As everyone now knows Ernie Wright met his wife at Barrys nighclub in the spring of 1999 and the story of that night is told by his wife Jenn in her own words of Stevie B"S song Spring LOVE
"I remember when we first started You came to me you looked half retarded I took you in and you shed some pounds away I gave you loving more than Dutilly can ever say Don't you know I'm the one and I love you Ern I don't care what he says tell Dutilly this week is my turn Come back home to the one Who cooks and cleans for you Soon you'll see that it was softball you were searchin for
I can"t remember the first time we ever met The lights was shining i had to dance with you cause i lost a bet You caught my eye and the next thing that I knew your friend artie is mooching off us too We were so close for a season at Ambey Smith Then Sunday mornings and you always seem to get a hit But something changed The Season came to an end Then fall ball started And thats where my heartache began
Barrys nighclub is gonna reopen the doors Does this mean you will be passed out on the kitchen floor
Springtime love is on my mind and I won't forget that homerun you hit at foster i swear i almost broke my neck
Ant6377
June 17, 2009 8:49:34 PM
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Bobby I give you a lot of credit that was hilarious.
Smitty77
June 17, 2009 10:40:42 PM
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that was hilarious....i challenge everyone to change the lyrics to any song, about coventry softball or someone in it, and beat that
Smitty77
June 17, 2009 10:41:22 PM
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and yes, i hope this gets ugly
Gopher
June 18, 2009 1:45:14 PM
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And yes Ian...i am in negotiation's now on a top 40 hit about your career in the league....
So....Keep your FEET on the ground and keep reaching for the those stars."
T Mac
June 18, 2009 6:17:16 PM
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I had to you tube it... But this is the Song haha
DUTILLY
June 18, 2009 7:27:47 PM
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UPDATE UPDATE!!!! Jenn just called me and she just released her new song formely written by lee greenwood titled God Bless The USA as her version "THANK GOD MY HUSBAND TURNED GAY" PLEASE PLAY VIDEO WHILE SINGING ALONG
If tomorrow ERNIE WRIGHT WAS GONE, I’d NEVER PUT UP A FIGHT And I had to start again, with JOHNNY LAGS AND HIS BIKE
I’d WOULDNT thank ALL THE GAY RETARDS to be living WITH A QUEER ‘Cause THIS FAG IS still LIVING HERE AND HE JUST WONT GO AWAY
And I’m proud THAT MY HUSBAND TURNED GAY AND MAYBE HE WILL GO AWAY And I wont forget the men who CRIED WHEN HE GAVE THEM A CREAMPIE And I gladly stand up, next to HIM AND TELL HIM HES VERY GAY. ‘Cause there ain’t no doubt HES IN LOVE WITH MEN THANK GOD MY HUSBAND TURNED GAY.
From the TIMES AT BARRYS NIGHTCLUB TO THE TIME HE GOT HIS FIRST CHUB Across THE BACK OF HIS BOYFRIEND ERNIE WILL NEVER ABLE TO BEND From COVENTRY down to ARTTIC, and TRUCK STOPS to L.A. Well there's CUM in every ONE OF ERNIES FARTS , and its time FOR ME TO GET AWAY.
And I’m proud THAT MY HUSBAND TURNED GAY AND MAYBE HE WILL GO AWAY And I wont forget the men who CRIED WHEN HE GAVE THEM A CREAMPIE And I gladly stand up, next to HIM AND TELL HIM HES VERY GAY. ‘Cause there ain’t no doubt HES IN LOVE WITH MEN THANK GOD MY HUSBAND IS GAY.
E W 3 3
June 18, 2009 9:44:50 PM
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you are a messed up individual and i can't even begin to compete with those two songs....well done bobo.
Smitty77
June 18, 2009 10:49:46 PM
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The true story of Ernie's wife............
PRESS PLAY AND READ ALONG
I'm the man in her box Buried in your shit Won't you come and stop me? Stop me
Smitty and Riley (can she fit them both?) Bobby Dutilly (he can make her) Screeeeeeammmm (she’s not wasted) Fear in Ern’s eyes (now we've sexed her up)
Dutilly’s meat gets beat Shove Ern’s nose in shit Won't you come and stop Bob? Stop Bob
Artie’s been there (great roommate) Lags, Neil, and Mac(they all make her) You’d think she cries (not a tear wasted) Love in her eyes (all are better than Ern)
Anthony and Broz (what good teammates) Sisson and Machado (even Beaver) Mustache rides (Robbie Raymond) Pound for Pound (now you've sexed her up)
Smitty77
June 18, 2009 11:22:31 PM
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LAST FALL, ERNIE, DUTILLY, AND RILEY SIGNED WITH THE PNA.....
HERE ARE ERNIE'S CONVERSATIONS WITH THE PNA, AND THEN SHARING THE NEWS WITH RILEY AND DUTILLY.
PLAY AND THEN READ.
