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TOPIC: saving the smack board for faggit talk |
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| DeMonti
May 30, 2009
11:40:31 AM
Entry #: 3171107
| from now on instead of being able to talk smack on the site we will be saving the board for people like ernie to talk faggit talk. examples being stuff like dutillys head or balls hanging out of my ass, its dutillys turn to give me road head this time, or i love dutilly when he takes his teeth out, that kind of stuff, you know, homo talk. because apparently that type of stuff is way more riveting and compelling then ripping someone a new sshole for talking shit behind your back. so keep up that wicked cool faggit talk guys, good stuff, im sure guys would much rather hear a bunch of grown men act like queers then someone getting there ass ripped
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| BThorn18
May 30, 2009
11:55:57 AM
Entry #: 3171115
| pretty sure getting your ass ripped is still faggot talk.
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| DeMonti
May 30, 2009
11:58:34 AM
Entry #: 3171117
| only from the eyes of a homo
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| BThorn18
May 30, 2009
12:16:34 PM
Entry #: 3171127
| mike calm down its chris dont go beating up brett now his ankles broke.love to hang around and chat but it takes me to long to type out a sentance and i dont know how to use spell check yet like yourself
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| DeMonti
May 30, 2009
12:19:46 PM
Entry #: 3171129
| im calm as a cucumber my friend, im not beating anyone up ever either, i hung the gloves up a long time ago
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| DeMonti
May 30, 2009
12:42:31 PM
Entry #: 3171137
| im done for a bit, im going to "grow the fuck up" for a bit, talk like a faggit a ittle bit and play grab ass with another dude because that seems to be the grown up thing to do these days. sorry mert but hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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| E W 3 3
May 30, 2009
2:32:41 PM
Entry #: 3171204
| Mike it's called humor. We do it from time to time. You might want to try it. I apologize if the humor is lost on you. Even if you don't laugh I know more than a few who do. Another example of a wonderful post by a wonderful human being.
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| DUTILLY
May 30, 2009
4:07:40 PM
Entry #: 3171235
| i cant wait for ri to pass same sex marriage
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| lb4lb
May 30, 2009
5:22:04 PM
Entry #: 3171273
| Who is drama queen/lunatic? Why did he pick " cucumber" when saying " cool as a cumcumber". I wonder. Cucumber is an obviously gay vegetable. Could have said " I am cool as a taco" A totally hetero food , the taco is. Even better.." cool as a clam"..an very non-gay shellfish and def cool. Mert, our residant bard, might have gone with " cool as a cock cave " just to illustrate..hey, I'm cool,calm and totally not gay." Like the rest of you.
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| Unclemertog
May 30, 2009
10:19:09 PM
Entry #: 3171423
| Mert’s Therapy Session! 
Damn Mike, there are just too many things occurring simultaneously in that vulgarity laden tirade of yours to accurately decipher and identify all of them. I mean gay hair dressers don’t get that dramatic! However what I have been able to extrapolate thus far from your pubescent invectives both past and present is that you are definitely suffering from the throes of several different kinds of anger, most notably Sudden Anger Syndrome 1 , Paranoid Anger Syndrome 2, and Shame-based Anger Syndrome 3.
There are many tell tale signs that elicit and expose the reasons for your anger and I think If you were to do some introspective self-analysis you might discover that what I am trying articulate to you is true. First there is no question that you are definitely bipolar as evidenced by your sudden mood swings, the only other explanation would be that you are in the midst of your period and are ovulating!
Next all the evidence would more than suggest that you are Schizophrenic 4. Little children and hormone imbalanced women don’t throw as many deluded “stomp your feet and scream” tantrums as you do. Then there is no question that you are a definite homophobe and as we all know it is extremely commonplace that those whom are homophobes are in many cases suppressing their own homosexuality.
Come on out Mike!
It has also been brought to illumination that you are a misogynist…
Which could indicate that you actually suffer from a deep seated Oedipus complex!
And it is very possible that you are the first living male to suffer from pseudo-sexual penis envy.
In addition to all these things it seems clear that you suffer from Tourettes, Angry Capital Letter Posting, dyslexia, humor impairment, Message Board Rage.
The good news is that there is an answer to your complete state of “FUCKED-UP-NESS”! First you need to find a nice quiet place to be alone and do that introspective analysis that I spoke about.
Take your prescribed medication.
And slip into this nice comfortable ensemble.
