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Ant77

May 12, 2009
4:52:59 PM

Entry #: 3153023
Just a reminder to all players in the league that every Sunday the Crowebar puts out a free buffet to all the players in the league. They also offer $5 pitchers. I know there are some players who don't like the bar however i think everyone likes free food and cheap beer. I know Jackson does.

Gopher

May 12, 2009
5:24:58 PM

Entry #: 3153059
Ant,

We Play Artie this week at Foster. I will see if I can get some of the guys from both teams to stop bye. Maybe Eric can buys some Pitcher's...

Artie, I will Match the first 4 with you?


juice66

May 12, 2009
5:48:20 PM

Entry #: 3153091
i see a party at the crowe developing for sunday!!!! ant u better tell them to load up on the budlight kegs!especially if the moulton boys all show up as well!

Gopher

May 12, 2009
5:55:01 PM

Entry #: 3153107
Hey Jackson....want a rematch with the wings?
bring your Bitch Hinske and I will take Stevens and there is no shot you beat us...RIGHT FATTY


juice66

May 12, 2009
6:39:17 PM

Entry #: 3153165
u and stevens????? thats a total combine weight of 790! thats like the twin towers! u are the big boss man and stevens is hakeem the african dream!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Stevens 4

May 12, 2009
7:28:52 PM

Entry #: 3153210
I will be there. Sunday is going to be my first annual bar appreciation tour. I plan to have at least one beer at each of our sponsoring watering holes. The butthole is excluded until they purge themselves of trashy patrons.

BThorn18

May 12, 2009
9:03:41 PM

Entry #: 3153296
Jackson if you want the moulton boys there we'll be there. Just make sure they stock up the night before

Gopher

May 12, 2009
9:49:54 PM

Entry #: 3153343
What about us....we will take a refi

Ant77

May 12, 2009
10:24:03 PM

Entry #: 3153388
Brett i promise there will be plenty of beer. Also to get you guys there Jeni Petrarca will not only be your bartender but also agreed to let you clowns do body shots with her.

DeMonti

May 13, 2009
7:23:55 AM

Entry #: 3153589
ant, need you say more, i get the first body shot though, im there!!!!!!!!!

Stevens 4

May 13, 2009
8:51:09 AM

Entry #: 3153651
Hey Mike- can you leave your friend with the bandana at home this time. He kind of ruined the mood at the last bar we were at!

juice66

May 13, 2009
10:14:59 AM

Entry #: 3153735
well if demonti is going to be there, we may have to bring out a few props! american flag tube,motorcycle helmet,softball glove, 10 dozen eggs, and 3 bags of apples!

juice66

May 13, 2009
10:27:46 AM

Entry #: 3153751
BIG BOSS MAN(GOPHER)! OF COURSE WE WANT U GUYS THERE. WITH YOUR POST ABOUT THE WINGS I ASSUMED YOU GUYS WERE GOING TO BE THERE. I WAS JUST MAKING SURE THE MOULTONS WERE IN. BRETT, NO PINK SHIRTS!!!!!!! HAKEEM SAYS HE IS DOING A TOUR SO HE'LL BE THERE! I WONDER IF THE GAY SECOND BASEMAN FROM MOULTON WILL BE THERE! WITH ANT,ERNY, AND KNIGHT ALL IN THE SAME PLACE, WE MAY GET A VISIT FROM THE ROGER WILLIAMS ZOO.

Stevens 4

May 13, 2009
11:01:05 AM

Entry #: 3153800
Who the hell is Hakeem?

Ant6377

May 13, 2009
11:02:57 AM

Entry #: 3153805
Jackson i really wouldn't be throwing stones if i were you. You look like a sceince experiment that got fucked up.

Stevens 4

May 13, 2009
11:23:44 AM

Entry #: 3153837
I will have to be sure that Crowe is late on the tour so I can get to every place. I am afraid if I lead off with Crowe I won't get anywhere else.

Goody

May 13, 2009
12:02:33 PM

Entry #: 3153895
Wish I could be there Jackson... never turned down a wingy in my life. Unfortunately I will be in CT for a graduation.

Mikey... don't you dare get in Fecal River with out me being there. Glad to see your stepping up to take the first body shot... Jenny will pour it down Jackson's back and you can take it down from his ass crack... I am sure the Jackson luge will have plenty of customers... Stevens? Make sure you slide this week Jackson.


DeMonti

May 13, 2009
12:07:57 PM

Entry #: 3153910
hey stevens, i really had no idea that fuckin idiot was gonna pull that shit that day, it took everything i had in me not to completely lose it on that fuckin jerk, sorry it ruined your mood but mine wasnt exactly pleasant afterwards either. you definately wont be seeing him in coventry anytime soon.

DeMonti

May 13, 2009
12:13:59 PM

Entry #: 3153917
i promise i wont float down dookie river without you there, on the other hand, taking a body shot off jacksons dingleberry infested kaboose is prolly the worst visual you could of possibly given any one ever, simply awful. i will have to think of something more disgusting than that, be back later, this could take a while. . . .

Stevens 4

May 13, 2009
12:32:58 PM

Entry #: 3153933
Got to give you credit for your performance there. I thought you were going to cut his head off right at the bar. Amazing restraint! There are too many like him rolling into that place lately.