Yeah
You KNOW my fire MY one desire Believe when I say I want P N A
RILEY AND DUTILLY’S A PART I EAT ALL OF THEIR FARTS CAUSE IM GAY AND I want it that way
Tell me why I CAN’T PLAY FIRSTBASE Tell me why I LOVE EATING TUBE STEAK Tell me why I’M NEVER GONNA HEAR YOU SAY ERNIE YOU’RE NOT GAY
BOBBY, YOU’RE HIRED. RILEY, YOU’RE HIRED. Yes I know!!! it's SOOO GREAT THAT WE THREE ARE SO GAY
Tell me why I CAN’T PLAY FIRSTBASE Tell me why I LOVE EATING TUBE STEAK Tell me why I’M NEVER GONNA HEAR YOU SAY ERNIE YOU’RE NOT GAY
Now I can see that we're falling IN LOVE AND GAY IS THE WAY TO BE, yeah No matter the distance I want you to know YOU’RE deep down inside of me...
MY ASS, IS ON fire IT’S YOUR, DESIRE You are You are, you are, you are
JUST WANNA FEEL YOU…
I WANNA PLAY FIRSTBASE IT WON’T BE a mistake I’M JUST A BIG GAY AND YOU WANT IT ERN’S WAY
Tell me why I CAN’T PLAY FIRSTBASE Tell me why I LOVE EATING TUBE STEAK Tell me why I’M JUST A BIG GAY AND YOU WANT IT ERN’S WAY
Tell me why I CAN’T PLAY FIRSTBASE I LOVE EATING TUBE STEAK Tell me why I’M JUST A BIG GAY AND YOU WANT IT ERN’S WAY
CAUSE YOU WANT IT ERN’S WAY
DeMonti
June 18, 2009 11:32:32 PM
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wow, smitty has come out of nowhere with that smack down, beautiful! ill see what i can come up with scmidt
Ryno34
June 18, 2009 11:57:16 PM
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So I was starting to alter these lyrics and then I came to realize they do not need to be changed at all to express the deep passionate love Dutilly and Ernie have for each other. Ernie will sing the part of Diana Ross.
My love, Theres only you in my life The only thing thats bright
My first love, Youre every breath that I take Youre every step I make
And i I want to share All my love with you No one else will do...
And your eyes Your eyes, your eyes They tell me how much you care Ooh yes, you will always be My endless love
Two hearts, Two hearts that beat as one Our lives have just begun
Forever (ohhhhhh) Ill hold you close in my arms I cant resist your charms
And love Oh, love Ill be a fool For you, Im sure You know I dont mind Oh, you know I dont mind
cause you, You mean the world to me Oh I know I know Ive found in you My endless love
Oooh, and love Oh, love Ill be that fool For you, Im sure You know I dont mind Oh you know- I dont mind
And, yes You'll be the only one cause no one can deny This love I have inside And Ill give it all to you My love My love, my love My endless love
T Mac
June 19, 2009 2:23:47 AM
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First off have to start by saying dutilly is one sick puppy!
2nd smitty they were both great! i know that ernie and dutilly are singing the nysnc song what i really wonder is what craig is doin in the background on the computer?? Can u tell now that Mr Smith's baseball season and school year are winding down... he now posts alot more and those posts must have taken him quite a bit of time
Ryno there love definately is endless hahah.
.....Still waiting on gopher
Gopher
June 19, 2009 11:21:22 AM
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Those were EXTREMLY good and prop's to Bob & Ian for the work....But I think a Love song for Ian & Kate is in order.....Please sing along....
My name is Mr. Smith boy's playing down at Clegg 2nite I know that Kate will be waiting for me at HOME...
I saw Botelho on the street knew he wasn't there for me so it's time to put my blinder's on and baby head out
I Know that she is left alone all the timeeeee But i need to see that SOFTBALL FLY
BYE BYE BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't wanna be a fool to you Just another player in a league or 2... you may hate me but it ain't no lie Kate, just stop bye
Botelho told me it was tough trying to be a sub in this game he Love's It might look awkwould but it's really not
KATE DON'T CRY!!!!!
Now it's fallball season to Kate And your more than welcome to play why don't i ask Bob to come and play along
He loves to hang out with you and he love's to sponsor team's also So now it's time to get him somehow envolved....
You know that I can't sit at home And always be bored Video game's only go so far Kate I LOVE SOFTBALL!!!!!!
Don't wanna be a fool to you Just another player in a league or 2... you may hate me but it ain't no lie Kate, just stop bye
Botelho told me it was tough trying to be a sub in this game he Love's It might look awkwould but it's really not
KATE DON'T CRY!!!!!
I am giving up Tournament Ball I don't know if it will do it Kate thats for sure... Bye Bye
But Bobby's got a few buck's that we know and the team needs a new freak for the Fall....
I don't wanna lose you Kate over this game I love So I am leaving Botelho Behind!!!!!
BYE BYE BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OSS
June 19, 2009 11:58:53 AM
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im working on a album right now with multiple artist . the first single is
my buddy by mike d to ryman my buddy !! where eva i go hes gonna go!!! my buddy !!! my buddy and me !!!
DeMonti
June 19, 2009 12:23:14 PM
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hahahahahahahaha, rymans buddy is dj, remember, i dont want him to get jealous
E W 3 3
June 19, 2009 10:00:47 PM
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I think those song lyrics from Smitty's are horribly inappropriate for any teacher to be putting up on a website......no matter how fuckin funny they may or may not be. You...Mr. Smith....suck.
Ryno, you know that song could be written about me and you too.