This jacket and gag serve two purposes, first they protect you from yourself and do not allow any self-injurious actions and secondly it prevents you from posting or speaking thus not allowing the spewing of any more pernicious drivel and jejune diatribe that springs eternal from the sophomoric mind of a pretty fucked up dude, personified in this case by you.
Oh by the way I never noticed how much you look like McLovin!!
So you got that going for ya!
Footnotes-
1 Sudden Anger: People with sudden anger are like thunderstorms on a summer day. They zoom in from nowhere, blast everything in sight, and then vanish. Sometimes it's only lightning and thunder, a big show that soon blows away. However, sometimes people get hurt. As Evidenced by every one of your posts.
2 Paranoid Anger: This type of anger occurs when someone feels irrationally threatened by others. They seek aggression everywhere. They believe people want to take what is theirs. As Evidenced by the post where you actually threatened to crack Bob Botelho’s head if he accepted Sandy Bottom’s offer to sponsor his team.
3 Shame-Based Anger: People who need a lot of attention or are very sensitive to criticism often develop this style of anger. The slightest criticism sets off their own shame. As evidenced by how you threaten everybody at one time or another who point out how fucked up you are.
4 Schizophrenia A severe psychiatric disorder with symptoms of emotional instability, detachment from reality!Mertog Out!
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| Ryno34
May 30, 2009
10:45:18 PM
Entry #: 3171432
| I was thinking about what I wanted to post here. Many things crossed my mind. Some funny. Some not so funny. I have decided to sit back and watch instead.
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| guapo
May 30, 2009
11:33:36 PM
Entry #: 3171465
| This is shameful. In my opinion, nothing truly serious should ever be discussed on this messagae board. No throwing others under the bus, no name calling, no bragging, just good natured ballbusting. People that take softball too seriously have problems as far as I'm concerned. Let Stevens show all of you people the way. None of us will be drafted. None of us will make a living swinging a bat. Relative to those who can make a living plaing baseball or softball, we all suck. To be the best softball player in Coventry is to be the worst single A baseball player on earth. Have fun tomorrow everyone!
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| Unclemertog
May 30, 2009
11:43:34 PM
Entry #: 3171472
| Let Stevens show us the way...where? To the free all you can eat buffets at Hometown? If they got pancakes I'm down!
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| DeMonti
June 1, 2009
12:35:41 PM
Entry #: 3172499
| wow mert, i didnt know they gave out phd's at the prison guard acadamy, thanx for the diagnosis i will be sure to get right on the meds immediately, i always thought prison guards were a buch of fuckin meat heads who wanted to be cops but were either to fat or not smart enough, i never knew they were doctors, i'll be sure to send anyone else who gets proclaimed a lunatic or phsyco by another guy in the league to you for diagnosis, thanks buddy.
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| DeMonti
June 1, 2009
12:39:06 PM
Entry #: 3172502
| no offense to all the other prison guards, just the ones who chime in thinking they are doctors or some shit, i have alot of friends who are guards, no doctors though
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| juice66
June 1, 2009
2:50:40 PM
Entry #: 3172695
| MERT I'M NOT POSITIVE BUT ISN'T DECANOATO A STEROID? I DON'T REALLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT THAT SUBJECT!
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| D Train
June 1, 2009
3:22:56 PM
Entry #: 3172751
| Hmmm?? The fact that we are men playing what is traditionally a women's sport makes us all gay. "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
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| Unclemertog
June 1, 2009
3:42:35 PM
Entry #: 3172786
| Mike as a matter of fact I am not a doctor but I did stay at a "Comfort Inn" last night, just to set the record straight.
Crumb...Yes you are in fact correct Haldol Decanoato is in fact a steroid but that is not the same as Haldol which is an anti-psychotic! The two share similar properties chemically but have two very different effects. Once again I'm not a chemist but merely stayed at a "Comfort Inn" last night.
As for "Prison Guards" as you call us being meatheads, some of us are and some of us aren't. We do have doctors, lawyers, nurses, psychologists, teachers, people with doctorates, masters, bachelors and associates degrees as well as people whom have high school diplomas and GED's. We are a very diverse group.
My new recomondation is "aversion therapy" which was featured in the classic movie "A Clockwork Orange"
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| Unclemertog
June 1, 2009
3:46:47 PM
Entry #: 3172791
| By the way Crumb interesting how you recognized that package as being the steroids?? I'm beginning to understand how you grew those arms the size of my torso out of your sleeves. Creatine my ass lol!
