isnt much fun, getting the majority of the police forces ive come across in my life to beleive that same theory, impossible. i wont stop trying i promise.
Gopher
January 19, 2009 3:51:51 PM
Entry #: 3034171
No more Mike will you hear the raw of the crowd wiith you and the crow
You know damn well under that sweatshirt is a garbage bag and some electrodes to keep him from eating fat guy at heart.
Stevens 4
January 20, 2009 9:00:25 AM
Entry #: 3034617
Why the frown lb4lb?
hinske
January 20, 2009 10:03:17 AM
Entry #: 3034664
It finally accured to him that he is actually as fat as artie the hot dog montster. Not to mention whats up with the 1972 sweatpants ....really? you look like a sausage stuck in casing.
Gopher
January 20, 2009 10:35:26 AM
Entry #: 3034683
That was at the Turkey Trott this year Hinsk. It was a cold day but you should know that....I just eat the steak you gave me from the deer you shot that day
Rockstar81
January 21, 2009 7:33:20 PM
Entry #: 3036139
gopher didnt you eat that hotdog that i left on the fence post that day??
Gopher
January 22, 2009 9:24:20 AM
Entry #: 3036441
That was funny.......lol.......no i didnt but who did you try to give that to?
hodde
January 22, 2009 3:15:41 PM
Entry #: 3036775
finally im back on, computers been down for a month. ricky kennan i think you ate that hot dog with lots of ketchup lol and a string.
Rockstar81
January 23, 2009 8:02:58 PM
Entry #: 3037820
i think i tried to give it to anyone that walked by me that day and they all were grossed out about it..