DeMonti

May 13, 2009
2:01:27 PM

Entry #: 3154043
ya i had the beer glass empty and ready for surgery beleive me. i agree with you on the white trash rolling in there too, what a let down, he wasnt worth getting in trouble over, he wouldnt come outside where there is no cameras so it wasnt worth goin to jail over.

Stevens 4

May 13, 2009
4:00:22 PM

Entry #: 3154192
Thats for sure. I haven't been spreading my money around enough this summer anyway. I owe Crowe, Pub, and Rochs some serious stool time.

Unclemertog

May 13, 2009
7:39:11 PM

Entry #: 3154453
Brian we play you this weekend, you can get some stool time in this week with us!

Stevens 4

May 13, 2009
8:27:23 PM

Entry #: 3154507
On the Rochs is the first stop on my planned tour...I will see you there.

Gopher

May 13, 2009
9:26:35 PM

Entry #: 3154581
Brian,

Is there an over/under on how many you can do before you pass out?


Stevens 4

May 13, 2009
9:35:56 PM

Entry #: 3154593
Ask the old lady about that....One time I visited EVERY bar in the town of Coventry (including Crapplebees) and still made it to Bill's place for a night cap. This will be easy.

Smitty77

May 13, 2009
11:15:16 PM

Entry #: 3154705
I think you need to post an agenda for this tour....maybe you'll get some groupies.

Besides drinking, are you going to have a lunch at each stop also?

i don't think you can eat an appetizer from 5 different bars. The bags of chips at pna and jogues don't count.


Gopher

May 14, 2009
7:24:22 AM

Entry #: 3154881
Ian,

He got a new phone so he can order Domino's and watch it be prepared on line. He is an educated man so he should be able to time it pretty close. I say 4/1 odds are fair. Still think he pass's out!!!!


Stevens 4

May 14, 2009
8:50:49 AM

Entry #: 3154962
I will not be eating and will welcome groupies. First stop will be at On the Rochs for a few. Next I will be heading to either PNA or Crowe (one of these will be the last stop on the tour) Pub will be in the middle with Charlies and Reko's getting hit on the way home.

Bryan07

May 14, 2009
9:24:08 AM

Entry #: 3155005
We will hitting up the pub after our games on sunday, everyone is more then welcome.

Gopher

May 14, 2009
9:38:48 AM

Entry #: 3155025
Bryan,

Make it interesting...Find out where EVERY TEAM will be drinking after there games and try to make an appearence there.....Maybe the Pheonix Sportsman...Club Jogues...where the Stallion's & Firefighters drink....Eaton....Shamrock. You could be like the Mayor of Coventry Softball on Election Day...LMAO

6/1 odds on that because you will puke


Stevens 4

May 14, 2009
9:42:44 AM

Entry #: 3155039
"drunk as hell but no throwin' up" As soon as the old lady catches wind of my plans the train will get derailed anyway.

T Mac

May 14, 2009
5:10:29 PM

Entry #: 3155705
Stevens cant drink! we all know he is gonna go to crowe and is gonna be sucked into the coventry black hole that is known as the crowe. And the tour will not take place this week. Hard to do a tour when your alone. Poor stevens doesnt have a wingman yet. After next week tho no more soccer games, then i can be out and about with ya all afternoon long.... And as attractive as the offer of body shots off of that beautiful young lady sounds, already been. Enjoy it tho. haha.

Ranney ill prob stop over to the pub for one, then id like to go see my long lost freind Mertog over at on the rochs. that will be my tour b4 i have to go to soccer playoffs.

O'Dooooooooooliey Rules hahah


juice66

May 14, 2009
5:18:40 PM

Entry #: 3155717
I JUST SEE NO NEED FOR GOING TO ALL THOSE PLACES!!! JUST FOR THE RECORD THIS LEAGUE DOESN'T PARTY NEARLY CLOSE TO ALL THE TEAMS 4 AND 5 YEARS AGO. ITS GETTING WEAK! I SEE THE SAME PEOPLE OUT EVERY WEEK. STEVENS THE CROWE WILL BE YOUR LAST STOP. FIRST STOP OR NOT! NO SPORTSMANS THIS WEEK, TC IS ON VACATION!

SHOTS OFF MY BACK???? OK! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA


iWitch-hunt

May 14, 2009
6:48:26 PM

Entry #: 3155812
Oh shit, looks like I just cashed in one of my get out of jail free cards.

Stevens 4

May 15, 2009
9:35:45 AM

Entry #: 3156367
I need to wait until the food is gone to go to Crowe. I can't get the image of Goodwin drinking shots out of Jackson's ass crack out of my head and will vomit immediately upon seeing either one of them. I will be there after I have desensitized my self a bit.

E W 3 3

May 16, 2009
2:25:05 PM

Entry #: 3157355
thats called an anal chug..... working at a college i would have figured u heard of that bizarre / disgusting frat hazing practice. i learned of it from a few of the engineers at work who talked about making guys at their frat house do it blindfolded thinking they were doing it off some dudes asscrack but actually it was just poured into their mouth.

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