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| Gopher
June 1, 2009
4:20:52 PM
Entry #: 3172847
| Mert....Did you go to the Comfort Inn after we left?
Oh and by the way.....This guy is a cheating bastard at Wii Bowling...LOLOLO
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| juice66
June 1, 2009
5:15:23 PM
Entry #: 3172926
| mert, someone told me thats what it was! it was stevens! hahahahaahhahahaha! thanks for clearing that up! learn something knew everyday!
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| Stevens 4
June 2, 2009
9:49:48 AM
Entry #: 3173696
| How do you cheat at Wii bowling fat ass?
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| Gopher
June 2, 2009
9:59:59 AM
Entry #: 3173708
| It was a joke you Urinal....
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| Stevens 4
June 2, 2009
10:11:17 AM
Entry #: 3173721
| you are a urinal cake....used
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| T Mac
June 2, 2009
10:55:15 AM
Entry #: 3173789
| Gopher just admit it... You got hustled. You thought i stunk and id finish last and you would get a free beer out of the deal, and look what happened me, dell, and mert took care of business and stevens was our lackey just to make sure u paid up haha.
Best line of the whole weekend... neither one of you will take me to the boom boom room hahah
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| Gopher
June 2, 2009
11:09:45 AM
Entry #: 3173806
| I am telling you right now...I will go buy this game and practice everyday like it is an olympic event if i loose to you again MAC......See you Sunday....
Brian is next
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| Stevens 4
June 2, 2009
11:15:40 AM
Entry #: 3173819
| You got to call her up and get your invite to the boom boom room!
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| Gopher
June 2, 2009
11:46:03 AM
Entry #: 3173867
| only 200 seats available and she all ready used 174 so brian only gets 26 and he is allready being forced to shorten his wedding party in order to conserve tickets...LOLO
Tom just show up....not she is going to Divorse him. She hasnt left yet she isn't going to
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| DeMonti
June 2, 2009
12:23:49 PM
Entry #: 3173932
| hey mert, its "holiday inn" express i beleive but point well taken.
As far as that bionic lipped popeye armed crumbcake jackson, it doesnt take a doctor or a night at a holiday inn to know what "MEDS" he is on. the fuckin kid was 110 lbs in high school now he has to buy two seats on a plane when he flies. The last person ive seen have such a drastic change in weight was stevens, but we also dont need a doctor to know why that is either.
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| Stevens 4
June 2, 2009
1:31:27 PM
Entry #: 3174045
| That was fabulous....nicely played Mike.
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| T Mac
June 2, 2009
4:27:42 PM
Entry #: 3174333
| I think i have the reason why stevens doesnt need a doctor... cause he has a weight therapist who he goes food shopping with and who drives him home from the bars.... sounds like a girlfriend to me. But not in this case...
The story of "Young Brian Stevens and the Plumper more experienced Gopher aka Bob Broduer." Narrated By None other than Myself.
It started out as casual softball players... then led to drinking buddies at the bar after softball... next there grocery shopping together... can anyone else see where this is leading????......
Mustache Rides!!!!!!!!!! that visual will haunt me for the rest of my days. I apologize.
I just feel bad for ernie now, i mean i know he has dutilly.... but who will show up to his night league games and blow him now if Gopher is preoccupied with Stevens.
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| Gopher
June 2, 2009
5:15:42 PM
Entry #: 3174407
| What Nice Posture
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| T Mac
June 2, 2009
5:34:52 PM
Entry #: 3174428
| That was when i was goating you into making the bet about loser buys rounds, i know i didnt lose that game haha
p.s. gopher still owes another round.
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| Smitty77
June 3, 2009
8:29:55 AM
Entry #: 3174997
| is that fat bastard on the tv at the end of the video? irony
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| Stevens 4
June 3, 2009
8:44:42 AM
Entry #: 3175014
| That was actually Gopher on the security camera that Jerome put in at Rochs to monitor the parking lot. He went out there to change out of his uniform top.
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| Unclemertog
June 3, 2009
3:53:59 PM
Entry #: 3175593
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Mike I think I know what you are talking about now….you are saying that there are two kinds of big.
= Jackson Big!
= Stevens Big!
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| Stevens 4
June 3, 2009
3:56:48 PM
Entry #: 3175602
| that made me hungry
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| DeMonti
June 3, 2009
3:56:54 PM
Entry #: 3175603
| yes mert, off the record though, hahahaha
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