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TOPIC: Worked Bats |
| Scotty Burke the real 23
June 15, 2009
7:32:16 PM
Entry #: 3188073
| Does anybody on our team use a altered bat
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| Jack #30
June 15, 2009
10:28:21 PM
Entry #: 3188263
| Yes I do with my stekker .314 average.
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| Frank#43
June 16, 2009
2:26:18 AM
Entry #: 3188378
| According to Kim Phad via clancy's parents I have a cheater bat (my red mayhem) but that was all put to bed when they randomly checked it at the major and it came back CLEAN!!! thank you very much.... Its a replacement bat that was sent to my house from worth. If I can hit the ball hard or over a 300 foot fence with a stocked bat, then I'll just have to deal with it.
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| Vic #14
June 16, 2009
7:20:48 AM
Entry #: 3188451
| You guys caught me, I was so scared they would check the bat I use, but to you my friends and teammates, oh yeah and Jack, I want you to know that I've been cheating the past few years the bats I use are worked, loaded, shaved, stroked, and massaged!
Please, if you would being my friends and teammates, oh yeah and Jack, do not let on to anyone. I would hate to start seeing teams taking away my hole.
I feel so refreshed getting this off my chest and knew I could trust you, my friends and teammates, oh yeah FUCK YOU Jack!
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| Jack #30
June 16, 2009
8:54:23 AM
Entry #: 3188525
| I like it Vic, thank you for coming clean, however if you are up this early typing messages, you had better have gotten up to come over and cut my lawn and trim my bushes. Do your job or you will be reported to INS. Take some time away from that busy day you have from transporting 50 of your relatives to the various lawn service companies so they can send the $4.50 they make a day backto 50 more of your relatives that will be climbing the border fence to get to America shortly....
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| Vic #14
June 16, 2009
9:10:55 AM
Entry #: 3188550
| That's funny, not what you said, but that that is all you have, Jack!?
No on the other hand Jack, I probably could call 1 of my relatives ask him to be here this weekend, and he would run to the border, swim across the border, purchase a green card, walk from the border to an airport, fly to illinois, hitchhike to Crete cut some grass for some beer money, and still hit above .350 and probably make a play up the middle, If he left today.
Let me know though if you want me to, because I have to let him know because if he leaves tomorrow he is only guaranteeing .325
What are you hitting?
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| Jack #30
June 16, 2009
9:21:00 AM
Entry #: 3188563
| Yes I am at .314 ohhh you got me there, yes I said it .314. Ok good go ahead, of course he is mexican, so he is already going to get the favorable scoring. so when he goes 3/15 - assuming he does not get picked up by border patrol, he will still miraculously somehow be at .440. If it is any consolation, I once dated a mexican girl, so does that now get me the favorable scoring like you monkeys?
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| Jack #30
June 16, 2009
9:22:57 AM
Entry #: 3188567
| Oh yes and one other thing that I have is that I can beat your big ass in a race even with my hobbled legs as well. Other than that - thats all I got.
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| My Shit Dont Stink #20
June 16, 2009
10:45:07 AM
Entry #: 3188681
| Jack likes dudes
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| Real Question
June 16, 2009
11:14:52 AM
Entry #: 3188719
| Why do we even keep errors period cause i was looking at all the major teams stats on usssa.com and they dont. the way they do it is OB/AB. Times on base over at bats instead of plate apperance so walks dont work in. But i just saw that and was wondering.
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| Vic
June 16, 2009
11:20:41 AM
Entry #: 3188727
| Between Julio, Frank and Clancy, I don't know who writes on this board more and with fake names.
Also I got $20 that I beat jack around the bases. You better drug up before hand.
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| Jack #30
June 16, 2009
11:36:29 AM
Entry #: 3188745
| Vic, make it $40 and I want US dollars not pesos. And yes I will make sure that I am good and drugged up and probably a little liqoured up as well....thanks for the easy money bitch.
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| Liiaro4
June 16, 2009
12:00:44 PM
Entry #: 3188777
| Don't worry Vic, Jake won't pay you anyways if he loses. He still owe's me $20 from our league night game against you guys. Back to Scott's question. I don't beleive in shaved bats, if I have to use them then I'll hang it up. Frank knows how I feel about them, I don't like playing with people that use them.
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| 85
June 16, 2009
1:32:17 PM
Entry #: 3188872
| hahaha the jokes on jack , victor said he would give me half of the winnings if i pinch ran for him when he finally got to first ...srry
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| its true
June 16, 2009
2:13:39 PM
Entry #: 3188941
| I am an avid writer on the board with other names lol.
Clancy
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| Scotty Burke the real 23
June 16, 2009
9:56:26 PM
Entry #: 3189445
| I was just wondering guys have fun with the rest of the comments
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