for the past several weeks i have been reading posts by people stateing that they think they know how to drink. i hearby challenge any two of you so called drunks to an all out war of the sauce. thats rite, fat boy crumb lip and i will challenge any two of you pukes to a 12 hour binge drinking session. i will put a 100 dollar guarentee that we will drink any two of you motherfuckers under the table. we will keep track of amount of alcohol consumed untill one group throws in the towel. each participant will be able to have on hand a barf bag which you may vomit in as long as such person continues to binge drink, throwing up is legal. whoever says they are done or passes out for longer then 5 minutes loses, 100 dollars if someone beats us and if we lose i will also get the tab. there will be no time limit, most amount consumed by the time we get thrown out or the bar closes if both groups are still in it. we need a bar sponsor and maybe lb4lb can update my life insurance. any takers? you fuckin pussies!
DeMonti
June 11, 2009 1:27:58 PM
Entry #: 3184077
may i warn you, i witnessed the botox lip put away over 300 ozs of beer in a 5 hour sitting, still going too, can anyone hang?
BThorn18
June 11, 2009 1:33:08 PM
Entry #: 3184080
I know i cant, but i would think if you put knight with the right partner he take you two down.
Stevens 4
June 11, 2009 1:57:03 PM
Entry #: 3184109
Goodwin...lets do it.
DeMonti
June 11, 2009 3:43:39 PM
Entry #: 3184306
knight is definitely a top competitor. i was thinking any combonation of knight, lemme, stevens, goody, ryan mahar, or tmac would be stiff competition, you would come close but me and meat head will def win!
Stevens 4
June 11, 2009 3:48:50 PM
Entry #: 3184315
That would be fun to lose though...I forgot about Tommy...I will just have to make sure that he didn't get all screwed up the night before or he will be useless.
hodde
June 11, 2009 4:21:24 PM
Entry #: 3184367
what about me i can hang with my wife and probably beat you guys. we are professionals
Ryno34
June 11, 2009 4:24:02 PM
Entry #: 3184371
Shit 10-12 years ago me and Guapo would have schooled you punks. Now I can't even get through a 12 pack alone anymore. Guapo can still power through the bourbon though.
Good luck to anyone up for the challenge. I have never drank with Demonti before, but I have heard the stories of his marathon sessions. I have witnessed Jackson putting some hours in. Looks like a tough tandem to beat. The Fuji and Saito of booze.
BThorn18
June 11, 2009 4:31:16 PM
Entry #: 3184380
I dont think there are any real losers in a competition of this manor. as for Hodde and his wife i remember back in the day when they lived accross the street from and i can back him on his claim of their ability to drink in tandom. When ever a dynamic duo decides to take this challange please let it be known so the rest of the league can be there to enjoy
FANMAN
June 11, 2009 4:36:57 PM
Entry #: 3184387
im offended i was not on your list of competition, drinking is a second profession of mine ha...but i stick to beers weak naaaa ill put down forty of em
guapo
June 11, 2009 9:48:13 PM
Entry #: 3184771
When I put my mind to it I can be a formidable opponent, but I'm pussying out. I now get TWO DAY hangovers when I try to pull stunts like the one suggested. Fuck that!
On a side note, how did the expression "I put my foot down." start? What is so scary or intimadating about someone putting their foot down anyway?
DeMonti
June 12, 2009 8:53:02 AM
Entry #: 3185071
thats an excellent point guapo, what a fuckin stupid expression, ill never use it again. i am also very sorry i didnt include trhe fan man, he is also a rageing drunk with an uncanny ability to sauce, my bad fan man. and hodde, i would be more than happy take you and foghorn on any day, you are definitly worthy. and brett, hows the ankle kid?
juice66
June 12, 2009 9:26:57 AM
Entry #: 3185110
hahahahaha! what has this become. i get on here and i notice i'm roped into a drink off.everybody mentioned some great drinkers. i have to say i have put in all day sessions with knight. who else goes to the store and we each have to buy our own 30 packs. i guess this now makes mick deminski officially, "LITTLE JUICE!"
Not My Buddy
June 12, 2009 9:35:10 AM
Entry #: 3185119
I believe the phrase is in reference to one "standing their ground" by putting their foot down and bracing themselves... kinda like the juggernaut.
Goody
June 12, 2009 9:43:49 AM
Entry #: 3185128
Are we talking booze or beer? I think I would have to take Knight over anyone when it comes to beer. His sausage fingers make a glass a beer look like a shot glass.
juice66
June 12, 2009 10:04:30 AM
Entry #: 3185153
if knight and i go out,the tab will come and there will easily be 15-20 pitchers on it in 3 hours.u have to keep up or u wont get any! hahahahahaha! its allways a race!
Goody
June 12, 2009 10:23:18 AM
Entry #: 3185176
And then the two of you oafs end up ankles to ears in the parking lot on the hood of your micro machine!
BThorn18
June 12, 2009 10:45:00 AM
Entry #: 3185200
Ha ha ha ha ha, well done goody. Mike The ankle still hurts a little from the surgery, but i have my first follow up next week on tuesday and will hopefully get some good news.
