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| Al Gore
January 27, 2009
9:27:55 AM
Entry #: 3040075
| I have recently spoken with some of my top weather advisors and we have noticed a trend that should be relayed to the American people. There have been Nor Easters briniging cold air through the jet stream, creating colder weather than we have come accustom to. If this continues, it should restore the icebergs and polar bears. This trend has been linked as far west as Brill WI at which point it pinnacles. As terrible as the weather feels right now, there will be benefits to come this summer. This trend is creating thinner air and harder baseballs. This will allow baseballs to be hit... far. We have also noticed a trend in the baseball bats that are stored in Brill. These bats have condensed due to the cold and seem to be unbreakable and full of pop. If you would care to read more you can buy my book for the low low price of $49.95. Sorry about the mistake with the last trend, its friggin cold!
Your Friend,
Al Gore
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| Brill15
January 27, 2009
10:56:32 AM
Entry #: 3040180
| Al,
I had always wondered why you simultaneously predicted hotter temperatures and began growing a very winter looking beard. I think all along you knew deep down it was going to get colder and you were preparing. Either that or you were just growing the beard to hide your ever fattening face.
Anyway, thanks for the update, we'll make sure to buy an extra long tape measure so we can figure out how far we're hitting them. I'll also put in an order for taller foul poles to avoid confusion on the towering shots down the lines.
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| Mikey J
January 28, 2009
4:09:24 AM
Entry #: 3040883
| I've been lifting weights....
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| Brill15
January 28, 2009
11:01:12 AM
Entry #: 3041098
| I wonder if you're really up that late or if you just set an alarm to wake up, post on the forum, and go back to bed
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| 3
January 28, 2009
11:44:29 AM
Entry #: 3041145
| I had the same thought, or are you lifting weights until that time of night?
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| 6
January 28, 2009
10:06:52 PM
Entry #: 3041712
| I don't care what a person is doing up at that time of day. If you haven't gone to bed yet, for goodness sake-GO TO BED. If you're up that early and it's not for hunting or a baseball game, GO BACK TO BED - IT'S TOO EARLY TO WAKE UP!! You'd appreciate your sleep if you have kids that wake up really early every morning, whether you want to get up or not.
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| Mikey J
January 29, 2009
4:13:13 AM
Entry #: 3041802
| Don't judge me
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| 6
January 29, 2009
6:45:21 AM
Entry #: 3041828
| You do know that they make medicine that you can take if you are having trouble sleeping. Try some.
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| Flava Flav
January 29, 2009
8:10:24 AM
Entry #: 3041869
| No kidding. It's called large amounts of alcohol. Yeah boyeee!!!
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