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TOPIC: kids |
| whitey
February 12, 2009
10:36:42 AM
Entry #: 3054403
| I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
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| Hawk
February 12, 2009
3:03:52 PM
Entry #: 3054761
| I bet that happens to Vince Recchi all the time!
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| Vinve
February 12, 2009
4:30:16 PM
Entry #: 3054859
| That scenario does sound rather familiar. AH FK IT!
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| Broken Keyboard?
February 13, 2009
9:47:46 AM
Entry #: 3055464
| Who is VINVE?
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| VINCE AKA VINVE
February 17, 2009
4:04:02 PM
Entry #: 3058680
| DDAAAMMMMIIIIIITTTTT!!!!
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| whitey
February 20, 2009
11:17:55 AM
Entry #: 3061875
| I would say invest in a voice command typing program, but god only knows, what the program would think your saying!
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