DeMonti
June 12, 2009 11:27:17 AM
Entry #: 3185263
hahahahahahaha, micro machine, thats funny shit, goody we need to do some drinking soon so i can laugh my ass off at you making fun of juice lip jackson all day
DeMonti
June 12, 2009 11:32:08 AM
Entry #: 3185270
my buddy, my buddy, wherever i go, he goes, my buddy, my buddy, my buddy and me! hahahahahaha
Stevens 4
June 12, 2009 11:58:18 AM
Entry #: 3185295
DeMonti
June 12, 2009 12:15:02 PM
Entry #: 3185316
hey stevens, is that a typo or are you really batting .176?
Goody
June 12, 2009 12:46:58 PM
Entry #: 3185355
Mikey... drinking? Never touch the stuff.
Goody
June 12, 2009 12:49:30 PM
Entry #: 3185358
Stevens... great pic by the way... Jay likes his cars the same way he likes his testicles... tiny.
Not My Buddy
June 12, 2009 1:00:06 PM
Entry #: 3185373
Yeah yeah Demonti, I get it... I'm Ryman's My Buddy doll... At least I was famous once!
juice66
June 12, 2009 1:16:23 PM
Entry #: 3185400
i just get back from the gym i go on here and i'm getting smoked! fuck me! stevens i wish i had a viper!!! little juice where r u? we need to practice!!!! hahahahaha! fuck u goody!!!
Goody
June 12, 2009 1:23:36 PM
Entry #: 3185407
Haha! Knew it was only a matter of time until your LIPS would be back smacking on the keyboard!
Stevens 4
June 12, 2009 2:00:57 PM
Entry #: 3185452
that is not a typo Mike. I am the Big Papi of Coventry softball
T Mac
June 12, 2009 2:50:22 PM
Entry #: 3185513
I have to start by saying this would be a great event.... Now this is an important key to this event because i know us little guys dont need to eat a thing and can keep drinking all day i feel like u fat fucks get to eat and eat and eat and dilute the alcohol in your system with food, there has to be some kind of rules set up for that. Also we could even take bets on first to puke, first to fall asleep ( my guess is demonti haha sorry buddy but after the plane ride to florida, he falls asleep on the couch with everyone in the room playing beer pong, Driving home from the bruins game out cold in the backseat those are just a few )
Day 1 in Florida estamated time in the house 2 hours and snoring away.
Hodde And woot woot can hang, there boozers for sure. Guapo can definately drink with the best of em too, Ryno on the other hand.... let me not remind you of your enemy..
That guy in the juggernaut video reminds me of jackson if jackson actually wasnt such a bitch hahah. And that micro machine is quick but i cant imagine it has enuf horsepower to actually move when hes inside, good thing for him he never drives it cuz its always stuck at whichever bar he got drunk at the night b4. thats sure a pretty paperweight u have there haha
Goody if its beer i think us little guys have a chance because usually the big guys get sleepy after a little bit or they want to fight and once that happens they will be laying in a corner sucking there thumbs.
DJ that is the funniest video of em all. i want to get a my buddy doll i wonder if they still make em. And bring him wherever i go, after my performance at the plate this weekend i should try and have my buddy doll hit for me. I Stunk hahah
O ya and this kid still sucks ...
Goody
June 12, 2009 3:17:28 PM
Entry #: 3185570
So the real question is not if this is going to happen but when?
Mac... I think I'd have a better shot with booze over beer.
Could make it like the olympics and have different events. A straight booze event, beer event, and mixed drink event.
juice66
June 12, 2009 4:12:25 PM
Entry #: 3185637
i'm in 4 days a week training!!! hahahaha! t-mac is usually there for at least 2 of them. i don't think anyone really knows the shifts that i put in!!! 12-2am is the usual. if i puke its only cuz i'm full. so after i just keep on going! hard booze my money is on goody! stevens,tmac,goody,knight,moulton,mahah,demonti niel,etc... fuck lets face it we all can put um back! its coventry we r all drunks! fuck the competition and all of us get together and party!!!
KD
June 12, 2009 7:02:48 PM
Entry #: 3185785
Here's the REAL "My Buddy"
DeMonti
June 12, 2009 7:32:05 PM
Entry #: 3185806
hey tmac, may i remind you of the text i sent you that morning we left for florida at about 930 am, then all day and bar in airport then the display i put on in the plane and not to mention the 12 pack on the way from the airport i drank in the passengers seat of my rental car ranny and smitty can attest to, that picture you took i beleive was around midnite so if you do the math, thats a pretty good tour my friend.
DeMonti
June 12, 2009 7:44:03 PM
Entry #: 3185809
hey rymans my buddy,that was the funniest fuckin thing ive ever seen on the internet, where did you find that and great timing, awesome post. kd your the man, another great post from a seasoned veteran. for everyones enjoyment this sunday you may want to make your way over to dj watsons game because i think there will be a real life "my buddy" to watch him play this weekend. i have a twelve oclock game so i have to find something to do at ten, hahahahahahahahahaha, i cant wait!
DeMonti
June 12, 2009 8:58:28 PM
Entry #: 3185843
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH2DjgvwQAU looks like ryman might not like his my buddy doll as much as i thought he did
DeMonti
June 12, 2009 9:26:19 PM
Entry #: 3185855
i got ryman and dj on tape today, check it out
DeMonti
June 12, 2009 9:28:58 PM
Entry #: 3185858
i even got a little footage of their last counselling session
